For the ship thing, can you do David and Bryan from The New Normal please??
(I love this so much, ahhh; godbless you for asking this)
-who cries when someone dies in a movie
Bryan. And if it’s a character that he really likes, he goes through like a day of mourning the next day by like wearing all black and saying stuff like “you know, as [Character name] used to say…” and David just gets so ooovvveerrr ittt.
-who wears the ugly holiday garb
David. Bryan doesnt usually complain bc at least David gets into the festive spirit a little bit
-who pays for the meals
It’s about 50/50. They’re p chill about like money and stuff
-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone
D A V I D. Bryan rolls his eyes but he def repeats them to Rocky the next day this is fact.
-who wants kids more
Uhh??? They both want kids. Three, to be exact.
-who travels more
Bryan, for like producer gigs and stuff esp when he branches out from tv shows and into movies.
-who spends more cash
Bryan can spend a lot at stores, but David can spend a loooottt on overpriced jerseys and limited editions balls and sports memorabilia.
-who buys the things in infomercials
Bryan. He once had a whole garden of chia pets in their yard.
-who draws in the dust on their cars
David since he’s usually the first to wake up and leave. He leaves cute messages like “hope you have a great day” and “try not to make that blonde actress cry again” and “you drooled on my pillow last night, jerk.” Bryan never erases them.
-who starts the snowball fights
Def def def David but Bryan always finishes them
-who throws away the directions to things
Bryan. And David always fishes them out of the trash when Bryan isn’t looking. And he tries not to look smug when Bryan eventually gives up with a huff and he reveals that he still has them.
-who puts up holiday decor
B R Y A N. Did you see the halloween episode??
-who is more likely to forget to bathe
-who gets more obsessed about things
-who sings in the shower more often.
B r y a n, are you even kidding? He also sings when he makes breakfast or plays with the dogs or is rocking Sawyer to sleep, and every time (despite that it happens literally all the time), David’s heart just melts at the sound of his husband’s voice.