bands that start as a group and then only have one original member left…it still feels weird to refer to brendon urie as panic at the disco or david longstreth as the dirty projectors or billy corgan as the smashing pumpkins…
It’s 2030. Fall out boy have now renamed themselves fall out man and actually turned into one giant meme. Just Brendon’s head is left and when Ryan was asked to be interviewed, he zoomed off into space. My chemical romance have broken up after thirteen years of a reunion era. Tyler has permanently kicked Josh out of the band and in retaliation Josh added Oakley to his Tyler tattoo. Pop punk is retro and the new trend is 2005 Pete wentz eyeliner. Sherlock is on its sixth season and in celebration of doctor who’s 100th season, Moffat told fans that there would be a wholock crossover, releasing posters and trailers but really was just trolling everyone. SPN mysteriously disappeared from existence and all we can say is that it is of supernatural causes. Tumblr has been taken over by Pepe and every blogger must wear frog masks and chant hail Pepe when they go outside. Everyone talks in emoji.
And if you look to your left you will see a group of emos crying
*raises hand* But why are they crying?
Well no one knows for sure but rumour has it that an idea ended today -March 22nd- in a short, emotionless paragraph on an important website. But we will never know the truth because the post was mysteriously deleted..