surprise twins! surprise mysterious parents! surprise (spoilery yet wholly expected plot twist that’s hilarious because this movie is made entirely of plot cliches, sex, and AWESOME)
a dorm RA named Jesus who makes his students refer to him as the Messiah who pretends to be a stoner but is actually a BMW-driving covert op
a soundtrack that somehow, by WHO KNOWS WHAT POWER OF HEAVEN OR EARTH, includes both Explosions in the Sky and Placebo
PSYCHIC SEXUAL POWERS
A VAST NUCLEAR WAR CONSPIRACY
this movie actually fucking won the first ever QUEER PALM at Cannes in 2010 bc idk I guess the critics at Cannes watched it and were all like WELL SHIT THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME LET’S MAKE AN AWARD SO WE CAN GIVE IT AN AWARD so they did
oh and did i mention it’s by Gregg Araki, the director of Mysterious Skin???????
watch it watch it watch it it may be my new favorite movie ever