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Fuller House Starters. (Part 1)
  • “In a bare-knuckled fight Elvis destroys Bullwinkle every time.”
  • “No wonder your butt was so firm.”
  • “You know what’s weird? (name) is 60 years old and still wearing the same Bugs Bunny Pajamas.”
  • “that accent is really cute… would you please stop doing it.”
  • “(name) sends her love but she’s stuck in New York running her fashion empire.”
  • “We only need to pass two more classes to graduate.”
  • “The best part about college is that we got hella good surfing!”
  • “I’ve gotta get to work. I’ve got a bride and a groom who’s dog swallowed their wedding ring. That’s what you get for making a beagle your best man.”
  • “Damn we all still look good!”
  • “Relax mom, I already know all the bad words: darn, booger and Donald Trump!”
  • “I feel like this is my house too, I was here more than my own home.”
  • “Once again my feet save the day!”
  • “It’s like the circle of life… oh look, and there’s Simba.”
  • “I can’t worry about the things I can’t change.”
  • “It sounds boring– to me. But it’s perfect for you!”
  • “What’s going on in here?”
  • “Nothing!”
  • “There’s kids and grandkids everywhere– and a guy with a woodchuck puppet.”
  • “I love when you talk clean to me.”
  • “Oh hey you guys really dressed up. T-shirts with no holes.”
  • “Right after we graduate college, we’re moving to LA to open out fish taco truck!”
  • “You’re cleaning at housekeeper level!”
  • “Ah ah ah! (name) and I are temporarily separated. I will admit, it does not look good, but my goose is not officially cooked!”
  • “(name) this is a going away party …so, please, go away.”
  • “Yes I made one mistake… many, many times.”
  • “Oh she’s doing great! She’s about to go into labor, but I’m the one putting on all the pregnancy weight.”
  • “Look, (name), I know you’re not ready to start something new, or restart something old, but I want you to know that, when you’re ready, I’m gonna be right here.”
  • “Little weenie?”
  • “Well you’ve gotta remember this was the 70s, when nobody cared about kids getting hurt.”
  • “She ruined my cowboy party! She blew out my candles, she stole my wish –which was for her to leave, and then when she did leave she rode away on the pony ride pony!”
  • “You’re leaving, you’re leaving, you’re leaving, you already left, I hope you’re leaving.”
  • “If every word I said could make you laugh I’d talk forever.”
  • “I’ve been so happy loving you.”
  • “(name) implanted a tiny explosive in my brain. that he can detonate at any moment.”
  • “How dare you!”
  • “And you can start making your own bed too!”
  • “You know it’s funny, I always thought you and me would wind up together.”
  • “Yeah, that’s my other big regret. I lost half my money and half my hair.”
  • “Wow that’s so cool! I’ve always wanted to go to Cleveland!”
  • “I’ve got the answer: just never go to sleep!”
  • “It’s nothing I haven’t seen before.”
  • “Did you ever get that mole checked out?”
  • “In some odd, sick, twisted way, I may actually miss you.”
  • “You can say it. You love me!”
  • “Wow! That was really– …anti-climactic.”
  • “Okay I’ll… raid the fridge… snoop around… try on some clothes.”
  • “I’m so worried I can’t eat. This has never happened before!”
  • “This is better than Shark Week!”
  • “No! This is my responsibility!”
  • “So that was a yes to the puppy?”
  • “Found one of my missing shirts from 1989! This baby never went out of style.”
  • “For the first time we’re gonna be all on our own.”
  • “I just hope I can give you the beautiful life you deserve.”
  • “Sounds like you guys got this covered. I’ll be in LA if you need me.”
  • “You are entirely too stubborn to ask anyone for help!”
  • “You’ve been there for me my whole life.”
  • “I was the kid no one ever wanted to hang out with– for reasons I’ll never understand.”
  • “You always had my back, so now I’ve got yours.”
  • “I’m gonna be a doggy daddy!! —I’m having palpitations.”