When I'm feeling bratty
  • Daddy: Baby where is my phone?
  • Me: ...I dunno...
  • Daddy: Yes you do, where is it?
  • Me: *shakes head* nu no!
  • Daddy: Are you lying to me? *Does the daddy stare*
  • Me: *slowly looks away and nods*
  • Daddy: Where is it?
  • Me: *Looks away the other way*
  • Daddy: *Walks over and grips my hair and forces me to look at him and does the daddy stern voice* Where is it?
  • Me: *Squeaks* Under my butt!
  • Daddy: *Bursts out laughing*