BREAKING NEWS: REMUS LUPIN IS A WEREWOLF!
I come to you with grave and terrifying news my dear audience; one among you is a literal wolf in sheep’s clothing. Remus Lupin is a werewolf and you are all in danger. This monster has been masquerading as a student since the beginning of his time at Hogwarts and it is my duty, dear readers, to warn you of what has been a grievous oversight within the Ministry. As you will see below, I have a copy of the beast’s official Ministry profile and a shocking letter from Headmaster Dumbledore abetting Lupin’s deadly charade.
Be careful dear readers. One among you is not human.