(English Script) Mafumafu’s new “Slime-Making” video

Mafumafu posted a new live-action “cooking” video so I translated the whole script! Again, I can’t add subs to his channel because he doesn’t have community contributions enabled, so you’ll have to read it in text form, sorry ;; I tried to break the lines up by “scene” in my usual script format, but Mafu is the only “speaker” in this video, so I apologize if it’s hard to follow or anything. You can watch the original video through the link above. Enjoy!

(Btw no, he never said who was filming this whole thing, if you were wondering~ Also if you catch any references or anything that I may have missed since I don’t play Dragon Quest, please let me know! )

Please do not reprint these translations without permission or use them to upload subbed versions of the video to any site.

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anonymous asked:

Just popped in to say thank you for making me happy. Been a bit stressed lately and your videos have been a real pick me up. A pick me up that involves procrastination but it's worth it, taking a break and watching your videos cheers me up to continue my dreaded school work. Thank you sososososo so much! Would also like to say I'm very proud of you 💛

I’m so glad my goofy videos can help take away some of your school stress! Keep working hard, you’re doing great!  💛

anonymous asked:

I think I need help.. I am in a really bad situation and I don't know how to get out of it.. my boyfriend emotionally abuses me, he yells at me, controls me and then he somehow manages to twist all around so that it looks as if he does it all for me and I am the bad person and that I need his help.. I tried to break up a few times, but he either says that he will kill himself or blackmails me and I have no more strength to fight

Hi friend,

I grew up in an abusive household and watched my father emotionally, mentally, and physically abuse my mother. Because of this, I know how hard it is to get out of relationships such as the one you’re in. 

But, here’s the thing. And I know you already know this: You have to get out. Do it for yourself, for your emotional, mental, and physical health, and do it for your future. 

You said you have no more strength left to fight, but God is your strength. Do you hear me? God. is. your. strength. Talk to Him. Please talk to Him. He will see you through this. I promise you, He will. 

Are you safe? Do you live with your boyfriend? If you do, get out. Call a friend, a family member, and pack up your things while your boyfriend is out of the place. If you don’t live with him, make sure you have someone with you for the next few days/weeks if possible. 

(If you’re really worried that he’ll come after you, take out a Domestic Violence Protection Order. How to go about this depends on which state you live in, but most likely you’ll have to go to your Clerk of Court or an officer at your local police station/sheriff’s office.) 

Lastly, I know you’re worried he’s going to hurt himself or blackmail you, but it’s better that you get out of this relationship than stay in it. If he kills himself, that is not your fault. He’s saying that to control you and to make you feel like you have to stay with him, which is not okay. And if he blackmails you, it’s not going to be any worse than the abusive relationship you are currently in with him.

I’m not promising this is going to be easy, but it’s going to be worth it. 

Please know that I’ll be praying for you and that you can message me (on or off anon) with any further questions. 

All my love,


Here we go

Alright, here’s the potential plan. No drinking for the first half of March. 15 days of sobriety, 15 days that conveniently end on the 4 year anniversary of being with the husband. (night of champagne and celebration.)

My only reluctance is WHAT HAPPENS IF I SCREW UP. I’m nervous about going off the deep end if I “break.” I guess deep breaths, new nighttime rituals, and tumblr will keep me sane if I screw up. I’ve never done anything like this. I need backup plans.

No exaggeration, my longest streak of sobriety since 2012 is 4 nights. 4 nights. And I know for a fact that is true and the fact that I know for a fact that it’s true, means I need to do better. Those 4 day streaks are BIG deals to me, they are HARD. I am so scared of 15 days but if I actually do this, I think it could change my life. (And seriously extend it, I’m aware that the volume I drink has already done damage.)

Anyway. Nothing set in stone yet. I told my husband and he was shocked. He’s supportive but not stoked, honestly I think doing something like this would hold a mirror up to his own habits, but he’s never been diagnosed with anything like I have and doesn’t feel as “compulsed” as I do. What word should I be using there? Compulsed isn’t a word.

Writing it down because I don’t want to tell anyone in my real life. Just want to lay low. March is still a small ways away, and I’m going to practice some sobriety this week. Of course if I do this I will take DILIGENT record of how if affects my body weight-loss wise, and I think that impact will be huge considering its my only real vice. But this is definitely more about health and sanity at this point, weight loss is just a bonus.  

anonymous asked:

just letting you know someone took your storyline from "worth it" for their fic. it's the first part of a deleted scene for a series called "a lesson in love"





@buckyywiththegoodhair​, i’ll see you in court. bring your best lawyers.

With my laptop camera breaking, and the general wonkyness it’s starting to exhibit, I think it’s time I started saving up for a new laptop.

(If I opened up commissions, would anyone be interested? Just checking)

I also gotta back all my files up to. *gently thumps head* Don’t forget don’t forget don’t forget. I haven’t really had to do that before, so it’s a little intimidating. I can probably save pictures and such on a flash drive. Maybe an external hard drive won’t even be necessary (although I swear I have one under my bed somewhere. I should look)

Ugh. Updating hardware sucks. Maybe I should just get a proper desktop.

akashsky3s  asked:

Hey there, i wanted to know how do you guys manage to get over a breakup. As an INFP im finding it very hard :/

Hello Fellow INFP,

Well getting a little personal here. Though I have never been through a break up, I know how hard it can be to get over someone. Just putting it on the line, IT IS HARD. Because with us, it’s not just ‘oh heart break’ it’s that times 1,000. Your heart aches and tells you that it will be ok but at the same time it won’t. It’s so tricky. So to say that there is an easy way, especially if the relationship was a long one, there is no easy way. You just have to be positive and not dwell. Rather find things that take your mind to another place. Keep your mind off and do things that make you happy as just yourself. I know it’s an old saying, but it takes time, and it really just does. 

I hope that helps a little friend. Message me if you please.

-Best Love <3

When someone finds out you love one direction then asks how you’re dealing with “the break up” and you know they aren’t worth the whole tortured explanation and your belief system re: The Hiatus™ but you can’t figure out what to say other than “fuck off, becky”:

The promo and the GIF/photos inspired me…also on AO3

Sharing is trusting

Alec’s hands are griping Magnus’ shirt backing him up towards the bedroom, leaning down to kiss him passionately as they go, lips crashing together as he’s pulled against the hard lines of shadowhunter body.

 Magnus is loving this turn of events just days after their first date but can’t help wonder why Alec suddenly seems so forward when something dawns on him. Quickly he breaks the kiss, gasping for breath with a hand on Alec’s chest to try and keep some space between them.

“Alexander…wait a moment please.” Magnus smiles at Alec and takes a small step away, hoping to slow things down a little.

“You do know just because I told you about the 17,000 doesn’t mean I expect to add you to that list right away. I think you and I could have something really special here and that means that I want to treasure every moment with you.

We don’t have to rush this, you only get one first time and you need to be sure you’re ready. And then, when you’re sure we’ll make it special, meaningful. Most of the others I don’t even remember their names, they were just a way to pass the time on lonely nights. A quick bit of fun, you already mean way more than that to me already, you know that right?”

Alec blushes and looks away, unable to hold Magnus’ gaze.

“I…I…I just want to make you happy. I don’t want you to find someone else Magnus, someone who knows how to do this, who can give you a proper relationship with everything that involves. How can I compare to all those other experiences you’ve had when I’ve literally done nothing! ”

Magnus slides his hand from Alec’s chest up to the front of his shoulder and rubs small comforting circles with his thumb until the shadowhunter looks at him again.

“Alexander, you don’t have to compete. You have my full attention and there is no one I want to spend time with more than you. I love just talking to you, I’d love to snuggle with you while we chat, kiss you some more but only if you want it too. It’s ok if we take this slow, just try not to overthink everything. You’re not the only one that feels vulnerable. ”

Alec searches Magnus face trying to figure out why the beautiful, confident man in front of him could possibly feel vulnerable.

“What are you worried about Magnus, you’ve lived forever, had so many experiences. You must know how handsome and wonderful you are, how attractive others find you.” Alec says, no heat behind his words just feeling confused still.

“Well, I try…” Magnus chuckles gesturing at himself, drawing attention to his make up and jewellery before looking a little more serious when he continues. “But there’s things about me you don’t know yet. I’m hoping you’ll get to know them eventually but let’s just say not everyone over the years has been as tolerant of warlocks as you are. Not all experiences are good ones.”

“You know that how I feel has nothing to do with you being a warlock or not. It’s you as a person that I like.” Alec reassures.

Magnus smiles up at Alec before taking a deep breath, his face now reflecting his inner insecurities and doubts, deciding if he really wants to continue with what he’s about to do.

“What’s is it Magnus? ” Alec asks as he notices not only the expression change but also the way Magnus whole body seems to have stiffened slightly.

“I want to show you something Alexander, I think it’ll help. You’ve told me about your insecurities and fears tonight so it’s only right I share a big one of my own. ” he tries to smile at the taller man but it feels week even to himself.

“Only if you’re sure…” Alec repeats back Magnus’ earlier sentiment.

“I’m sure…its just…I’ve lost people who I was interested in before over this, I don’t want to lose you but I don’t want to hide from you. I trust you and it’s important to me that you know exactly what you’re getting into before you decide if you want us to go further.” 

“Er…okay?” Alec says as he watches Magnus closes his eyes, take a deep breath and seems to steady himself for a moment. He takes both of Magnus’ hands in his, interlacing his own fingers with the other mans ringed fingers trying to reassure the man in front of him.

Slowly Magnus’ eyes flutter open and Alec’s breath catches at what he sees. Gone are the deep brown eyes that he’s used to seeing Magnus with, the expressive eyes that always give away what the warlock is feeling and now in their place are honey gold orbs with narrow almond shaped pupils. They seem to sparkle in the light and Alec can’t help but stare. 

Magnus looks away blinking as he puts the glamour back up, sadness reflected on his face as he tries to turn away and Alec immediately realises he’s not said anything yet and had just been examining the warlock marks, his gaze intense and emotionless as he tried to take in every detail. He quickly lifts his hand to cup Magnus’ face in his palm and guides it back towards him.

“You’re beautiful” he whispers, his voice breathy and low “seriously Magnus, I got a little lost looking at them and I’m sorry if that made you doubt my reaction but your eyes are just mesmerising.” Alec leans in to gently place a kiss on Magnus’ lips before pulling back to smile at him.

Magnus lets out the breath he hadn’t even realised he was still holding and smiles up at his boyfriend, his heart squeezes in his chest and he’s pretty sure it’s the last fragments of the walls he’d built crumbling and falling away. 

They stand like that for a few moments, neither one saying anything just looking at each other and smiling. Alec is the first to break the comfortable silence.

“Don’t feel like you ever have to hide from me Magnus, I love your real eyes and I’m honoured you felt ready to show me them. Now can we get back to where this night was originally going. I might have started with all the wrong reasons but I’m sure now. I trust you Magnus and I want to spend the night with you.”

“Alexander, you never cease to amaze me!” Magnus whispers as he reveals his cat eyes again and this time it’s him who reaches up to wrap his hand around the back of Alec’s neck, pulling him down to kiss him deeply as they slowly start walking their way to the bedroom again. 


Magnus stirs early the next morning, the rising sun shining in his eyes where he forgot to close the curtains last night. What catches his eye though is the perfect form laying next to him, the sheet covering Alec’s lower body but his torso is bathed in sunlight and Magnus reaches out to trace the runes across the muscled sholders and back. 

Alec yawns and groans as he slowly wakes up, rolling over to smile at the warlock as long fingers slide from his back, across his ribs to land on his chest as he moves.  

“Morning sweetheart” Magnus whispers as he places a chaste kiss on Alec’s cheek.

“Hi,” Alec breathes “so last night really happened.” A blush spreading on his cheeks. 

“You don’t regret it do you?”

“Of course not Magnus, it was wonderful, you were amazing. I just wish I could have made it as good for you as it was for me” Alec ducks his head, avoiding Magnus’ gaze.

“Darling, you have no idea how good it was for me too. Being your first was an honour but it was my first time too. The first time I got to be with you, a memory I will always treasure. It’s something I hope to repeat often though.” Magnus chuckles and gives Alec a fond look.

Alec just smiles and snuggles close and rests his head on Magnus’ chest.

“I think I like that idea…very much!”

“You know Alexander, I think I had to kiss a lot of toads first but I finally found my prince in you.”

Alec just rolls his eyes at the cheesy comment but suddenly every last doubt he ever had about not being able to compare to everyone in Magnus’ past has gone. They might have got to have a small taste of this magical man but Alec is the one who gets to keep him.


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Title: A Huge Mistake (fem! Reader x Peter Parker) 
Summary: After a grueling night of fighting off bad guys and saving his girlfriend, Peter decides there’s only one thing he can do to keep the one he loves safe

Word Count: 1744

Warnings: ANGST!!!

A/N: THIS. Ok so sometimes imagines just hit my hard man, I didn’t even know I was capable of so much angst but I could see it. OKAY…. I hope you enjoy!

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everything is lost

GENRE:    angst, make-up
WORDS:    1512
SUMMARY:  robert confronts aaron over his comments

i thought this was ooc for ever but oh WELL (thanks for your help, @beautifulhigh​!

Robert’s angry.

Their bedroom is a mess, clothes strewn about the floor, the bed covers half hanging off. It should be comforting, usually makes Robert feel the press of love behind his breastbone. Now it just infuriates him. He wants to break something, cause some damage, and clenches his hands into fists. He can’t do it, can’t give in to his rage, not when he’s trying so hard to be better.

For what, he thinks nastily, sitting on the edge of the bed. It’s Aaron’s side, his wet towel sitting in a puddle on the floor. Robert grits his teeth, hates it anyway, but now - now he just wants to tear it to shreds.

There’s footsteps on the stairs and the hair on the back of Robert’s neck stands on end. Aaron, then.

Dropping his head into his hands, Robert tries to keep his anger in check. He doesn’t want to lash out, not now, not when he’s supposed to be strong.

“Wondered where you’d got to.” Aaron says it lightly, like everything’s fine.

“Wanted to be on my own.”

Aaron doesn’t get the hint, comes into the bedroom and shuts the door behind him. “Think Liv’s feeling better.”

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Bellamy Blake Imagine: Mistake


Prompts: 7- “How long have you been standing there?”
11- “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
24- “Oh, fuck off.”
51- “Am I scaring you?”

Summary: Bellamy bets with Murphy that he would get into reader’s panties. But as the time passes he falls in love with her and stops caring about the bet, because he gets into relationship with her. But, unfortunately, she finds about the bet and they break up. However once he finds in the woods wounded after the fight with grounders, she finally gives him a chance to apologise and explain.

Word Count: 3584

A/N: So this request was hard to write for me since I can’t really imagine Bellamy doing something like that. So, please, don’t get mad at me for writing this.

Originally posted by morleybell

3rd POV
“What are you looking at?” Murphy approached Bellamy whose eyes were set on something, or better said on someone.

“At a piece of art,” Bellamy smirked licking his lips as he observed Y/N’s body. She was way more beautiful than any other girl around him and he couldn’t understand why he hadn’t approached you yet.

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