brainmelting

things harry dresden has done:

  • mentally willed his heart rate down to ~10 beats per minute in order to stop some opioid-venom from messing with his head
  • calculated arbitrarily high primes in his head to prevent a Classic Lovecraft Brainmelt from ripping its way any further through his psyche, while he limped away from a car crash

  • wore a Burger King crown (because he’s the burger king)
jin akanishi's new.... song? idk wtf is this shit i can't... gimme my braincells back

That’s what she said - lyrics


Word + Word = Neologism
Titty + Sexy = Tixy
Smile + Fake = Smike
Show + Romance = Showmance
Hot + Witch = Hotch
Slut + Bitch = Slutch
Japanese + English = Japanglish
Courage + Liquid = Swag Juice

Taking over
Taking over

I’m thirsty - That’s what she said
I can’t drink this - That’s what she said
This is too much - That’s what she said
It’s huge - That’s what she said
This tastes funny - That’s what she said
My throat hurts - That’s what she said
I feel so good - That’s what she said
I need this
Chug it

Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Chug it
Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Swallow swallow swallow swallow

Down up down up down up down down up up
Down up down up down up down down up up

Super + Clever = Slever
Stupid + Kid = Stukid
Wow + Damn = Wamn
Mom + Pop = I’m sorry
Fine + Chick = Fick
Dumb + Girl = Durl
Blackout + Drunk = Blunk
You + Me = Sex

Taking over
Taking over

I’m thirsty - That’s what she said
I can’t drink this - That’s what she said
This is too much - That’s what she said
It’s huge - That’s what she said
This tastes funny - That’s what she said
My throat hurts - That’s what she said
I feel so good - That’s what she said
I need this
Chug it

Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Chug it
Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Swallow swallow swallow swallow

To the right, to the left, to the left, to the left
Down up down up down up down down up up
Down up down up down up down down up up

(repeat last 3 verses)

GIMME MY BRAINCELLS BACK!!!!

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