brigham thinks aloud

  • Venezuelan president says stores are taking advantage of people by raising prices during holiday season.

  • People take that as a “take whatever you want” card, and proceed to tearing a hole in a store wall and running off with plasma TVs without paying.
  • Way to out-america America.
  • Dad: Yesterday was so frustrating. I was working near a building and I see a Maserati close by, and I tried telling my co-workers. They'd go like "oh what's that, looks like a Ford."
  • None of them knew what a Maserati was.
  • Me: That's the most upsetting thing I've heard today.
  • YouTube: Hi there, wanna sign up? Get a Gmail. Not Hotmail. Not Yahoo. Only Gmail.
  • YouTube: You like your username? Don't you wanna use your actual name instead? I think you do. I think you REALLY do.
  • YouTube: What do you mean, you don't want a Google+ page? Don't be silly, c'mon, we'll put one on ya right now.
  • YouTube: I see you uploaded your video with tags, but I think it would be a much better idea if I put Vevo music videos in the related videos instead. Yup, so much better.
  • YouTube: Don't mind me, I'm just gonna take my sweet time loading this 6 second video. You don't mind if I take a minute, right? Course you don't.
  • YouTube: I know it's not your fault. Really, I feel your pain. But false claim or not, Germany can't watch this.
  • YouTube: What? Huh? You say you wanted HD? I thought you said 144p. No, I'm PRETTY sure you said 144p. Quite sure. 144p it is.
  • YouTube: Hey, I think it would be rad if I change the channel layout, don't you, buddy?
  • YouTube: Where are you going? What the heck is Vimeo? Wait! Come back! I promise I'll change in another month!