breaking bad spoilers

Okay I’m starting season 5 of Breaking Bad now and the fact that Skyler White is the character whom apparently audiences didn’t find likable enough when her husband casually watches someone die of a drug overdose, bombs a nursing home, and poisons a 6-year-old child and Skyler spends three seasons trying to clean up his messes is about as near of an allegory for the 2016 election as I can think of.

I’M ALMOST DONE WITH BREAKING BAD AND I’D JUST LIKE TO FINALLY LET OUT MY FEELINGS AND SAY

WALTER WHITE IS THE BIGGEST DICKFACE OF ANY FICTIONAL UNIVERSE EVER

I WANT TO STAB HIM WITH AN ICEPICK REPEATEDLY

AND CRADLE ALL THE INNOCENT PEOPLE HE’S HURT AND MAKE THEM WHOLE AGAIN

THIS SHOW IS REALLY JUST LIKE METH

IT’S SO BAD FOR ME YET SO FUCKING GOOD I CAN’T STOP

JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE HELP ME