*gasp* I know!!! Johnny showing Jack off. He loves to point out what gorgeous eye candy he has and isn't he perfect look how amazing he is an oh guess what??? That perfect, pretty eye candy he has isn't just eye candy that's right that's his fucking husband everybody.
“Hey ladies, how’d ya like to see a real man?” Johnny asked, throwing finger guns at a trio of women sitting at the outdoor tables of a cafe.
“Rather not,” one of them groaned, assuming this was another classic Johnny Bravo move. Instead they were surprised when Johnny grabbed a rather surprised looking man from next to him and showed him to them.
“This here’s my boyfriend Jack,” Johnny said. “He works out, look at this arm. His hair is just naturally this beautiful he doesn’t even use product, he speaks like ten languages and he could totally kick my ass.”
“Oh,…nice to meet you, Jack,” the girls giggled, waving at the blushing samurai.
“Johnny, please,” Jack hid his face behind one hand.
“Babe, please, everyone has to see that I’m dating someone amazing,” Johnny said. “A lotta girls are gonna eat their words. Come on, we got a lot of ground to cover.”