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Chip Zien, on ‘Whizzer Going Down’: “Yeah but…I mean, where is he going??”

https://youtu.be/842InbFBa0c

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Here is a youtube link to the WHOLE proshoot boot! Not the combo of the pro and mezzanine but the whole thing to the end! (nb. I did not film this, I got two pro boots and combined them to make a complete version)

Someone: Have you ever witnessed a crime?

Me (In a bitter tone, thinking about the 2017 Tony Awards): Something like that…

my mom on falsettos

basically i saw falsettos today and my mother wanted to go, so of course we go. here’s a few things she’s said about it afterwards.

- the first thing she said when we got back into the car was “does marvin get aids? gosh damn that’s gonna keep me thinking tonight”
- “i love the girl, the girl who is breaking down”
- (i told her her name) “yes i love trina, her faces where amazing the whole entire time and her voice was amazing”
- “marvin is a, is a meanie, when he hit her i was so mad at him!” (she try’s not to cuss)
- “i love the psychiatrist! he was the best part of everything”
- *starts talking about father to son* *starts crying* (me too mom)
- “he didn’t have to die, like why didn’t he get better?!!”
- “my chest hurt after that and i don’t know if it was from crying or laughing”
- “that wizard man was very hot”
- “not gonna lie but wizard has a really nice butt”
- “i mean so did marvin but i didn’t pay much attention to his because he had loose clothing but wizards was very tight” (this is when i told her his name is Whizzer not wizard
- “who would name their child whizzer?”
- “the doctor singing, something bad, made me cry because she said it spreads from one man to another and i don’t want marvin to die because he’s not a douche anymore and he’s been through a lot”
- “the boy who played jason is my new son, he’s so cute” (same mom)
- she can’t get over how hot andrew rannells is so i had to break the news that’s he’s not straight
- “i knew that he’s as straight as a slinky”
- “the psychiatrist was gay too? wow good acting”
- “the dude who plays marvin is the one you love right?” (i say yes he’s very attractive)
- “i mean he’s cute but he’s not as hot as wizard” (“mom it’s whizzer not wizard”)
- “i love the lesbians, so much, they where adorable”
- “why did you cry so hard during the lovers thing? are you gay? i don’t mind?” (i’m not out 2 my mom yet)
- “everyone in there looked like you, all of them were crying and had musical shirts on”

there’s a lot more but those where the highlights