The Signs as “The Breakfast Club” Stereotypes

The Criminal: Scorpio, Aquarius, Sagittarius

The Athlete: Aries, Taurus, Libra

The Princess: Leo, Virgo

The Basket Case: Pisces, Gemini

The Brain: Cancer, Capricorn

The Signs as Characters From The Breakfast Club
  • John Bender (The Criminal):Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius
  • Andrew Clark (The Athlete):Leo, Capricorn
  • Allison Reynolds (The Basketcase):Pisces, Scorpio, Aquarius
  • Claire Standish (The Princess):Libra, Taurus
  • Brian Johnson (The Brain):Virgo, Cancer

Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…
Andrew Clark: …and an athlete…
Allison Reynolds: …and a basket case…
Claire Standish: …a princess…
John Bender: …and a criminal…
Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.