Les Amis as things Canadians have said to me when they found out I’m Brazilian
Enjolras: *Approvingly* I hear everyone is going on strike to protest against the government.
Grantaire: A friend made me a Brazilian cocktail one time and I aLMOST DIED. Fun night tho.
Feuilly: *starts speaking perfect portuguese to me* *lived in Brazil for nine months and just picked it up*
Bahorel: If anyone tried to rob me I’d punch them! I’d probably die but I wouldn’t be able to help it!
Marius: *starts speaking good portuguese. Explains he once fell in love with a Brazilian woman and that’s why he learned.*
Ferre: *Starts talking about colonial architecture on the Northeast of Brazil. Knows a lot*
Courf: I saw a video of the Pride parade in São Paulo, it seemed amazing!
Joly: Didn’t you have a dengue fever epidemics recently?
Bossuet: Every country goes crazy after hosting the Olympics. The games are jinxed!
Jehan: *Learned Portuguese so they could properly appreciate Brazilian poetry, has read more Brazilian classics than me*