brendon boyd urie

things about brendon urie that i heart

-his thick fuckin thighs holy wow
-smiley boy 24/7 like does this guy ever get sad i hope not
-high heels
-“that breaks my heart that youre calling yourselves trash that really sucks”
-is tired of i write sins not tragedies
-continues to sing i write sins not tragedies
-fucking nice to everyone like ?? how im not even nice to myself
-ends up shirtless by the second half of every concert
-always screaming for some reason
-or just making some odd noise
-hes just cute and hes 2 years old someone give him a lollypop

  • Ryan: *calls Brendon*
  • Brendon: Hello?
  • Ryan: Brendon, can you believe our baby is 9-years-old today?
  • Brendon: WHAT!?
  • Ryan: It's March 25 today, Pretty. Odd. is 9 now.
  • Brendon: ...
  • Ryan: *sniffles* They just grow up so fast.
  • Brendon: ... Never call this number again. *hangs up*
  • Ryan: ...
  • Ryan: *calls Spencer*