brainchip

June 2015 (CYBER) @lootcrate 😎

#terminatorgenisys #halfscale #endoskull and #brainchip

#nerdmachine #stickersheet

#optimusprime #tshirt

#glowinthedark # circuit gadget #pouch

#battlestargalactica #targetposters
#quantummechanix

#futurereplicant #corporatelogo #patch

#loocrate #subscriptionbox #geek #nerd #loveit

Happy #LootCrateDay 😄 This month’s #loot, like always, is awesome 😄 Came with a #HalfScaleEndoSkull, a #BrainChip Key chain, a robotic like pouch, a #RangeSheet from #BattleStarGalactica, a badge, and awesome #Zero from #Borderlands #MousePad and an awesome #OptimusPrime t shirt. Two of my favorite characters 😄 #Transformers #Terminator #Chronicle #LootCrate

June’s Loot Crate. The theme is Cyber. Another loot win. #terminatorgenesys #genesys #t800 #skull #terminator #endoskeleton #endo #lootcrate #cyber #tron #transformers #optimusprime #nerdhq #bsg #battlestargalactica #borderlands #0 #zero #brain #chip #brainchip #june #lootwin #patch #ironon #bladerunner #doandroidsdreamofelectricsheep

BrainChip or BrainMelt?

Aziana, a penny stock listed on the ASX under the ticker AZK, has recently announced it is going to sell its mines and reverse into the ambitiously named “BrainChip Inc”. BrainChip claim to have patented as far back as 2008 a revolutionary technology that is “5000 times faster, with 1/1000 the power consumption of the world’s fastest computers performing neural computing today”. Apparently, this is going to revolutionise the Internet of Things amongst other things, despite having singularly failed to do so over the past 7 years.

So just how stupid are people? Well, really quite stupid in fact:

Which is handy for major shareholder Metals X (MLX) who lent AZK $250k and received an option to be repaid with 12.5 million shares at 2c. Maybe not so stupid after all…

Ramp-a-licious!

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Accidentally removed my #brainchip #Lootcrate #replica #terminator @lootcrate #imfunny #Beard #Fun

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got my #lootcrate today #yeabuddy #terminatorgenisys #endosceleton #brainchip #borderlands thank you @lootcrate

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(megaman busting through door) whatever youre up to wily Dr.light and i are gonna stop it. *funky music starts playing* This is the station commander all hands battle stations this is not a drill! (protoman pointing) Megaman! The blue bomber. I hate megaman..he ruins everything..Attention all robots DESTROY Megaman (megaman riding rush out the ceiling) Hurry Megaman! Hurry hurry megaman Dr.Wily’s robots are taking over the controls now  brainchips (megaman catches can) Thanks Daddy! brainchips brainchips brainchips They are DANGEROUS Duh Diveman! Duh mortal Duh megaman Duh CUTMAN Duh (cutman in a hole) You can dish it out but you can’t take it hah hahahaha Its wily’s robots! CUTMAN (cutman with a fist) mega fool fell into our trap (Megaman running towards two people) LOOK OUT (Gutsman turning to cutsman) We’ve done what we came here to do LOOK OUT Lets go (Gutsman and cutsman running away) (Dr. Light turning towards door with string ) OH NO! Mole Rats OH NO! mole rats butbutbutbutbutbut (Dr Wily pointing) Chips! *funky music ends* *screen title music played 4 times while the card is turned * (Dr wily holding radio) Diveman! ATTACK! *Megaman theme starts* super figh super figh super figh super figh super fighting robot Megamemegamemegamegamegaman (rush looking surprised) doh!

I CANT D O THIS 

look all im saying is in 2035 when we’re all playing exploration simulators in our brainchips, we’re going to look back at 2007 and go “why the fuck did they make so many turret sections in these things back then.”