braindark

anonymous asked:

Brain!Dark: Do kids freak out when they see the brain in the jar at the museum?

“Not exactly. They all know what I am thanks to Dexter’s knowledge being passed into their heads. If anything they point and laugh at me.

"Oh if I just had my body back…”

They would all know not to laugh. Ever.”

betterthanactionhank asked:

"I think Mandork is a suitable enough pet name, don't you? But, if I had to pick another one, it'd have to irritating, annoying, insane, or 'Manahahahaha!'"

“Ma̷n͠d̶o͡rk̵. ̴Wow,̴ like͜ ͘I͞ ͏ha͜v̛e͠n͝’͜t ͏hea͠r̛ḑ ̵t͏ha͜t͡ o̴n̷e before͞. You̸’r͟e şo ćr͞ea̢t̕iv̢e͜,̨ ͝D͞ex̀t́er.̛ ̀L͟o͠o҉k̕ ̴a͠t͠ ̀me,̧ ̷Ì’d ͜b͜e lau̕gḩing t͜i͝l͏l I̶ ̵caņ’̸t b̀r̷ęath̀e͠ ͜a͝t̀ y͝ou҉r ͟b̵r̕e͟at͜htak͢i̢ngl̸y crȩativ͞e ͢c͜o͝med̕y̨ ̢s͡ki͟l̀l̛s.̷”

“Ý̸͟ou̵ ̧͞k̶͘͝n̶ơ̵͟w̵͡,̵͡ į͞f̛ ̛I̕ ͢͢͝h̵a͠ḑ̛ l͘͠un̷͠gs̶͘.̷̧͟”