branson-mo

hey so with the Fourth of July coming up and all, I know a lot of people will be vacationing to my town (Branson, mo) soon. so i just wanted to say that:

1. there are places downtown that sell stuff with the confederate flag. b safe
2. almost everyone is homophobic
3. DONT BUY TICKETS FROM THOSE “CHEAP TICKETS” PLACES BECAUSE IT TAKES MONEY AWAY FROM THE ALREADY STRUGGLING ARTISTS
4. pls watch Prince Ivan bc my uncle is in the band
5. THERES BARELY ANY GORILLAZ MERCH AT THE HOT TOPIC
6. if u see a smol meme with partially green hair it is me and i would love to say hello
7. the absolute best place to get chinese food is Hibachi Grill

this has been a psa from the yee-hawiest town in the entire general yee-haw area

KidsFest begins again at Silver Dollar City.

Jan Peterson, writing for Springfield News-Leader:

“Returning for KidsFest’s final year are a host of cartoon characters and a number of great performances. But the two Stowe says he’s most looking forward to are the return of Chris Perondi’s Stunt Dog Experience and Wacky Science with Professor David Willey. Both shows are being brought back by popular demand, says Stowe, entertainment show producer.”

Kapau, a fun new slide opening at White Water, being built this winter, launches riders by dropping the floor out and letting them free-fall for 20 feet.

Mindy Honey, reporting for Branson Tri-Lakes News:

“KaPau Plummet, replacing the 25-year-old Bermuda Triangle water slide currently being demolished, includes two 240-foot slides, each launching riders from a 70-degree plunge followed by a spiraling loop. The thrill, according to Silver Dollar City Attractions President Brad Thomas, starts before riders slip through the slides. Two encapsulated slides are the starting point and once inside, the countdown begins.”