Miranda is the stupidest bitch I have EVER seen. Brendon breaks into her house? Doesn’t call police or tell anyone. Brendon hits her sister? Doesn’t call the police. Brendon breaks into her house (AGAIN) and trashes the place. Does she do the smart thing and call the police? No she bloody well doesn’t because shes a stupid, stupid bitch.

Meanwhile, David, your acting is absolutely STUNNING.