brb selling soul to get this

The Signs as Things my Best Friend has Texted Me

Creds to: @wasted-gemini for texting me these beautiful responses

Aries: “How’s ur Vagina”

Taurus: *sends many leg pics from the internet*

Gemini: “IM LISTENING AND ITS MY CULTS THEME SONG IM SCREECHING ITS SO FUCKING SCARY UGHDJD”

Cancer: “I’m listening to let it go in Spanish to pure my sins”

Leo: “Hahahaha my Anus is good for humanity”

Virgo: “I drink window cleaner 24/7”

Libra: “Elbow nudes? 💕💕😘😏😜😉😉”

Scorpio: “Netflix and sell ur soul?”

Sagittarius: “Omw to Hogwarts brb”

Capricorn: *sends pic of shoes online* “These are really cute but they r 300$ so they aren’t that cute”

Aquarius: “so… Do u like bread?”

Pisces: “I’m about to get illuminaughty in yo bed”

Blog Rates because it’s friday and I’m currently working on an awesome video :) it’s much better than my first video because I know what I’m doing now

  • please follow me (it’s much appreciated)
  • don’t unfollow after, it makes Hannah cry
  • reblog this (sorry about that)
  • send me a message

url: i don’t get it | okay | rad | woah there | i don’t think that’s legal | DID YOU SELL YOUR SOUL?

icon: not my style | okay | rad | woah there | i don’t think that’s legal | THE FACE OF AN ANGEL

theme: just not my type | okay | rad | woah there | i don’t think that’s legal | BRB STEALING IT

posts: different fandoms | okay | rad | woah there | i don’t think that’s legal | I WILL SELL MY SOUL FOR YOUR PASSWORD

overall: it’s just not my thing | okay | rad | woah there | i don’t think that’s legal | I LOVE YOU

following? no, sorry | why did i wait so long? | of course bby | TO HELL AND BACK