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Boston Bruins memes
  • “Patrice Bergeron is the most perfect human being, like today he [thing that normal people do all the time].”
  • Acting like Brandon Carlo is very short. Offer to get things off of high shelves for him. 
  • Saying your practicing the shootout when you’re doing literally anything else. 
  • “What Happened to [traded player]?” “Oh Chara ate him when his time came, soon our time will come too.”
  • The TD Garden is haunted by Mike Milbury’s shoe. Any weird noise someone looks alarmed and said “the shoe’s here.” bonus points if it’s around an away player unaware of the meme.
  • Every time something inconvenient happens they say “thanks, kessel,” a la the “thanks, Obama” meme.
  • Their “pranks” are purposefully super lame, think the “you asked for two ice cubes but i only gave you one” line from spongebob. Act like it was an amazing prank and the prankee just got owned.
  • Call montreal canadiens players their boyfriends. 
  • “Backes look at this cute picture of your son” [shows backes a picture of a dog/cat].
  • The Torey Krug/Brad Marchand height war. Everybody has to pick a side.
  • “My best friend, sidney crosby…” 

Dear white people, the minimum requirement of black friends needed to not seem racist has just been raised to two. Sorry, but your weed man Tyrone does not count.

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Brandon Auman’s TMNT Short from SDCC! Check it out!


It’s World Ranger Day – a day to celebrate the work rangers do to protect the world’s natural and cultural treasures. One such ranger is Brandon Torres of Grand Canyon National Park (top photo). Ranger Torres has dedicated his life to helping others as a park ranger, paramedic, law enforcement officer, rescuer, firefighter and instructor.

Then there is Ranger Roy Sullivan: The Chuck Norris of Park Rangers. Ranger Sullivan is one of the most storied rangers in the modern storied rangers in the modern National Park Service, holding the Guinness World Record for most survived lightning strikes on an individual. He was struck 7 times over the course of 40 years and lived through every single strike! The bottom photo shows Ranger Sullivan with his hat after it was struck by lightning.

Be sure to follow @nationalparkservice on Instagram for more great pics of the amazing work of park rangers. Photos by the National Park Service.


The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore - 2012 yılında en iyi kısa animasyon film ödülünü almış olan bu film her kitap sever mutlaka izlemeli :)