breaks bad news

Impeccable Source
  • *Phone rings*
  • GC:Gossip Cop, what is the official PR narrative you'd like pushed?
  • HS:It's Harry. Look, the band isn't breaking up.
  • GC:But... Liam just signed a deal with Capitol.
  • HS:DID I STUTTER? Liam fancies himself a RAPPER and I refuse to let that on one of my records, so we are letting him indulge himself. But the band isn't going anywhere, capiche?
  • LP:I'm literally *RIGHT HERE* Harry.
  • NH:I have heard Liam's raps. Liam! Liam! Rap for the reporter! Do it!
  • LT:For god's sake Niall.
  • GC:...can confirm, however, there are no plans to break up. Our impeccable source tells us...
  • HS:Pleasure doing business.
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Two Men Fall Down Cliff While Playing 'Pokemon Go'
Two men fell off a cliff in Encinitas while playing 'Pokemon Go' on Wednesday, the Encinitas Fire Department confirmed.

everybody, please. Use your common sense and look where your going so things like this don’t happen! also due to the robberies you probably shouldn’t be out at 2AM playing Pokemon Go either.

like as im getting ready for bed im thinking to myself “hopefully today there wont be some awful shooting/stabbing/general bad shit breaking news when i wake up thatd be a nice break” but i check the front page of reddit and now the bad shit is local

packs the lunches: Well, Sam started packing the lunches but the kids started complaining because apparently “daddy’s lunches are boring” (Sam is a simple sandwich, sliced fruit & bag of chips kinda guy) meanwhile Bucky packs them homemade Lunchables, snack packs & all kinds of cool shit. 

blows raspberries while cuddling: Bucky, the kids love it. 
is the tickle monster: Sam. 
gives life lesson speeches: Bucky. Whenever the kids get in trouble, he always starts on a “back in my day…” lecture & even Sam rolls his eyes. The kids just sigh and act like they’re paying attention.
breaks the bad news: Neither. They legit fight over who has to break the news to the kids. They played rock paper scissors shoot over who had to tell the twins that Uncle Steve couldn’t take them for their usual weekends out because he got called away on an emergency mission. 
joins the PTA: They went to one meeting together & decided these moms were way too fucking pretentious. Plus they keep giving Bucky funny looks because of his arm & it makes him uncomfortable. It made Sam uncomfortable that were literally no other people of color in that room. 
crashes sleepovers with embarrassing stories: Sam, definitely. 
gives the crazy nicknames: Both. When their son James turned 11, he quietly asked his dads not to call him “pooh bear” anymore. Sam got super emotional at how his baby boy is growing up.  

nygmobblepot  asked:

Hello :) I'm a HUGE fan of your YouTube channel! I was wondering if I could get your advice on a tattoo idea, a sun and a moon on either side of my ribs. Do you think it would count as 2 tats because it's 2 spots, and therefore 2 sessions? Ive chosen the shop and artist, but haven't contacted them yet. I don't really want to pay for 2 sessions if I feel it's one complete piece just on 2 parts of my body but it's my 1st so I don't really know the ropes... Thank you! Again, love your videos <3

Hey! Thanks for watching my videos! 
Sorry to break the bad news to you, but unless your tattoo shop is holding a ‘buy one get one free’ special, it sounds like you’re requesting two tattoos, and therefore should expect to pay for two tattoos, despite their relationship to each other. You may be able to fit them into a single session, but, and I say this with no disrespect, please value the time and effort your tattoo artist put into developing their craft, and pay them in accordance. 

anonymous asked:

Hello, can you please do some cute and or angsty head canons for MTMTE Swerve, Rodimus, and Drift

Why not both? 

Swerve MTMTE 

He loves it when you help him behind the bar, or if you just stay there while he works

He loves it when you laugh at his jokes 

He sometimes worries you only care about him as a joke and one day you’re gonna break the bad news 

Rodimus Prime MTMTE 

Loves it when you ride around on his shoulder 

He loves it when you tell him he’s a great leader 

When dark cybertron happened he was terrified your name was on the list that wanted him gone, but you were hiding it from him 

Drift MTMTE

He loves doing yoga with you 

He gets really excited when you ask him about his faith\listen to him talk about it 

He never told you about his past with the decepticons, and he’s scared someone will tell you without him knowing and scare you away

This guy calls me every single day to check on me. He’s super super super sweet. Only a couple years older than me in his last year of residency. He’s like a genuinely nice person and I told him i wanted him to mentor me and we agreed to be friends. The problem is i can’t tell if he likes me yah know? Like sometimes we are on the phone talking about medicine for an hour and our lives the next hour. It’s super confusing. Anyway i don’t want to mess this up because I genuinely care about him like the way he is with his patients and their families is amazing and i’ve always been good at that but i hate breaking bad news and he’s taught me so much about ways in which to do it… I’m rambling but in short i like him but i like our friendship more so i don’t want to mess that up.

I am a plain disaster
The “I’m sorry to say this” before they break the bad news
I’m the 12 year old who died last night
And the wind that blew through her hair
My eyes plead sacrifice
And my mouth looks like a siren
My hands twist around jagged edges
Breaking skin, and then bone
I’m the 911 call for your cancerous father
I’m the bleeding gums when you cut them with your fingernails
The gashes on people who fell for peace
The ironic slates that mean it’s too late
And the blood mixed with spilled milk
That knot in your throat when you know you fucked up
And the slices on your wrists because you don’t like to exist
I am a plain disaster
But I’d like for one day to be called a beautiful mess
—  r.r.

charmingpplincardigans  asked:

Your music letter is "C"

I saw this post on Facebook to fill it up with music, so I’m bringing it here to tumblr. Lets add some happiness to tumblr to break up all the bad news and politics. Those who “like” this post will be inboxed a letter of a musician, band, or artist, and you should post a video of this including this text on your blog.

Artist I chose: Christopher Tin

I saw this post on Facebook to fill it up with music, so I’m bringing it here to tumblr. Lets add some happiness to tumblr to break up all the bad news and politics. Those who “like” this post will be inboxed a letter of a musician, band, or artist, and you should post a video of this including this text on your blog.

i-dekay  asked:

Your music letter is "O"

Danke! 

I saw this post on Facebook to fill it up with music, so I’m bringing it here to tumblr. Lets add some happiness to tumblr to break up all the bad news and politics. Those who “like” this post will be inboxed a letter of a musician, band, or artist, and you should post a video of this including this text on your blog.

youtube

I saw this post on Facebook to fill it up with music, so I’m bringing it here to tumblr. Lets add some happiness to tumblr to break up all the bad news and politics. Those who “like” this post will be inboxed a letter of a musician, band, or artist, and you should post a video of this including this text on your blog.