brain time now

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based on this post

do not repost anywhere

Keith is taking his job srsly and I’m glad about that

first time doing a comic it’s 4:30 am and I’m dead 

The year is 2060. The iPhone 29 has just been released, which takes the form of a brain implant. Now, every time someone thinks about you, you get a notification.

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: Does anybody really stop to think about Gravity Falls' Sock Opera episode? I mean, the contrasts between the A plot and the B plot are unnerving. Mabel's plot revolves around her weekly crush on a boy who loves puppets and she spends the whole week creating a fantastic and fun sock puppet show to impress him- it's cheery and bubbly. Meanwhile, Dipper's plot revolves around him descending into sleep deprived madness while trying to crack a code to a computer that might give him all the answers to Gravity Falls, and when the information on the computer is threatened, he is desperate enough to make a deal with an untrustworthy demon who literally ends up using his body as a puppet. This gives Mabel's puppet show a much darker meaning, since her brother's body becomes part of it- both in the fact that there is a demon in Dipper's body and that Dipper's soul has to possess one of Mabel's socks in order to be heard or seen. Also, Mabel didn't even notice that her brother's behavior was out of the ordinary at first, and if Dipper hadn't figured out how to contact her, he could have died (as revealed in Journal 3). Bill, as evidenced in the various actions like sticking forks in Dipper's arms and throwing his body down a flight of stairs, could have cared less about the state of Dipper's physical self while using it to achieve his own ends. In fact, he even wrote a suicide note to Mabel from Dipper, and would have thrown Dipper's body off the Gravity Falls' water tower and framed his death as a suicide, leaving his mental self to wander the Dreamscape forever in madness if Dipper had not gotten his body back. Literally how is this a canon series of events in a kids show what in the everloving f-

Okay but

AU where everything is the same except the shield is an artifact like Mjolnir. Maybe it’s a long-lost Asgardian thing, maybe it’s some other non-Earth object. Point is, the shield is enchanted so that it only obeys the will of the wielder if their primary goal is protection. It’s just about impenetrable, can absorb any shocks, and strong enough to cut through or destroy just about anything–which would make it a perfect weapon, if anyone could figure out how to fucking use the thing. It doesn’t obey any laws of physics or movement as we know it, and SSR spends years experimenting with it until they finally give up and stick it in a crate somewhere. 

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So, um…. I made a full version of Dan’s ‘terrible Eurovision song contest thing’ from Phil’s new anime cosplay video. Don’t ask me what I was thinking, I have no idea. It’s a little bit out of time in some places because Windows Movie Maker is a bitch, but I’m proud of it. Click ‘keep reading’ for lyrics~

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The 100 Tarot for @storyskein

part 1 * part 2 * part 3

Sherlock’s back and he’s in love.

Sherlock’s back and he’s in love.

Sherlock’s back and he’s in love.

SHERLOCK’S BACK AND HE’S IN LOVE

SHERLOCK’S BACK AND HE’S IN LOVE

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DARK MATTER | 3.05

You have something we need. I’m offering you a trade. 

I thought of the smolist Ana. Kind of like a Thumbelina deal. I don’t have a story to go with this x3 it was just a thought.

Maybe a curse was involved.

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“Which kinds of traits? … Why, the same kinds I would admire in any creature, of course.”

(( @thejojosanctuary ; contract, complete ✨ ))

Captain America Jemma Simmons

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I redesign this coven like every month I have a serious problem 📝

                 (at least its a much better contrast to this one, and goes alongside this garbage)

This isn't it

This latest DT Jr “I love it” emails to a hack Russian PR creep

It’s cringe-y and icky and sad and embarrassing but it isn’t it

There’s going to be about 2-4 more of these lil mini scandals

But eventually

Within 6 months


There will be something revealed, on recording or video


That is so bad, damning, scandalous, tragic, unquestionably law breaking


That no one will be able to deny the end of this Presidency. Maybe 6 MAGA red hat wearers.

But I believe it’ll be so bad every Republican will finally turn against him.


It’s coming.

But this isn’t it.