brhoes

anonymous asked:

can we PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET MORE JACE MAGNUS SIMON FRIENDSHIP HEADCANONS I LOVE IT SO MUCH

ANYTHING FOR YOU ANON

• when they coincidentally see eachother in public they legit act like they dont know eachother for fun

• so when raphael and magnus are on a shopping spree and rafi spots jace in front of hollister hes like “oh isnt that wayland? and magnus goes “I dont know her” and continues to walk

• alec calls them powerpuff girls (jace is buttercup, magnus is blossom, simon is bubbles)

• theYRE VERY PASSIVE AGRESSIVE they throw shade all over and after a while they literally indirect people for eachother

•so when alec has a fight with jace simon legit goes on twitter and hes like “can’t believe how some ppl dont think that ducks are horrifying :// guess u cant trust a bro anymore”

• SIMON CUTS MAGNUS AND JACE’S UNDERCUTS

• they sing together a lot bc they all have beautiful voices

• magnus gets window blinds installed bc simon stays at his place a lot and jace generally hates the sun light

• their term of endearment for eachother is “brhoe” (created when simon got drunk and wanted to say bro and ended up mixing it with hoe)

• jace continually gets dicks painted on his face bc hes the first one to pass out

• simon and jace have this joke they do to magnus where they tell people its his birthday and when he comes in the room everyones like “omggg magnus happy birthdaaay!!” and magnus wants to murder them both

• magnus and jace wake up simon by either going “simon wake up raphaels calling you!” or “simon wake up they released a new star wars trailer!”

• THEY JUST HAVE LIKE THE BEST FRIENDSHIP EVER OK IM EMOTIONAL