breaking-breakfast

Our party—a bard, a fighter, and a ranger—were on a one-off side quest to deliver a letter to somebody. He wasn’t at his house (learned after breaking in, to the DM’s dismay), so we found out the general area he was in and went there, confusion in our wake and a spring in our steps. I, the bard, had decided that I would funnel every ounce of skill I possessed into charisma, and at level 5 had a +6 modifier. I had been using that power at every opportunity that arose. We wander through the foothills full of caves, looking for this guy, when our fighter rolls a nat 20 perception trying to look for any signs of life.

DM: You—okay, so. Yeah. With that, you actually notice about fifty feet away that a particular cluster of bushes is rustling just slightly, but not with the breeze.

Fighter: Oh. Cool. “Hey guys, I think there are some folks in those bushes over there.”

Me: “Cool beans! HELLOOOOOOO, MY DUDES!”

DM: There’s a few seconds of silence before four guys come slowly forward from the bushes. They look pretty rough and tough, and uh—

Ranger: Can I roll perception? Uh… that’s a 15.

DM: You deduce that they’re probably bandits or something. They’re walking forward and one of the guys says, “Who are you little pests, and what’re ya doing in these here foothills of ours?”

Me: “We’re just hanging out, traveling, and actually it seems like a good time to break for breakfast if you lovely gents would like to join us! I can brew us up some chamomile, I have like a thousand mushrooms I got earlier—”

Fighter: “I got that chicken, too, and jerky.”

Me: “Oh hell yeah, we’re gonna chow down if y'all want in on that action.”

DM: That’s, uh… that’s persuasion, advantage because you’re offering them food and seem too dumb to be dangerous.

Me: Thanks man. Uh… 14 total.

DM: *head in his hands* I just—okay, they join you for breakfast I guess. And yet again you avoid a fight I planned for you. One of the dudes breaks out some eggs from somewhere.

Ranger: What’re their names?

DM: Uh, uh, they—it’s got. There’s Bablo, Sanchez, Kent, and uh. Eskabar.

Me: Cool. I roll to flirt with them.

DM: ………<i>all of them???</i> I mean… sure?? I guess??

Me: Hells yeah. Rolling.

Proceeds to roll: 16, 19, and <i>two natural 20s</i>.

DM: *head on the table* Like. You—you make your fellow party members super uncomfortable. You are piled under boys, it’s kinda gross but super chill for you. Kent wasn’t super into the whole group thing before, but now he would straight up die for you. He’s learning a lot about himself today.

Me: I’m gonna write those names down for later. Can I put “a boys harem” in my items list?

[Summer break 15.7]

Groceries done and it’s not even 9 a.m. This day will either be productive or simply long.
I found a post regarding organising your study space in a way that suits you best, and I’ll try reorganising mine today. My only table in my flat is both my desk and the table where I eat (and where people eat when they come over!) so I can’t crowd it much with all my stationery. 
Yesterday was the first time since Tuesday that I actually got out of my flat, only to watch the fireworks from my storey’s landing. And today I finally have plans with an actual person (not Richard Papen or Buffy Summers). 
Also, Momentum had this picture (my desktop) as ‘pic of the day’ yesterday, and I had to save it. I mean, this beautiful Kazakh landscape? Almaty? Perfect. 

Listening to: my ‘Cashmere Thug’ playlist, aka Heems’ Eat Pray Thug album, with the Swet Shop Boys’ Cashmere and Sufi La albums (+ ‘Benny Lava’)

I just thought of something.

I see Irene as possibly the mom friend? She just wants to take care of everyone! She wants everyone to be happy and to get along!

And like, Kardala does not look at mortals as on the same level as her, but that doesn’t necessarily have to be in a judgmental way? Look at these tiny, weak humans! They are so helpless! Why do they insist on doing dangerous things when they can be so easily killed!

So what I’m saying is Kardala is ALSO the mom friend but like way more intense about it.

“TINY HUMAN REMY YOU MUST STOP FLIPPING OFF OF BUILDINGS, YOU CANNOT DEFY GRAVITY FOOLISH MORTAL!”

“DEMON-NADIYA YOUR FRAIL BODY REQUIRES SUSTENANCE AND YOU MUST OBEY THE DEMANDS OF NATURE! EVEN A CREATURE OF DARKNESS REQUIRES BREAKFAST!”

*accidentally breaking down a wall while entering a room* “NOW IS THE TIME FOR SLEEPING, IF YOU DO NOT GO TO YOUR BEDS IMMEDIATELY I WILL CALL LIGHTNING FROM THE SKY AND DIRECTLY INTO THIS ROOM!”

Best ways to make NPCs memorable

- Interesting name
- Use a funny voice when talking as them
- Make them have a kind of weird behavior
- When talking about them, smile or wink
- They always talk about the final destruction of all human beings
- They are a chicken
- They really don’t fit the setting
- Let them talk through Text-to-Speech
- Everytime the players talk to them, let them roll on something without any effect
- Constantly uses necromancy
- is really hip
- looks and talks like the 25th president of the United States, Theodor Roosevelt
- Constantly breakfasts
- Constantly breaks the 4th wall

Do you want me to test any of these for #2kgood?

bts as roommates: jimin
  • sweetest human being aka angel on earth
  • asks ‘how’s your day’ every single day even if his day sucked
  • places his shoes on the shoe rack
  • a tidy mate
  • LOVES!!! TO EAT SNACKS!!!!!
  • installed a console on ur tv
  • game nights!! :=)
  • notices if someone aka you touched his things
  • “JINJJA!!!” one morning you heard a frustrated jimin
  • “WAE??” you hurriedly got up and went to the kitchen to see what’s happening to the poor boi
  • “THE EGG YOLK KEPT ON BREAKING” he’s making u breakfast :(
  • he always smells nice because of his manly perfume
  • wants to have a dog but doesnt want to clean dog shit
  • really a patient, kind and caring man but bOI you dont wanna see him mad
  • loves to take selfies <3 <3

-

  • he likes to kick you playfully lol dom! chim
  • always shows you his new purchases bc he loves shopping as much as you do
  • “woW YOU GOT THIS FOR $15???” 
  • *smiles shyly* “good thing i strolled a little bit more” 
  • doesn’t hesitate to tell you how good you look whenever u are going out
  • makes sure you come back home safely
  • even he has late night practice 
  • sweet little boi  that is shirtless during hot nights 
  • washes the dishes with you!!!!!!!!!! :)
  • he… sometimes… give you.. that look… that loving look…
  • BUT BC UR A STRONG RESISTANT BIJ YOU’LL CALL HIM OUT
  • “ya! am i too pretty today?” 
  • “you’re pretty everyday” AND HE’LL SLAP UR SHOULDERS
  • endless flirting
  • often goes home late at night bc of overtime dance practices
  • asks you to put some salonpas on his back bc he’s too tired :(

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  • somehow managed to convinced you to get a cat
  • “fine but i won’t clean up her shit” “arasso arasso!” 
  • seeing him play with the cat makes your heart melt :’>
  • and both of you deciding her name
  • “what do you think should be her name?” “pussy” “PARK JIMIN!!!!!” 
  • he acts like a dad lol
  • he has the habit of removing his clothing while sleeping
  • always half naked mornings 
  • “casual” good morning hugs
  • cracks and pops his bones while stretching
  • IS REALLY A MOCHI WHILE SLEEPING WITH PUFFY CHEEKS AND PLUMP LIPS :( 
  • leaves you something to remember him before he leaves for tour
  • and gives you something when he’s back 
  • “y/n” 
  • “hmm?” “what’s this?”
  • “i saw it and i..uhm, thought of you?” as he scratched the back of his neck
  • and of course you’ll start turning into a tomato BC WHO THE F DO NOT AFTER THAT SMOOTH AF LINE
  • “oh,” you proceeded to open the box which contained a.. ring?
  • exactly the one that you quoted on twitter saying “i’d kiss whoever bring me this ring. it’s so pretty.”
  • “jimin… it’s so pretty!” as he took the ring from the box and sat beside you
  • “wha-” he slid the ring on your finger, and it fits.. like it was made for you
  • “i’d kneel, but i like to save that move for the future. i– like you, y/n. you don’t have to say it back now, but-”
  • “i like you too, smalls.” you said punching his shoulder playfully, 
  • “YA!! SMALLS??? I TAKE IT BACK GIVE ME YOUR HAND!” 
  • “No way!! you already gave it to me why take it back!” 
  • and you two became a tangled mess, somehow ending up on each others faces
  • now, can i get that kiss that you owe me?”
Three’s Company (Part 4): Out On a Limb

Title:  Three’s Company: Out On a Limb

Author:  Mimi @captain-rogers-beard

Summary:  After breaking up with your fiance, you’re forced to move in with your twin brother, Bucky, and his best friend and roommate, Steve. Living with your brother is one thing. Living with the man you’ve harbored a crush on for the majority of your life is another. What could possibly go wrong?

Master Post

Characters:  Steve Rogers, Female Reader (Y/N Barnes), James “Bucky” Barnes, Brock Rumlow (mentioned), Natasha “Nat” Romanoff,

Word Count:  2849

Ratings: PG-13

Warnings:  slight angst, sexual tension, unrequited love

Author’s Notes: This is my first Marvel series and AU. I write Supernatural on @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog. I drew inspiration from the television show “Three’s Company,”  the movie “What’s Your Number?” and a bunch of other things. Thank you to the amazing @mamapeterson and @climbthatmooselikeatree for helping me - beta work, bouncing ideas off of them, and overall encouraging me.

***My work is not to be posted on any other sites without my express written permission.***

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When Winter hits hard, warming breakfast bowls all day long are non-negotiable🙏🏼✨ I get questions sometimes from people asking if it’s ‘okay’ to have oats for lunch or nicecream for dinner…and my answer will always be YES!! Who ever said certain foods can only be eating at specific meal times?
Labelling food like that is just what our culture and tradition has done over the years. And it will be different for every society (yep we ate Bircher Muesli for dinner quite regularly growing up in Switzerland😋).
REMINDER: Your body doesn’t know what time of the day it is or what food is associated with that time. All it wants is that you give it the fuel and nourishment it needs to function its best⚡️❤️
Break the food rules. Breakfast all day every day is more than okay!!

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anonymous asked:

I was just thinking this would be a funny concept if you'd like to explore it: Niall realizes he's dating the female version of Harry. Like he suddenly realizes Harry and his SO have a ton in common personality-wise and it freaks him out for a minute

I was late.  I hated being late.  I was anal-retentive about a lot of things.  No one could touch my closet, I had a certain way things should be in the kitchen and I was never, ever late.  She and I were leaving for Las Vegas this afternoon.  I was supposed to be performing at the iHeartmusic Festival which was already nerve wracking enough for me, but we were also going to be meeting two out of three of my bandmates.  I think I might’ve been more nervous than she was.  She and Harry would get along fine, she and Louis?  Well, it could go either way.

We’d been dating for a year.  The best year of my life along with the year after we’d signed our first record deal.  I was in love.  Desperately.  I was gonna marry this girl.

I ran through the front door,

“Angel!!”  I called out as the door slammed behind me.  I took the stairs two at a time before stopping halfway up them when a pungent odor invaded my nostrils. 

What the…

It smelled like garbage.

And feet.

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