brendan may and their gay dads

pokemon trainers according to fanon
  • Red: bad @ss overlord, tsundere, sometimes either a ghost or an animated corpse, he’s very sad on the inside
  • Rival Green/Blue: irredeemable lil snot or a jerk for a decent reason, family problems, usually a love interest, totally gaga for Red, gets hurt a lot?
  • Leaf: ???, “I’m not a guy!”, either is in love with rival or hates him (it’s usually both), ready 2 kick butt, ?? ? not many leafs
  • Lyra: weeeEee, literally exists to annoy silver, looks like Mario apparently, is secretly kris
  • Ethan: either pure smol boy or a sinner like gold from pokespe, lots of togepi and egg
  • Silver: emo, dad problems, full of salt and hate, *Italian swearing*, usually gets stuck with chikorita and gets upset, he loves sneasel and his big bat, very gay
  • Brendan: full of himself, kinda rude at first, tries to be a manly man, likes the protagonist
  • May: sometimes pretty feminine, likes to annoy the team leaders, also just destroys everything in her path
  • Dawn: very smart, beats up cyrus, beats up gods, she’s cool
  • Lucas: sassy smart, kind of a nerd, pretty gay, would punch cyrus again 10/10
  • Barry: attention span of a squirrel, gotta go fast meme, the most gay, is a good nice friend, he like to joke, nice fashion sense
  • Hilda: Punk with shades, just slays everyone, arrogant and ignorant lil crud, she either loves n or hates his guts (or sort of both)
  • Hilbert: cute, wants to do the right thing, doesn’t know what’s going on, generally a lot nicer than Hilda
  • Cheren: angry, classic anime tsundere, *anime glasses sparkle*, isn’t nice to himself or anyone else, sassy, has issues
  • Bianca: big and lovable or annoying and dumb, cute girl friend, ditzy, a lot stronger than she thinks she is, always wants to help and protect everyone
  • N: awkward and confused (pokemon white) or angry and naïve (pokemon black), ditzy and oblivious to everything, scares everyone, stalker (intentionally or not), filled with so much guilt, has HUGE crush on protagonist
  • Rosa: lovable bubbly human being, has crushes on everyone, everyone has crushes on her, likes donuts, classic anime magical girl
  • Nate: a fluffy dog?, a big dork, heroic and determined, sometimes pretty serious, really good friends with Hugh
  • Hugh: has crush on protagonist, a good brother, loud, either wildly annoying or just very angry and rash, gets flustered easily, he’s a qwilfish
  • Calem: fancy French boy, looks great and very fashionable, beats up team flare left and right, kinda sad
  • Serena: ultimate fashionista, will judge your outfits, sort of cold (if the rival), very serious