*kills Han without remorse as a message to Dom and his group*
*is a complete asshole, delivers an angsty speech to his comatose brother in which he swears revenge, wrecks Hobbs' office and nearly gets Hobbs and Elena killed, destroys Dom's house and endangers Brian's child, pulls out a gun in a street fight, allies himself with a terrorist*
*jokes around with Hobbs, is a mama's boy, is a complete dad around Dom's baby, is a protective big brother to Owen, is revealed to be a misunderstood good guy who was once a hero like Hobbs*
-Fuck okay so I saw the movie last night and fuck i didn’t think i’d be hype but it felt so right watching it!!!
-this is definitely scattered and poorly articulated compared to my review of ff7 but ill write a proper one in due time. I fucking miss paul
-ive seen every fuckin movie of this franchise in theaters n im only 23 ah these are my thoughts as i was watching it. I was lowkey keeping notes lmao
-beautiful setting and colors wow as always!!!
-FUCK as if charlize therons character wasnt annoying enough the fuckin bitch had to have dreads!!! Deadass bye
-GEEKED at roman coming in at 11 for most wanted criminals
-Roman lmfao he literally cracks me up so fucking much i love tyrese
-the Rock as a soccer daddy ifucking love it his daughter is so cute ugh
-DECKARD SHAW IS SUCH A DADDY oh my i love jason statham and his banter w the rock lmao
-digging all the gratuitous fight scenes and humor and explosions
-what are you gonna Email her? Lmfao roman is too much hahahah
-calling roman Slick lmao
-hobbs and shaw are both daddies fuck they can get it
-scott Eastwood FUCK ME UP i love how theyre giving him so much shit ahaha hes so fine though gotdamn
-The kisss!!! Fuck this dumb ass hacker Bitch
With ugly dreads
-Brian would know what to do… OMG SHOOK im crying i miss paul walker so much my mans
-omfg hes a fucking dad. Papa!!! HE HAS A KID W ELENA IM SHOOK AGAIN
-middle name marcos first name is for his father to name him!!! Bitch!! 😭😭I bet he calls the bb brian!! Just cus thats how dom and vin both would be. I’m crying
-god lmao hobbs’ Fuckin names for shaw and his damn one liners i can’t… callin him princess LOL
-themost recent movies have so much more comedic elements and honestly i live for it my theater was crackin up constantly in between all that anxiety if whats happening next!!!
-shaw in suits fuck me up statham is so fine
-ugh in ny!!! The music is always so lit!!! THE TOYSHOP DAYUM!!! Those sexy cars and sexy ass scott eastwood fuck
-are you Blanta? Lmao roman and that fuckin neon orange lambo
-oo shit doms got a plan yas!!! Helen mirren omfg!!! British woman so I assume this is mama shaw
-ok this banter now is just straight up Flirting between shaw and hobbs like theyd be so good together lmao
-ugh this Destruction i cant… imagine if that shit was real so many ppl would be dead god
-ugh charlize is a little cunt
-gotta admit tho putting those cars jn Auto drive was pretty freaking dope but crazy and the pileup. Shits wild if that could happen irl we’re fucked
-did i mention Eastwood is fucking sexy
-Lil nobody lost his lil mind hahaha
-BIG SEXI COMIN THRU
-Why didnt they just crash into him fuckkkk like instead of just tugging on his car from dif directions like ya dont hurt him but still
-Omg shaw WTF RIP I WAS JUST LOVING HIM ON THE TEAM IN SAD IM CRYING AND HOBBS IS UPSET
-DOM TURNIN HIS BACK ON LETTY IM HURT
-baby callin dom dada im cryjbg holy fuck this mf just shot mama OMG RIP ELENA IM PIST
-god charlize tryig to psycho analyze shit and just constantly spewing bs makes me wanna hjr her
-Tej n roman babter is my fav
-ah eastwood baby is on board fuck me. All Bets r off–Hahaha the fuckin orange car
-Roman" this aint for me man" hahaha he’s so fuckin funny they really made his character a bitchass i love it
-2 hacker bitches up against eachother lmao ramsey is gorge
-roman Reading russian HAGAHA such a goof
-LETTYs SUCH A BAD BITCH sent that fucker right into those blades.
-THERES NOTHING ALRIGHT ABOUT THIS LMAO honestly i’m roman
-Spinning in his lambo on ice and everyone just fucking with him hahaha
-WHAT IS GOIN ONHAHAHA as hes sliding with the fuckin door
-TYRESE HELL YA OMG FUCK YEA WHAT A COMEBACK. “NUMBER 11 MY ASS” HAHAH, whole theater is laughing
-OH MY GOD IMS CREAMING BOTH SHAWS ARE ALIVE AND BEAUTFUL MY DADDIES. LUKE EVANS IM SHOOK BABY SCARFACE LMAO IM CRYING I LIT UP WHEN THEY TOOK THEIR MASKS OFF
-SURPRISEEE… AHA FUK U CHARLIZE IM SO HYPE I HAVE CHILLS
-TEGO CALDERON and DON OMAR HELL YEAH EVEYTHING IS UNRAVELING I MISSED THEM IM CRYIN IM SO HAPPY RN
-DOMS WHOLE PLAN FUCK YEAH AND THE SHAWS IM SO HYPE
-MOMMA SHAW HELL YES AHAHAH DISCIPLING HER FUCKIN BOY “and ur gonna TAKE UR brother” “DEVILS BUNGHOLE” HAJAJA MOM it’s god’s eye. I LOVE THIS FAMILY. Spinoff please???
-IMCHEERING SO HARD MORALE IS SO HIGH
-FOR ELENA YAS DOM IS BACK BABY KNOCKED THAT FUCKER DEAD
-STATHAM W BB BEING AN ACTUALLY DADD IM CRYIN ALVIN N CHIP MUNKS YES AHAHA
-FIGHTing W BB OMFG DADDY YES, “its gonna be a lot of fun” i love him so much take me
-DOMS BACK I HAVE CHILLS YES
-LETTY SEEING DOM AND REALIZING HE’s back Im SOBBING i love them
-WHEres THAT SMILE? THERE IT IS!! OMG CUTE BABY AND SEXY DADDY DECKARD SHAW IM SHOOK
-Ur not gna wanna see this… *sniffs* is that u or him? HAHAHA i love him
-hobbs to roman: Yr u always yelli g hahaha this shit is so funny while even in the middle of action scenes
-Thats my girl!! Letty made it… ugh dom im just
-U lost the minute u interrupted honeymoon fuck ya bitch dont mess w familia
-“This is for my son” FUCK yasss
-The cars protecting dom im crying more
-Told u this would b fun hgh DADDY shaw pls
-DOM N LETTy FOREVER
-gotta get MY YUNG SELFIE LEVELS up I CANT Hahaha fucking roman
-FAMILY!! I LIVE FOR THE ENDINGS AND THE HUGE FAMILY GET TOGETHERS IM CRYING I MISS PAUL WALKER SO MUCH
-ELENA UGH im sad
-INTRODUCing letty to the baby im dead
-WHAT IS HIS NAME WTF???
-Okay EVERYONE MEET….BRIAN… IM CRYING
-I FUCKING KNEW IT BUT IT STILL GOT ME I WAS LEGIT SOBBING THEN THAT FUCKIN KEHLANIGEAZY SONG CAME ON AND IDK I STARTED CRYING MORE. BABY BRIAN FUCK IM SO EMOTIONAL
-I LOVE THESE MOVIES SO MUCH I WILL BE 80 and still watching these movies as long as they keep putting them out omfg i just love them all i miss paul walker and brian and jordana brewster but this was a really good addition it did not disappoint even tho i hate the title lmao
-i appreciate u if u read this whole thing lets b friends
I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that’s why we were brothers - because you did too. No matter where you are, whether it’s a quarter mile away or half way across the world, you’ll always be with me. And you’ll always be my brother.
You sighed as you sat next to Mia as she looked at the computer screen in front of her. Your head quickly snapped behind you as you heard a car revving from outside of the garage. You quickly stood up from your seat as two people walked in. Your eyes nearly bulged out of your head.
What the hell?
You turned to Mia and mumbled, “Get out of here.”
She nodded before she snuck off as you slowly walked towards your older brothers. Dean glared at you, “You said you were on a case in Sioux Falls, what the hell are you doing in LA?”
You hesitantly stood in front of them, “Plans changed.”
Dean scoffed as Sam placed a hand on his chest to calm him down, “Dean relax.”
Dean slapped his hand away as you saw movement from the corner of your eye. No, no, no, stay back there.
Dean narrowed his eyes, “We haven’t seen you in a year Y/N!”
“Dean just let me explain.” You stated.
You heard footsteps behind you as you kept your eyes locked with Deans.
“Aye is everythin alright here?” Dom said as he stepped behind you.
“No, I haven’t heard from my little sister in over a year.” Dean spat out as you heard more people enter the room.
“Dean, I didn’t mean to leave the case. I met them and things changed.” You sighed as you saw both of your brother’s faces soften.
“Life has been bad for us and we were worried sick about you. After dad died I promised him that I would never let anything happen to the two of you. I ain’t plannin on letting that happen."Dean said sadly.
Dean grabbed your wrist tightly as he pulled you towards him, "We’re leaving.”
You heard someone running towards you, “Get your hands off of her!”
Brian stepped in front of you and pulled you away from Dean. Brian placed an arm protectively in front of you, “She isn’t going anywhere.”
Dean stepped closer to Brian and got in his face, “That’s my little sister, it’s about time she comes with us.”
“You’ll have to kill me then if you plan on taking her.” Brian said.
“I ain’t got any problem with that.” Dean said as you stepped in between them.
You placed your hands on their chests, “Stop it!”
The two only continued to bicker before you sighed and yelled, “I’m pregnant!”
Everyone went silent as you stood in between your brothers and your boyfriend.
“What?” Dean said as you hesitantly met his eyes.
“I’m pregnant. I know you don’t want me getting hurt. You’ve both always looked out for me and I appreciate that. But I’m starting my own family now, and you’ve got to accept that.” You panted.
Deans face softened as he and Sam looked at one another before they both smiled at you. Dean lightly laughed, “Come ‘ere little sister.”
The two of them squeezed you in a hug as Sam sighed, “We missed you kid.”
“I missed you both so much.” You said as you pulled away and smiled at them.
You turned around to face Brian who bore a surprised look on his face. You hesitantly looked up to meet his striking blue eyes as you stepped towards him, “I’m sorry I’ve tried to tell you bu-”
You were cut off when his lips connected with yours. You closed your eyes as you wrapped an arm around his neck. You pulled away and couldn’t help but smile when you noticed the grin on his face.
“We’re going to be parents.” He said smiling down at you.
You grinned, “Yeah, we are.”
Brian pressed his lips to yours as he placed a hand on your stomach. Your eyes opened when you were picked up from behind. You laughed as you noticed it was only Dom.
“Congratulations sister.” Dom said as Brian pointed a finger at him.
Brian gave him a pointed look, “Toretto, be careful she’s got precious cargo.”
You heard some of the crew laugh as Dom set you down. You pressed your lips to Doms cheek, “Thanks Dom.”
He nodded before going over to Brian and hugging him. Mia and Gisele were next as they both congratulated you. You continued hugs and such until you noticed your brothers still standing there. You walked over to Brian and grabbed his hand as you pulled him along with you. You stood next to Brian as you cleared your throat, “These are my overprotective older brothers Dean and Sam Winchester. Dean, Sam, this is my overprotective boyfriend Brian O'Conner.”
Brian chuckled a little bit before he shook both of their hands. Brian cleared his throat, “It’s nice to meet you, and sorry about that back there.”
Dean shook his head, “Anyone that protects my baby sister is good in my book.”
You saw the boys softly smile as you looked at your brothers, “You guys are such babies.”
Brian chuckled as he pressed his lips to the side of your head. You smiled slightly, “Sam, keys.”
Sam smirked before tossing you the keys as you ran out of the garage.
“What is she doing with my keys Sam!” Dean yelled as you ran towards Baby.
“I believe that dad gave this car to all of us. Plus I’ve always been better with cars than you have!” You shouted as you heard him chasing after you.
“Y/N don’t touch Baby!” Dean yelled as you heard more people coming outside.
You slid across the hood of the car and unlocked the driver’s seat. You put the key in the ignition as you locked the doors. Dean tried to pull open the door as you turned to Sam, “Hey, Sammy do you think she drifts?”
Sam laughed, “I mean going off the engine power and-”
“Sammy, I don’t need technical. Will she drift?” You stated as you saw Brian laugh.
“Yes.” He said simply as Dean glared at you.
“Do not hurt my baby.” Dean said seriously.
“You’ve got three options for the term baby. Baby as in the car, Baby as in me your baby sister, or baby as in my baby. So which one were you referring to?” You asked sassily.
“I would prefer if you took care of all three.” Dean said as you winked at him.
He stepped away from the car and you revved the engine and sped off. You whooped as you neared a corner before switching the stick and hitting the brake. You perfectly drifted around the corner before making your way back around. You laughed as you noticed the dumbstruck looks on your brother’s faces.
You hopped out of the car, “Really guys? We own a car garage. How do you think I met Dominic and Brian?”
Roman opened his mouth to give his version when you cut him off, “Don’t listen to Roman’s version as it is incorrect and hardly near the truth.”
Brian walked over to you and wrapped his arms around your waist and settled his head on top of yours, “She was street racing. Beat Dominic and I by ten seconds, most I’ve ever been beaten by.”
You smiled, “You lost, and I can still beat your ass any day.”
He chuckled as one of his hands rubbed your small bump before he quietly said, “But I still got the best prize of all.”
Your cheeks flushed as you heard Roman and Taj whistle, “Get a room!”
Dean and Sam’s eyes widened as Dean said, “No, don’t get a room.”
You smirked at them as you leaned into Brian’s embrace. You looked up at him and smiled, “I love you.”
Brian smiled as his hand rubbed your small baby bump once more, “I love you both.”