ivy on wet brick, sock rings around ankles, loose lips on tired arms, orange juice with pulp, sourdough appetizers, headlights on dark rainy pavement, pressed leaves in wax paper, tires like static on gravel
Tony hits the wall hard, and the impact reverberates through the suit and him. He pushes out of the small crater he’d made in the stone bricks. As he drops to his feel, pain shoots up his spine, but still he opens his mouth and taunts.
“Come on, Vicky, you’ve got to be a little sick of us kicking your ass all the time. Let’s sit down and talk it out before you embarrass yourself.”
ya jus come home from skool with your swegga m8 gazza lying on the couch eating
some wotsits and gluging down some asda own brand cola while watching the
double bill of jezza kyle.
nokia brick starts ringing “turn down fo banter” and its your m8 dave who is an
absolute ledge bi the way. you answer the phone and say “wot you fooking want
m8″ and then he says “cheak my twits enit fam”
look at dave’s twitter :
latest tweet is “cheeky nandos lads? 👌👌 :) xD ;)”
you answer his tweet. @.archbishopofbantalolzsozz
dave you absolute ledge 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌“
you tell gazza that da lads are getting together for some cheeky nandos so he
goes home to get the nikeys on.
up at 5″ he says while leaving, which means come to his at 5 so they can go get
some cheeky nandos, not beat him up bc gazza is one of the mains.
go with grey and blue addias trackies with some white nikeys on (#richswegga)
and go to gazza’s at 5 and his 14 yr old sis awnsas da door
den you member the night you shagged her fit tits off, init fam
sccooorrreee!!!!1 XD :)
comes down before you shag her again in his balck and white trackies and black
credit first doe m8″ says gazza waving his orange nokia in your face
we can stop off the asian crnor shop m8 yhyh”
get to the ckeekiest nandos of all time and you and the lads sit outside
looking at looking at the fit cows that pass by!
den you go
in and have the cheekiestnandos yet with the “x” sauce even doe none of u eat it and your were served by
the fittest cowhag eva, and you thinking of shagging her there and then but you
would den ruin everyones cheeky nanados and be a banta kill and you dont want
that cuz you want to be an absolute ledge.
dear, confused, mostly American friends, is how you have a propa cheeky