brain basket

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Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

insp.

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Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed.

  • Kuroko: Akashi-kun, please go to sleep. It’s close to midnight.
  • Akashi: I’m almost at a 100%. Just finishing this last chat and then I’ll be on Day 7.
  • Kuroko: Why are you even playing?
  • Akashi: I’m doing this for the plot.
  • Kuroko: I think you have a problem.
  • Akashi: Shh! I’m getting a phone call from 707.
  • Kuroko: But he’s not even ――
  • Akashi: Tetsuya, please, if he’s calling me at this particular hour it must be important.
The signs as The Breakfast Club

The Criminal: Aries, Taurus, & Pisces

The Princess: Libra & Gemini

The Brain: Sagittarius & Capricorn

The Basket Case: Scorpio, Virgo, & Cancer

The Athlete: Leo & Aquarius

  • Kuroko: Akashi-kun, I am...
  • Akashi: ...
  • Kuroko: THIS close to smacking you.
  • Akashi: Your fingers are touching.
  • Kuroko: Exactly.
  • Akashi: ...
  • Kuroko: ...
  • Akashi: *runs away*
  • Kuroko: *holding fist up while running after*
On RobotXLaserbeam

Me: Okay, I don’t even like golf, why am I interested in this?!?

My brain: Pfft… Yah. You didn’t even like Basketball.

Or Volleyball.

Also, Swimming.

Or Ice Skating.

Not to mention Biking.

And Running.

And didn’t you just say you’re gonna start binge-watching that Baseball anime today?

Oh, and remember, you even watched that Boxing, Football and Tennis anime when you were a lot younger?

Don’t even get me started when you -

Me: Okay, okay, I get it… I f*cking let you out for 5 seconds and this happens.

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Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal.

Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.