Chopped judge to contestant: Your meat is so undercooked it’s practically raw, your vegetables are burnt, your sauce tastes eerily like cough syrup, and we all saw you spit in our dishes after time was called. I will say, though, your flavors are good
Chopped contestant in post-round interview: I think I have a good chance of moving on
🌹Light candles, plant seeds, share a roast ham with loved ones, bake banana bread, finish spring cleaning, lay tumbled stones in your garden bed, take deep breaths [inhale new energy & exhale old energies], wear spring colours whites & florals, collect wildflowers or buy flowers that call to you & research what they mean, walk through nature.
🎬Epic, Strange Magic, The Secret Garden, Spiderwick, A Bugs Life, Barbie Fairies.
In honour of his birthday, these my friends are just some of my favourite Jungkook fanfics! They are all damn well written not like my shit and the authors are so talented, amazing and brilliant they DON’T NEED NO INTRODUCTION. We cannot compete with dis awesomeness! There is like a shit ton of smut AND I AM NOT ASHAMED CUS THEY ARE SO WELL WRITTEN I CONSIDER THESE FANFICS ART! I love you please never stop writing
Wild Blueberry Bread Pudding recipe! I got a couple asks about the recipe after I posted the picture of it the other day, so here you are! Ask and ye shall receive. (Ft. Eloise’s little fluffy interrupting toes.)
allybrookeofficial: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BABE @laurenjauregui !! You are finally 21! Girl it feels like you’ve been 21 forever now 😂😝 I can’t believe I met you when you were 16. Goodness. My first memory with you is going up to you at Bootcamp and telling you that you looked like Megan Fox! And then it all started from there. One of my favorite memories ever was when we first were formed, you and I had creme brulee and banana bread pudding every single night. And just talked about life. It’s a memory I cherish. I am thankful for you and the many memories we have had together. Laughing, crying, pondering, and smiling at life. Making each other laugh till our faces turn red. You giving me that advice when I really needed it….you know what I’m talking about….I’ll never forget it ❤️ You’ll always be my Lolo! Smart, beautiful, artsy, funny, unapologetic - yep that’s my girl! Oh and now you’re Leo’s mom! Sweet Leo! 🐶Have the most amazing birthday 🎂 I love love love you 😘
-walks around central park with one hand stuffed in your trench coat and your other hand in his and the leaves crunching under your feet
-using up every moment of the fall weather that is both you and tom’s favorite
-him picking hay out of your hair after a hayride
-snuggling around a fire with friends and looking up at tom until he catches your gaze and presses a kiss to your hair with an “mmm i love you”
-kissing marshmallow off his lips after eating some messy s’mores
-tom’s arms around you with his chin resting on your shoulder as you stir a big pot of soup after a long chilly afternoon outside
-tom wearing the coziest sweaters and snuggling into him all the time
-stocking up the fridge with apple cider
-spending weeks preparing for a non-cheesy costume for your friend’s halloween costume contest party that you guys attend every year and you guys being so satisfied when you bring home the dub for best couple costume
-walking around the house in just your underwear and one of Tom’s snuggly sweaters
-you dragging tom to a haunted house and him complaining the whole time in line
-“oh get over it, if that twelve year old in front of us can do it, you can, too”
-”it’s not that i can’t, I just don’t want to”
-him doing it anyway because he loves you
-you actually ending up being scared shitless along with tom who pushes you in front of him to use you as a bodyguard
-since thanksgiving isn’t a thing in the U.K, it’s always spent at your parent’s house
-when you decide to take the trip down to your parent’s house tom participates in all of your fam traditions like going apple picking in the morning to find the perfect apples for your mom’s world famous apple pie for dessert that night
-and touch football in the backyard with the entire fam before dinner. You and Tom are on opposite teams and Tom jokingly “tackles” you by picking you up and spinning you around when you catch the ball
-the family of course always goes around the table during dinner saying what they’re thankful for and the first time Tom comes for Thanksgiving your mom definitely says something super cheesy but super cute about how happy she is to have tom join in the fam traditions and you just roll your eyes but tom beams and squeezes your hand under the table
-while eating that delicious apple pie after dinner your fam tells stories about your young self and you all laugh until your stomachs hurt
-one of your sibs tells an especially embarrassing story about you that makes tom crack up which makes you say “that never happened you liar” which just makes tom laugh harder and hug you ‘cause you’re so cute when you’re embarrassed
-a time or two your fam is traveling or you just decide you’d rather just be together but it’s just you and tom on Thanksgiving and it’s pretty chill with some nice music playing while you guys make dinner together
-you knew that tom was missing home that past week and secretly ask tom’s mom for that pumpkin bread pudding recipe the day before and make it while tom is out with some friends
-you bring it out after dinner and tom grins so big and give you a kiss with a “thanks baby” against your lips
-you guys eat it on your balcony patio and breathe in the fresh fall air bundled up under a blanket just smilin’ at each other with mouths full of warm gooey pudding
-complaining about stores that put christmas decorations up in october because you just want to enjoy fall without having to think about christmas shopping and the cold nyc winter and putting away any warm weather clothes okay?!?
-overall fall is just a snuggly season that you and tom both love to spend together
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but please do not repost this list somewhere else!
Various suggested easy gifts are chosen from
loved (500FP) and liked (300FP) category. The easy factor is considered from
how easy to get/buy them especially in your early days and how cheap they are
when you have to sell them, so that you won’t lose so much profits.
Correction and adjustment for english version
name is always appreciated!