Five sentence fic for the prompt: Brandon/Wesley - cafe/baker owners/runners/works (what? taking them out of their element, it’s fun)
“I hate my life, I hate this job, I hate the morons that come in this place, and I hate the fucking food and the fucking drinks and the fucking customers-”
Brandon, despite his best attempts, was doing a very poor job of not laughing at Wesley; Wesley was too wrapped up in his tirade and his attempt to get heavy cream out of the black pants of his uniform (because mouthing off to customers that had just been served was a Bad Idea™) to notice that his boyfriend was laughing at him.
Once he had calmed down enough Brandon pulled Wesley back into a hug, pressing kisses behind his ear, “I like how it looks.”
Wesley went still and stared down at the white stains, “NOT HELPING, BRANDON!”
how often do they fight?: Not that often,though if they hit a bad day/week/whatever at the same time…. let’s just say those moods don’t clash well. Usually when that happens one of them will head over to Jeff’s (because he’s the only of their friends who lives in a house and not a 1-2 room apartment) until one of the moods passes so they don’t say something cruel that they don’t truly mean.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Brandon doesn’t really have a change to his routine but Wesley… GUNZ TIEM! Seriously though, Brandon has no affection for bullets or the destruction/holes they cause. Noe does he has any affection for the mess made by paintballs. So Wesley (for the most part) keeps the shooting of projectiles for when Brandon isn’t around.
nicknames for each other?: None really, Brandon will call Wesley Wes and Wesley will come up with a wide range of name to call Brandon to get his attention. sometimes Wesley will call Brandon ‘Bran-flake’ if he feels playful and thinks Brandon is being too boring. Either Wesley or Vania made up the name, but no one is sure who and neither of them is taking credit.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Brandon
who steals the covers at night?: Wesley, to the point where there’s a spare blanket tucked under Brandon’s side of the bed.
FUN SIDE STORY: The best prank Brandonn ever pulled on Wesley is when he super-glued the blanket to the mattress on his side of the bed. He then went to bed before Wesley so nothing would seem out of the ordinary. At least until Wesley tried to steal more blanket in the middle of the night and almost fell off the bed. Wesley pouted and griped and they had to buy a new mattress the next day.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Wesley will scour local music shops for albums that Brandon either does have or may like
who kissed who first?: Wesley kissed Brandon first, because goddammit he really wanted this ok?
who made the first move?: (assuming you mean sex) Brandon, because as much as Wesley wanted it he quickly realized that there are some things he shouldn’t push.
who remembers things?: Both of them
who started the relationship?: Wesley
who cusses more?: Wesley
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Brandon would do whatever he could to make things better, and depending on how Brandon was hurt Wesley would probably end up pulling out those assassin abilities.