ALIVE wlw (women loving women ) characters Wentworth has given us:
Franky Doyle - Alive and one of the best stories and elaborate character development shown in Wentworth.
Joan Ferguson - Alive but crazy.
Bea Smith - Alive but someone hold her please.
Allie Novak - Alive unless confirmed otherwise!!!!
Jodie Spiteri - Alive but damaged.
Bridget Westfall - Alive and brilliant.
Juice and her crew - Alive but pieces of shit.
Kim Chang - Alive.
Erica Davidson - Alive.
Sophie Donaldson - Alive.
Endless amounts of wlw extras!
Dead wlw characters Wentworth has given us:
Jianna Riley - Dead and only appears in flashbacks.
Please take this into consideration before you bash this show for an unconfirmed death or relate it to The 100.
Stole these from @art.by.satine and put them together so I could have my Fridget and Ballie (or Friballie as I’m officially dubbing them!) together in one picture! Please go give the original artist the love and ❤ she deserves!
So I figure E12 will answer the big question of Allie’s fate, but there are some much bigger Wentworth questions I’m desperate to see answered too….
What happened to Vera’s affirmation rubber bands?
What happened to the prison theatre we saw in E1? And why do they have one? Have Juice’s crew been putting on Gilbert & Sullivan in there?
What’s Franky been doing all season? She’s started a new life as a community lawyer and stalker of teenage boys, and we missed it all!
Is Bea still running her hairdressing classes, and why hasn’t she punished Kaz with a giant fluffy mullet?
Are Bridget, Doreen and Liz still on the show?
Does Vera still fancy Bridget a bit?
What happened to the politics and “cause” behind the Red Right Hand? Will we ever learn how it started?
Why did Joan really keep her distance from poor Shayne for 17 years? * sniff *
What happened to that sinister new guard with the eyebrows in E1, who was a double agent between Vera and Joan?
Where is Joan getting all her money from? How many lifelong prison guards have 90K and endless lawyer’s fees in the glovebox?
Did Vera buy her copy of Fifty Shades of Beige at Kmart, or was it a free Woman’s Weekly giveaway?
How is Joan managing her exquisite eyebrows and (god forgive me) her bra hooks with only one hand? (I volunteer! I volunteer!!!)
Why has no one dropped a gigantic pumpkin full of drugs on Jake’s head from a great height, then set fire to his hair, turning him into a jack-o-lantern in a screw’s uniform? (I volunteer! I volunteer!!!)
I can totally see franky and Bridget being all domestic and perfect and shit and Bridget asks franky about her going to visit bea again and franky goes “yeah it was good. I told her your pussy tastes like chicken”