Dating Brett Talbot Would Include...

Originally posted by imlostinsantacarla

- having to stand on your tippy toes to kiss him because he’s so tall

- heated takeouts bc y’all would be one hot couple

- being super loud at his lacrosse games

- and also being good at lacrosse cause you guys would practice together

- at first hating Liam, but then becoming friends with him

- and then Brett would get all cute and jealous, but you would reassure him that you were his, and he was yours

- accidentally making his favorite hoodie shrink by putting it in the dryer with the heat on high so you could wear it without it being a dress

- brett would get jealous of every guy you talked to

- and you would make fun of it

- netflix and pizza and cuddling nights

- weekends spent doing something active

- watching horror movies because brett loved them, and you always got scared and hugged him so he loved that too

- being the most popular couple at devenford

- looking really good in anything of his

- he would always buy gifts for you

- and you would always buy gifts for him

- it was impossible for you to be the big spoon

- loving how his hair was sometimes straight, sometimes curly, sometimes wavy

- working out together

- being best friends with his sister

- his parents loved you because you made him so happy

  • Joe: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you've lost throughout your life time.
  • James: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
  • Aleks: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years!
  • Trevor: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
  • Brett: Mental stability, my old friend!
  • Joe: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

Listen i was trying to stay quiet, but once again i can’t… I just have to say that if this was happening with a larrie we, larries, wouldn’t hear the end of this. 

It’s not okay to spread private information about Amy, it’s not okay to spread fake information to a family involved with Louis, it’s not okay to harass Amy over email… There is a 4th wall for a reason! It’s not okay to mess with these things and get involved with these people. And what Brett did is clearly something wrong and a crime.

There are boundaries and rules… If a larrie just went around doing what this anti and Brett did, we would be crucified. We shouldn’t interact with families in this context. We shouldn’t go around and send a list of mean antis to members of a family. Now i know some larries on twitter sent some dms to the boys and their families with explicit fanart or other larry things before, but I condemn that and I’ll always do. 

Especially and listen very carefully, if it was a larrie, all of us would condemn it and say how disrespectful it was to do it! We wouldn’t say it’s okay and give support to this person… No, we would be louder than anyone saying how wrong it was! It’s here that you can see one more difference between us…

With that said don’t try to defend this and say that this was okay. There are many things we can disagree on, but this right here should be common sense!

(After mysteriously finding a hole in one of the doors)
  • Brett: Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know who broke it.
  • Joe: I did it, I broke-
  • Brett: No, no you didn't. Aleks?
  • Aleks: Don't look at me! Look at Trevor.
  • Trevor: What? I didn't break it!
  • Aleks: Huh, that's weird... then how did you know it was broken?
  • Trevor: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
  • Aleks: Suspicious.
  • Trevor: No, it's not?!
  • Aron: If it matters, probably not, but James was the last one to use it.
  • James: Liar! I never even go into that room!
  • Joe: Ok, ok, lets not fight! Let me pay for it, Brett.
  • Brett: No! Who broke it?!
  • Trevor: Asher's been awfully quiet-
  • Asher: Really?!
  • Trevor: Yeah, really!
  • Everyone: (Screaming at each other)
  • ........
  • Brett: I broke it. I couldn't open it so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. It was getting a little chummy around here.