PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES GIJINKAS PART 2:
- Objective-C: Smol pure innocence, owns more than 10 Apple products, bullies C++ constantly, part of a secret underground band with PHP.
- Swift: Borb, birb, chirpy chirp, constantly feeds off Objective-C’s erroneous code.
- C#: Actual Instagram star, owns a coffee shop, vaporwave bartender, keeps trying their best.
- XML: Trains with C all the time, cliche muscledudebro, constantly flirting and failing at it, Python’s ex.
- Lua: Summer and sunsets, loves long walks on the beach, loves long code, her hat is sharper than you think.
- Assembly: A shadow of a dead language, C’s former bestfriend, no one knows what happened to them, can’t possibly exist.
- Ada: Grandma Ada, cookies are her specialty, tucks you into bed forever, widow.
- Brainf*ck: Oh my god, Edgelord 7000, owns 203948234 shades of hair dye and make-up, artificially made.
- Fortran: Hypothetically Python’s dad, charming despite the age, really really good at math and science, hooked up with C once.
- Bash: Fluffy and soft, teddy bear, will find what you need in an instant, works out /a lot/ but still a teddy bear.
- MS-DOS / CMD: Bash’ sibling, the best back tattoo ever, a massive collection of ear piercings, semi-trained soldier.
- COBOL: Ol’ grandpa, has a room full of newspapers, saw what happened to Assembly, constantly hiding.
- VB.net: Java’s nerd friend, lolita fashion, hangs around with C# at their coffee shop, artificial left eye as a replacement.
oh my god this was fun
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