brain booger

Dreary Inferi, the dead Boy Who Lived,” Draco taunted.

“Get stuffed, rodent face.”

“Addle-brained Potter, the mad little rotter.”

“What are you, Peeves?” Potter took a sip of water, enjoying the entertainment.

“Toady-eyed arse-licker.”

“Yes, you certainly are.” Draco hated when Potter turned his insults around on him.

“Wanker. Wanker. Wanker.”

“Rat-faced, spoiled brat.”

“Mouldy can of spotted dick.”

Potter burst out laughing and water shot out his nose. Draco ran from the spray. “Snotty Potty, boogers for brains!
—  Ferret Face by sunseticmonster