breaking bad 5

youtube

god damn it

repressed crushes 

  • me at open mic night, singing a cappella: bo. bo. bo bo bo…… eh..? bo bo bo bo bo bo bo….. eh? bo bo *rhythmically slaps face* bo. bo. bo bo bo…… eh? bo bobo bo bo bo bobo bo heheheh aahhhhhhhh my DADDY and my MOMMY and my DADDY and my MOOOOMMY DA-DADDY and my MOMMY and my-stop…… yeah!… JESSE PINKMAN IN THE HOUSE *rhythmically slaps the speakers* WOO! *slaps the speakers with more complex rhythms* BITCH! bitch! little bitch… i made you my bitch! jesse… bitch! bitch. YEEEAH BIIIITCH!!!!! JESSE!!!!!!!!!……. bitch. no. i am…. *knocks rhythmically on the microphone* the danger……. i AM...*knocks on microphone more intensely*……. the one who KNOCKS……… say. my. name. mr. white you’re god damn right……….. hank… say. my. name. willy wonka?….. what?…… walter white? you’re god damn right………. my name is asac schrader it’s hank a. sac. schra-der. his NAME is hank myname is a. sac. schra-der it’s time for YOU to listen to ME. fuck yourself…… huh! wwwooooOOOwww huh!huh! Ooow w w w o o o o O O O OOww fuck *holds up wristwatch to microphone* wwwo O O O O huh!huh! OW JUST LISTEN TO ME! fuck yourself… *stomps on floor, holds wristwatch to microphone, and starts snapping rhythmically* wwwooOOOOw wo O wwwwww wwoo o O O O O o-fuck yourself wo O O O Ow huh!huh! Owww wwww O O O ffffffffffshp pffww O Owwwww puff puff puff? ch ch ch puff puff puff puff? ch ch ch ch ch hahahahahaha hahahahahaha *taps on spenda packets* puff puff puff? *deep sniff* puff puff puff puff? *deep sniff* haha hahaha hahahaha ha haha YOU. are not the GUY YOU’RE not capableof BEING the guy i HAD a guy but now i DON’T YOU. are NOT. the g-AOOH!!!!!!!!!!!! VVV VVVV V V VVVVV VV VVVVV V VVVVVVVVVVVVVV VVVVVV V V VVVVVVVVV V V VVV VVV VVVV VVVVVVVVV YOU. are not the GUY YOU’RE not capableof BEING the guy i HAD a guy but now i don't YOU. are NOT. the g-AOOH!!!!!!!!!!!! VVV VVVV V V VVVVV VV VVVVV V VVVVVVVVVVVVVV i HAD a guy but now i don’t V V VVVVV VVVV VVVVV VVVV V V V the GUY V VVVVVV V V VVVVVVV V VVVVVV V VVVVVVVVVVVV i HAD a guy but now i don’tV V VVVVV VVVV VVVVVVV VVVVVVVVV V V V the GUY