Breakdown and Knockout for bammshee

  • Which one sexts like a straight white boy?

Knockout, and he loves every moment of it. He loves sending when Breakdown is feeling a little low, because he knows it will make the other bot groan with just how bad they are.

  • Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

Knockout has always been the more dramatic of the two, and a human movie fan to boot.

  • Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

Breakdown, but only because Knockout never tidies up after himself so it’s usually Breakdown who cleans up the lab. He wasn’t really paying attention and knocked some medical equipment into the microwave. Nobody was hurt, but it was months before Knockout stopped cracking jokes about it.

  • Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

Knockout would like to do this to Breakdown but he lacks the heigh to pull it off properly. The few times he managed to to it involved a running start and a small box.

  • Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

Knockout, as a speedster, puts out more heat than the average Cybertronian. Breakdown, when he can get away with it, liked to warm his hands on Knockout’s frame.

  • Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?

Knockout introduced Breakdown to the wonder that is daytime human television, It is something he regretted ever since. Breakdown records them and then binge watches them in his free time.

  • Who laughs more during sex?

Breakdown can be quite ticklish, much to Knockout annoyance. It can be a bit of a mood killer.


Breakdown is the biggest spoon to ever spoon a spoon.


KOBD Jetpack

For simonbitdiddle who has taught me the meaning of “jetpacking” which is a wonderful wonderful thing :U

Also, have a cropped version because I thought it might look nice a bit smaller too: