brave little toaster

6

“So, it’s back to that stupid static again. You think I don’t know what’s going on in here? I know what goes on in this cottage. It’s a conspiracy…and every one of you low-watts is in on it. Just cause you can move around, you think you’re better than I am. I’m not an invalid. I was designed to stick in a wall! I like being stuck in this stupid wall! I can’t help it…if the kid was too short to reach my dials! It’s my function!”