brett sparks

  • Spark: Um. Today is cement awareness month, and I just wanted to shine light on- [touches cement-looking substance] That is actually styrofoam, believe it or not. You can never tell these days. [moves on to different cement-looking substance]
  • Spark: Oh! Okay... Thats real cement. I almost said semen.
  • [muffled shouting in the distance]
  • Spark: Excuse me! I'm doing a video for cement! God, c'mon...
  • Spark: Anyway, semen- [realizes what he said and looks absolutely scandalized]