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LITERALLY JUST IMAGINE FUCKING TEDDY LUPIN DECKED OUT IN HIS HUFFLEPUFF ROBES WITH THE HEAD BOY BADGE ON IT WITH HIS HOT BLUE HAIR AND THIS BIG BOY SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD SMIRK AND SMILE AS HE CROSSES HIS ARMS AND WATCHES LITTLE ELEVEN YEAR OLD JAMES SIRIUS POTTER BRAVELY WALK TO THE HAT AND SIT DOWN AND HEARING THE VOICE RING OUT GRYFFINDOR. AND TEDDY POUTS AND GOES ‘DAMN’ BUT HE WATCHES PROUDLY AS HIS YOUNGER FREAKIN BROTHER RELATED OR NOT WALKS TO THE GRYFFINDOR TABLE AND SITS DOWN WITH AN AWE FILLED FACE. AND HE WHIRLS AROUND TO WAVE FRANTICALLY AT TEDDY AND TEDDY GRINS AND WAVES BACK AND STICKS HIM A THUMBS UP BECAUSE ‘GOOD JOB, JAMES. MUM AND DAD’LL BE PROUD.’

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“Sometimes its better to be alone.  No one can hurt you.” ~Meg

“Some say fate is beyond our command, but I know better.  Our fate lives within us."  ~Merida

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WOCKY LISTEN MY MATE MY DUDE AUTOBAHN IS THE HORROR. I DIE 1000 DEATHS EVERY TIME I HAVE TO DRIVE ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL™

the only shitty thing about it is getting onto the highway imho just because of those dicks who sometimes wont let you get onto the right track

but autobahn was the only fahrstunde i didnt fucking die 500 deaths of “why i dont want this why me why are my parents forcing me to get a license.” 

headcanon: the Malfoy family

Draco married Astoria at a quiet ceremony with only immediate family and a small number of guests in the spring of 2001. he did not want anything extravagant as he was still trying make amends to society for his involvement in the war. together the couple had 3 children, Scorpius Hyperion in October of 2005, and twins Cassiopeia Virgo and Carina Cordelia in January of 2007. when Scorpius went off to Hogwarts the twins stayed home so as not to draw attention to themselves at the station, they wanted a quiet, normal goodbye for Scorpius, who knew of the connections his family had during the war. Scorpius was sorted into Gryffindor, being told he was brave by the Sorting Hat for wanting to be known for himself and not as a ‘that Malfoy boy’. Draco who was a Slytherin and Astoria, a Ravenclaw, were both very proud that their son would be creating his own path and knew that when the twins arrived the next year that Scorpius would be sure to protect them. When Cassie was sorted, the hat told her she was very cunning and would do well in both Slytherin and Ravenclaw. Cassie chose Slytherin, always the daddy’s girl of the family, ready to fight off anyone who dared to say she was just like her ‘Death Eater scum of a family’. Her father mailed her one of his old Slytherin quidditch jerseys with his name on the back to wear whenever she got home sick. When Cari went up to be sorted, the hat barely touched her head before letting out a resounding cry of ‘Hufflepuff!” The entire Great Hall gasped until Scorpius started a massive cheer for her with his friends, sweet little Cari wanted nothing more than to make sure that people saw all the good that her family had to offer, and tried to make amends with any student who believed her family had wronged their family during the war, whether that be through gifts, tutoring, or just a hug and apology. her parents owled her immediately upon hearing the news and told her they were ecstatic to hear that they were now one of the most diverse families in Hogwarts, having a member in or graduated from every house and how amazed they were that she was willing to go through such adversity to bring her family a good name.

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That’s one of the three who rule the fiends.
He was the one who came up with the idea of creating a half-fiend,
and ordered my mom to give birth to me.