braids maids

nymphet tips (request)

-don’t focus on makeup so much as skin care. nymphets have soft, natural skin that sparkles in the sun!

-aloe vera, TEA TREE OIL, drinking water, rose oil, rose water, and lavender oil all help to keep your skin clear and soft

-frilly, loose, and pastel is the best way to decide what to wear. you can find vintage clothes at thrift stores & places like h&m

-find a red lipstick that you wear best and stick to it!!!

-fruity lip gloss is a must

-consider investing in Mary Janes, gingham print, and things with simple patterns (like cherries or hearts)

-milk maid braids, pigtails, braids, and high ponytails are very nymphetish and look cute with every outfit

-fruity perfumes!!!!!

-watch nymphet movies like Lolita, American Beauty, Clueless, etc. to give you an idea for how to behave and dress

-listen to Lana and vintage music !

-remember to be sassy, sweet, and stylish

-stay safe. wait until your 18 to date anyone too much older than you. :) pedophilia is wrong, but liking vintage & nymphet fashion is completely okay.
Plus One

In which Harry gets the help of a little girl to go on a date with (Y/N)


“Will you do the honors of being my maid of honor, (Y/N)?”, your friend asked beaming at you. She’s been your bestest friend ever since you were young; you knew you had to accept her request even though weddings weren’t your scene. But for (Y/F/N) you’ll do anything.

One day, while you two were setting up the preparations for the wedding (Y/F/N) drops the bomb about Harry being the best man. Her and her fiance have been trying to set the two of you up for months but scheduling a date was always tough. Although, whenever Harry and you would see each other; the two of you would always have some sort of physical attraction to one another. All of your friends were waiting for the day the two of you hooked up.

 The big day had finally arrived; you were on a beautiful beach in Honolulu, Hawaii walking down the aisle with the honorary best man. In all honesty, Harry and you had stole the whole show. Finally, (Y/F/N) was walking down the aisle wearing a beautiful mermaid gown.  

The ceremony began and the couple were starting to recite their vows; a lot of the braid maids were crying and a sight that had surprised you was seeing Harry tearing up behind the groom.

 During the reception, after all the speeches and some more tears. The dancing begun; you being the one that doesn’t do much dancing had decided to go to the bar and just watch everyone enjoy themselves. There is two people that you see on the dance floor that just warms your heart; Harry and a little girl no older than the age of 4. You’ve always heard rumors from (Y/F/N) about Harry being amazing with kids; which is probably the most attractive thing ever in your opinion.

 Throughout the whole night, you watch Harry playing with this little girl who you find out was a flower girl named Lucy. They are playing tag and you could probably laugh at the sight of a grown man running away from a giggly little girl. When it was his turn; he would always boop her little nose.

 Lucy’s mom stands beside you watching them with you; “I was a little reluctant about bringing her because I thought my baby was going to be alone with all these adults”, she says. “Turns out she’s having more fun than I expected her to have,” you guys both laugh at this.

 Little Lucy actually invites you to play with them, “would you like to play with Harry and me please? He says you’re very pretty.” She mumbles in a little baby voice. You and Harry both blush at this; Harry embarrassed because he’s been exposed by a 4 year old.

“Lucy, you were just supposed to ask if she wanted to play with us!”, He said laughing the embarrassment off.

“So what do you say (Y/N)? Do you want to play a game with us?”, he asks holding his hand out. “I would love too”, you say laughing at him and taking his hand into yours.

 The three of you guys continue to play until Lucy has to go to sleep. The sweet girl thanks the two of you for playing with her. Lucy manages to whisper in your ear. “please be nice to Harry, he likes you this much.” She stretches out her arms as wide as they can go. You guys bid your farewell to the little girl.

 Harry insist on walking you back to your room but you aren’t ready to go back because you enjoy his company; you won’t tell him that though. He suggests the two of you go sit by the beach and watch the waves.

That night you found out so much about Harry; like how he love rom coms, was a hopeless romantic, and how weddings were the favorite thing. He even let you know that the bouquet toss was his favorite.

“I would’ve participated on it tonight but I wouldn’t want to embarrass myself infront of a pretty girl,” he says winking at you. You swear your face became hot from blushing so hard.

Throughout the whole night Harry was a complete gentleman to you; always making sure you were warm. The whole night was basically Harry getting to know you; unlike all the rest of the guys that would just talk about themselves.

“As much as I would love to stay and chat with you for hours, I really think it’s time for us to head back.” He says a little disappointed. “I’ll walk you back, (Y/N)”

 There’s a comfortable silence the whole walk back to the room. Maybe because you guys were a little disappointed you two had to leave each other.

 “Well this is my room, thank you so much for the night Harry,” You smile at him.

You were about to head into your room until Harry stopped you.

“(Y/N), would you like to do something with me? I mean it’s totally fine if you don’t, I just thought it might be fun.” He asks nervously rubbing the back of his head.

“Sure, Harry. Pick me up at 12?” Harry looks up at you with a pure joy.

“Of course, Love! See you then,” He replied.

You guys say your goodbyes and you had done something bold; kissing his cheek and winking at him.

 Now, who would’ve thought a 4 year old was going to be the one that helps you get the date with Harry?


A/N: Hope you all enjoyed this piece !! kinda iffy about this one but here it is :) Thank you for reading this; and dont be afraid to send in request!!!  

A Century of Glamour Ghouls: 1930s

The Countess Marya Zaleska in Dracula’s Daughter (1936)

The Movie

Dracula’s Daughter (1936) gives you that weird feeling, apparently. Use of the term horror to describe these weird films had finally caught on by 1936, just in time for Universal to have producer turnover and stop making them. So Dracula’s Daughter would be Universal’s last (for a few years anyway) and a fitting intermezzo for the genre in America.

Directly connected to the Universal horror films of its own decade, Dracula’s Daughter also operates as a spiritual predecessor of Val Lewton’s horror films in the 1940s. Dracula’s Daughter is atmospheric and wistful, driven more by character psychology and internal conflict than Universal’s previous monster movies.

Dracula’s Daughter picks up directly after Dracula (1931). Police officers have arrived to cart Von Helsing away for murder (the sudden name change has never been explained). Quick to the scene is the Countess Marya Zaleska (Gloria Holden), who uses her vampiric wiles to retrieve her father’s body. Zaleska intends to destroy her father once and for all in an effort free herself from vampirism. This doesn’t quite do the trick and Zaleska is left hopeless and depressed until she meets a psychologist, Dr. Garth, who believes he can cure any obsessive behavioral trait. When this also doesn’t work as quickly or easily as she expects, Zaleska plans her revenge.

From the very start Zaleska is a character at odds with herself. She’s not alive and not dead. She’s an ancient monster who carouses in polite high society. She’s an (awfully British) Eastern European immigrant trying to operate within English culture. Her thinly veiled queerness adds another layer to these conflicts of identity and informs the film’s narrative closely. The primary tension of the film comes from her interlacing identity crises and the self-loathing that follows. The film is driven by the suspense of when or if she will snap under the weight of it all.

If the last film I covered was written about too much, Dracula’s Daughter hasn’t been written about enough. The primary focus of most writing is on the film’s lesbian subtext, but honestly more bi people need to write about it. I’ll give it a whack at a later date.


The Look

The Countess Marya Zaleska isn’t just a vampire, she’s a Dracula and her costuming shows it. She’s primarily costumed in gowns (what would a daytime wardrobe even mean for a vampire?); regal with an artistic bent and painfully fashionable throughout the film.

The Clothes

I decided for the daytime look to put together a more casual version of one of her gowns, but sticking to a 1930s silhouette.

For the hair, I wound a few dark colored ribbons together to wear as a headband because my hair is on the shorter side. If you have longer hair, this simple milk-maid braid tutorial by Rachel Maksy would be perfect.

For the full costume I honestly donned a dark bedsheet as a cape. If you have a long black cape at your disposal, you’re more goth than I. Congratulations. I also took a large glass bead from the dollar store, glued some tin foil to the backside of it and then glued the whole thing to a plain ring to create something like the ring Zaleska uses in her hypnotism.

The Makeup

First I had to tackle brows. While I already have the ends of my eyebrows shaved off, the heads are thicker than Holden’s. Very thin brows were en vogue in the 1930s. So, to demonstrate two methods for you, I used a glue stick for one eyebrow and just a cream concealer for the other. In the photo below, the glue has dried and I laid down my base, using a foundation with a semi-matte finish.

Contour time. Gloria Holden has very strong features that I wanted to emphasize, but this is still a daytime look, so I used a light hand and a warm gray powder. (1.) This is where I put the lines of my contour to make the shape of my nose more sloping at the upper bridge and a little sharper at the tip. I also brought my cheekbone contour quite far forward and rounded it out. (2.) To illustrate the shapes I’m going for a bit better, I mapped out the highlight and contour with a little dodge & burn. (3.) And here it is blended. It’s subtle, but with contour it’s better to go subtle and add than to try and neutralize too much shadow. (Sorry for the lighting change, I was doing this in the middle of a storm.)

Using a taupe gray shadow, (1.) I focused in on the crease and blended both upward and outward. With what was left on the brush for each eye, I ran the shadow all along my lower lashline. Because the eyebrow and eyeshadow shape compliment each other in this look, (2.) I drew out the long, rounded eyebrow shape next with a little flip up at the ends. For daytime eyeliner, (3.) I started with a kitten flick (a small upward angled triangle) then drew it out across my upper lashline using a dark brown shadow. (If your skin is considerably deeper than mine, black is better.) (4.) I then applied a few coats of black mascara, touched up the brows and eyeshadow to make sure they were still deep enough and added some highlight to the browbone.

Last, but not least, are lips. Holden’s upper lip is fuller and extends further at the corners than her bottom lip, so (1.) I used concealer to make my lower lip smaller. I blended the concealer down to make my chin look more prominent as well. (2.) I then drew out the shape of the lips with liner. I rounded out the shape of my upper lip and sharpened the cupid’s bow. (3.) I chose a medium-dark pink to fill in the lips, but you could use any color for this look since the eyes are so neutral. Be sure not to smoosh your lips together to spread the color with this look, you’ll ruin the line you created.

For the full costume look, I went back over my brows with black eyeshadow. For the eyes, I deepened the eyeshadow a bit with a deep purple (not historically accurate but hey). I extended and thickened the liner across my entire lashline in black and added a trimmed set of lashes. (This was the most useful false lash tutorial for me.) I deepened the contour a bit as well and changed the lip color to red.

And that’s the look! I think The Countess is a great costume choice and I hope this help guides your look this Halloween. The 1940s are just around the corner!


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Dogs are much more cute (Juice-Sons of Anarchy)

Requested by the lovely @paintballkid711 :Hey! I was wondering if you could do an imagine where juice falls for a complete tomboy who happens to be happy’s younger sister? And that she’s never had a boyfriend because of who her brother is? But happy is actually ok with it in the end? Maybe fluff and smut? Ps I love your writing!

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Happy walked out of the club house finding his little sister working on one of the cars that some rich lady brought in a couple of hours ago. He smiled to himself, thinking of all the amazing memories he and his sister shared. They were not that alike, except for the fact that they both loved speed and they both adored working on cars or bikes. 

She was very tomboy-ish. She loved to wear caps or beanies and usually had her hair in a pony tail so it didn’t get in her face while working. 

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“Hey.” A guy, around her age walked up to her just as she got from under the car she was currently working on.

“Hey, Michael.” She greeted the guy she used to go to school with. “What’s up?” She smiled as he offered her his hand, which she took and he pulled her up. 

“Nothing much, heard you were back in town so i wanted to come say hi.” He said as the two hugged. It was one of the, so called, bro hugs, where two people bump shoulders and pat each other on the back if they’re feeling especially affectionate. 

“Ah yeah, I went to a wedding.”

“No shit,” The guy raised his eyebrow in disbelief, “Don’t tell me you wore a dress.’‘ 

’'Yep, it’s apparently mandatory when you’re one of the braids maids.” She rolled her eyes, fixing her trucker cap. 

“Dude, I would pay good money to see you in a dress.” He said looking her up and down, his hand on her shoulder. She was wearing jean overalls and a white t shirt that was covered in smudges from the car oils and god knows what else. 

“Dude, Never gonna happen!” She said in the same tone.

“Can I help you?” Happy walked up to the two, his face dark and serious.

“C'mon Hap, we’re just talking.” Y/N sighed, knowing exactly what’s gonna happen. He was always so protective. Needless to say that she never had a boyfriend because no she had ever gone out with had enough guts to face her brother, so her relationships usually consisted of one date and never speaking to that person ever again after happy had one of his thought with him.

“Talk without touching.” Happy said shortly before flicking the guys hand off his sister’s shoulder. 

“Don’t worry, man, she’s not my type.” Mitchel lifted his hands in his defense. 

“Excuse me?” Happy took a step forward, ready to punch the guy’s face in.

“No, no, I didn’t mean it like that.” Mitchel almost stuttered. “I’m in to guys.’' 

’'Good.” Happy said backing away before wrapping his arm around his sister. “You can keep him, I like him.” He said to his sister making her laugh and walked away. 

“Your brother is intense.’' 

’'Yeah, but you are the first guy he actually told me to keep, so, congrats dude.” She said making them both laugh.  ’'Hey, you up for a beer? I need a break.“

’'Sure.” He nodded and the duo walked over to the picnic table. 

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Juice rode in to the MT, just as Y/N and some guy sat down at the picnic table. “Who’s he?” He asked one of the new prospects as he parked his bike next to the others. 

“That’s Michael, Y/N’s friend.” Rat replied.

“Friend?” Juice couldn’t help the bitter taste of jealousy that he tasted when he saw the two laughing. He has had a thing for Happy’s sister for a while. She was something else. She almost never wore make up, but she looked like the most beautiful girl in the world to him. She wasn’t really the type of girl he would usually go for. She was hot, there’s no denying that and soon the two became friends. They shared so many interests and he could talk to her for hours and not get tired. 

“Yeah.” Rat nodded. “I think he was checking out Jax before, tho.”

“Good.” Juice smirked to himself, knowing there’s nothing to worry about. He walked towards the club house but decided to take the long way so he will be able to pass Y/N on the way. “Hey.’' 

’'Juice, hey!” Y/N smiled looking up from her friend to see Juice, the boy she had a crush on since forever.  ’'Juice this is Michael, Michael this is Juice.“

’'Nice to meet you… Juice.” Michael said a bit confused about the nickname. 

“You too.” Juice said not really talking his eyes off off Y/N. “Are we still on for tonight?”

“Yeah, I’ll come by your room at 7.” She smiled taking off her hat. 

“See ya.’' 

’'Bye.” Y/N smiled before Michael grabbed her hand.

“You didn’t tell me you were banging the juicy Latino!!”

“What?” Her eyes widened. “No! We’re just friends. We are gonna watch the world cup later.” She shook her head. “And for fucks sake please never say the sentence 'banging the juicy Latino’ ever again.”

“But you like him, right?” He ignored everything she just said.

“Maybe.’'She shrugged, trying to play it cool. His eyes bore holes in her act. ’'Okay.. definitely.’' 

’'You two would look cute together.’' 

’'Shut up!” She slapped his shoulder making them both laugh. 

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It was 6:50 PM when Y/N walked down the hallway leading to the sons’s Dorms. She was freshly showered, her hair in it’s natural wavy state gathered on one side of her head. She wore some ripped jeans, white tank top and a red and black plaid shirt. 

She took a deep breath before knocking on Juices door. 

“Yeah.” A familiar vice came from the other end of the door and she entered. 

“Hey, everything ready?” She asked with a smile before looking around his  room. It was so tidy and clean that she felt right at home. She was always on Happy’s case about cleaning a bit more. 

“Mhm.” He smiled grabbing a bowl of popcorn and sitting down on his bed. 

She kicked off her shoes and joined him on the bed, looking up at the tv in front of them. The match hasn’t started yet. 

“Had fun with your friend?” He asked throwing a popcorn in to his mouth.

“Yeah.” She nodded taking a hand full of popcorn and eating one of them.  ’'He thinks you’re a Bangable juicy Latino.“ She winked at him. 

’'Is that so?” He laughed, shaking his head. “Is it true tho?’' 

’'Huh?”

“Am I a bangable juicy Latino?” He said making her look at him with surprise. They have been friends for a while now, but they never been flirty. 

“Well, Juan, You are pretty bangable, but i will never ever again refer to you as juicy.” She shook her head, not being able to hide her smile. 

“That’s good to hear.” He said before laughing. “That would be the preferred version, yeah.’' 

’'Nice to know we are on the same page.” She laughed, facing him not the tv. 

“Are we tho?’' 

’'What are you talking about?’' 

’'Y/N…I..” Juice didn’t know what to say or where to even start. He has wanted to tell her that he liked her so many times. But  now, when he finally got the chanse, he had no idea how to go about it. “Fuck it.” He cupped her face and leaned in, pressing his lips to hers. 

It took her a second to realise what was happening. She didn’t kiss back and he pulled away after realising she is not reacting the way he hoped for. 

“I.. I’m sorry, Y/N.” He let go of her. “I shouldn’t have done that.” He shook his head. “I’m sorry.”

“Juan-’' 

’'No, no, I’m sorry. Can we just pretend this never happened?” She could see anxiety all over his face. His body was tensed up, his forehead wrinkled, blood pumping trough his veins.

“Juan!” She raised her voice, making him look at her. “Shut up!” She said with a smile before leaning in and kissing the man in front of her. This time it took him a second to react but once he figured out what was happening he grabbed her hips as her hands fund their place around his neck. She crawled on top of him, straddling his lap. 

“Really?” He asked with a smile, not sure if this is happening or if he is dreaming. 

“Really.” She nodded with a giggle before kissing him again as he wrapped his arms around her, bring her closer to him. 

“Why the hell didn’t we do this sooner?” Juice smiled, with everything going on with the club this was by far the highlight of his week, hell, it was the highlight of his year. 

“Dude, I don’t know.” She  shook her head, taking a second to just look at him. Really look at him. His brown eyes sparkled and his smile, oh his smile…

“Hey, is Y/N here-” Happy walked in to Juice’s room without  knocking and stopped in his stacks when he saw them. His sister was on top of Juice, who’s hands were on her ass, they were pretty close, as if they were kissing a second before. “Y/N!” Happy did his best to keep his voice calm. “Get. Off. Him.’' 

’'Hap, wait, don’t do this!” She tried to calm him down as she got up from the bed. 

“Happy, I… It’s not what you think..” Juice tried to explain but before he knew it Happy was in front of him, punching his face.

“Happy!!” Y/N yelled, not sure what to do as the men found themselves on the floor, throwing punches at one another. “Juan!!’' 

She let out a sight as not one nor the listened to her. ’'Fine, kill each other then.” She rolled her eyes and walked out of the room. 

“What the hell was that about?” Gemma as Y/N walked in to the bar and sat down next to her.

“Long story short. Happy walked in on me and Juice making out.’' 

’'Ah..” Gemma nodded, giving her a glass of whiskey. It was nothing new for the sons to fight. 

“Yeah.” The  girl shook her head taking a sip of  her drink. 

“Oh the other hand. I wont a bet thank to you.’' 

’'What?’' 

’'Me and Unser might or might not made a bet on when you and Juice will get together.” Gemma shrugged. 

“What?!”

“Don’t act so surprised. Everyone knew you two had a thing for each other.’' 

’'Seriously?” Y/N asked before laughing at the way Gemma looked at her as if to say 'Are you really surprised?’

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About 15 minutes later Juice and Happy walked out, both bloody. “Took you long enough.” Y/N rolled her eyes as she saw her brother and the guy who she was kissing minutes before make their way to her. 

“You can keep him too.” Happy said as they reached her. 

“Seriously?” The girl couldn’t help but be surprised. 

“You do know i’m not a dog, right?” Juice said walking up to her before wrapping his arm around her.

“I know, Dogs are much more cute.” Happy told him and walked away making his sister laugh.

“That’s debatable.” Y/N said before kissing Juice.

“I will ignore the fact that you’re comparing me to a dog if you kiss me again.”



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I’m sorry there is not much fluff and no smut. today was a weird day for writing, dunno, probably a writers block. But i might write a part two with smut an all that fun stuff. 

purplerebelvoid  asked:

Does your hair ever get annoying? Like have you ever gotten a tangled up in something or tripped over it?

‘‘Indeed, I have many issues because of this hair length. Complicated baths, hurtful combing,lots of time to wait for it to get done and when it is not braided, I tend to step on it because it touches the ground at this point.And all maids are the same, but I suppose that from them all, I tolerate the oldest one the most since she does her work calmly,without chit chat.She is always the one I pick for my baths and braiding. ‘‘

How Will I Know [17/17]

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader [AU]

Warning: Language. Angst. Drama. The Dirty. Plot Twist.

A/N: I am going to be writing a sequel to this, that will be coming after classified is finished. I hope you all have enjoyed this story, this was one of my favorites.

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This is not a critique I just find weird that she writes heavy heartbreak songs and then moves on so quickly. I think she dramatizes things, not that she overreacts but exaggerates some stuff or clings to certain feelings (not ppl but the feelings) to write better or for whatever reason she has. In my country there’s a saying: your drama is the same size as your ego. And the Speak Now song inspiration kind of fits that. She wrote that song about a boy she dated at least 5 years before when she found out he was gonna get married via Abigail. In the song she compares the girl to herself and has lines that imply the boy is still interested in Taylor and settling for second best, like calling her family snotty, and saying he shouldn’t be marrying the wrong girl, and the only picture of her we get is about her yelling to the braids maids, there’s a lyric were she literally says “you wish it was me, don’t you?”, and the only dialogue in the song coming from the guy is about how glad he is that she was around to interrupt the wedding. I know she made it sound beautiful with the Speak Now album introduction, but that behind-the-song story makes me cringe. I always thought that song was rather cringy. I think she has a fragile ego. And I want to say having an ego doesn’t make you a bad person (cause I’ve seen some fans bring up her charity work and the likes when someone says Tay has a big ego), you can have an ego and still be kind. Having an ego is not the same as being selfish. I just wished she didn’t made such a big deal about everything cause it makes her look shallow and that can be perceived as “playing the victim” which the media has called her since forever. (This are not new thoughts, I’ve thought this since the Speak Now era, I was just really scared to say it cause in this fandom if you don’t stand by Taylor’s side in every situation you’re a hater or a fake swifties or just insulting people)

anonymous asked:

Can I request the ship meme for Remus Lupin please?

General:

  • How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Not fairly quickly but not slowly either. You take your time to trust and get to know one another but you knew each other at Hogwarts so there’s already an established relationship between the two of you.
  • How was their first kiss? - Nice. Not too quick and not too rough at all.

Wedding:

  • Who proposed? - Remus did. He asked you before Voldemort’s complete rise to power and before he was defeated the first time by Harry
  • Who is the best man/men? - Sirius and James.
  • Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Lily.
  • Who did the most planning? - You. Although if you call telling everyone what time the wedding was, planning. 
  • Who stressed the most? - Remus did. More about keeping the knowledge from the death eaters as it was dangerous for anyone who opposed him.
  • How fancy was the ceremony? -
    Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Death eaters?

Children:

  • How many children will they have naturally? - Two, three. Depends on how many you want if you really want kids at all.
  • How many children will they adopt? - Again, two or three if you decide the you want kids at all.
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - It’s equal. You both take care of the diapers because it’s what you need to do as parents
  • Who is the stricter parent? - Remus is. He knows that the wizarding world is dangerous and he wants to protect them
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - You do. You know that being a bit reckless is a part of childhood but too much recklessness can get your kids hurt
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Remus does. You make lunches when you can but Remus actually makes a really good lunch. That is if the kids aren’t at Hogwarts yet
  • Who is the more loved parent? - Equal but each of you are loved for different things
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? You are. Remus goes if he can make it but you tend to go most time
  • Who cried the most at graduation? - Remus actually. 
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - You are. It’s not really because you’ll be more lenient they just choose you.

Cooking:

  • Who does the most cooking? - Remus does. He enjoys cooking actually.
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither of you really. Both of you dislike some foods but nothing to great.
  • Who does the grocery shopping? - Both of you go together that way you can both pick things out that you need or remember even if they weren’t on the list
  • How often do they bake desserts? - Every few weeks when you get the time
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Remus likes meat. He always says it’s because he’s a werewolf but he just likes meat in general
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Both of you. Which can be a but unfortunate actually when you both show up at home intending to cook something for the other
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out? - You do. You just like getting to go out sometimes.
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Neither. Remus knows what he’s doing and you pay attention to recipes and what’s going on.

Chores:

  • Who cleans the room? - Both of you. Remus cleans one side and you clean the other just to make it go quickly.
  • Who is really against chores? - Both of you. You want to relax or do something else. Not clean
  • Who cleans up after the pets? - Remus does. Mainly because he can’t quite tell what fur is his and what is the pets.
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - You’re the one who makes it go away with magic because you want to do other fun things.
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Remus does because he wants to make sure everything is in its place.
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Remus does.

Misc:

  • Who takes the longer showers/baths? - You do. No reason, you just like to.
  • Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Remus does. Mostly because the dog is Sirius half of the time
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Usually most holidays but mostly just Christmas.
  • What are their goals for the relationship? - To continue to love each other and have that love grow stronger over time
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - You do but Remus mainly after full moons.
  • Who plays the most pranks? - Remus does, mainly when Sirius is around.

ashortdropandasuddenstop  asked:

Norribeth! ( James x Elizabeth )

(what have you just done)

General:

  • Rate the Ship -  
    Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
  • How long will they last? - 5 ever (longer than 4ever)
  • How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I think he fell in love quickly, she needed some warming up over the years.
  • How was their first kiss? - In canon their first kiss was their last and it was sweet and tragic and makes me cry a little. In any kind of AU I think it would be timid and gentle.

Wedding:

  • Who proposed? - He did. 
  • Who is the best man/men? - Gillette? 
  • Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - I could see Tia Dalma or maybe one of her childhood friends? 
  • Who did the most planning? - She did
  • Who stressed the most? - He did (mostly worrying about making her happy, I’d assume) 
  • How fancy was the ceremony? - v/fancy. everyone got an invitation, they shut down the port for an afternoon. it was lovely. 
    Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Probably Will lmao. (Jack can come though cause shenanigans) 

Sex:

  • Who is on top? - She is
  • Who is the one to instigate things? - They take turns probably. 
  • How healthy is their sex life? -
    Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  • How kinky are they? -
    Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  • How long do they normally last? - It depends, I’d assume foreplay would be important to them and take the longest (they’re romantic and I’m a sap) so it’s probably never rushed and takes most of the evening
  • Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - I’m sure he spoils her more than the other way around, but it’s mostly fair. 
  • How rough are they in bed? -
    Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
  • How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
    No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

  • How many children will they have naturally? - Two maybe? Possibly 3?
  • How many children will they adopt? - I think this was a little before their time
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - She does them when he’s away, but when he’s home that’s no longer her department. 
  • Who is the stricter parent? - He is, but only cause she’s too soft. 
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - She does. He thinks a little injury every now and again builds character. 
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - She does.
  • Who is the more loved parent? - They both are. I don’t think they’d make a competition out of it. 
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? She is cause she’s kind of bossy. 
  • Who cried the most at graduation? - They both did but in private. 
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - She is. He’s probably more of a ‘punishment fits the crime’ kind of parent. 

Cooking:

  • Who does the most cooking? - She does
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice? - She is- which is why she does the cooking. 
  • Who does the grocery shopping? - They go together 
  • How often do they bake desserts? - They probably bake together a few times a month
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Liz likes her salads, but James probably requires a lot more calories. 
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - He is. He’s more of a romantic and has always loved her a little more. 
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out? - She is. 
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - He is (another reason why she does the cooking) 

Chores:

  • Who cleans the room? - She does 
  • Who is really against chores? - Neither of them minds it terribly.
  • Who cleans up after the pets? - He is (he probably wanted it in the first place.)
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - she is.
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - He does
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - She does

Misc:

  • Who takes the longer showers/baths? - She loves a nice long bath but wouldn’t mind the company. 
  • Who takes the dog out for a walk? - He does, it clears his head. 
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - She loves to decorate for any occasion, but he helps reach the higher up things. 
  • What are their goals for the relationship? - Something strong, reliable and stable. 
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - She is. She loves to sleep in.. he wakes up far too early. 
  • Who plays the most pranks? - She does, but I don’t think he minds.

hakanakiyume  asked:

SaiChi for ship meme

General:

  • Rate the Ship -  
    Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
  • How long will they last? - since saito is someone who is devoted, they would be together forever
  • How quickly did/will they fall in love? - took the stoic samurai long enough
  • How was their first kiss? - full of devotion and need of reassurance cause reasons

Wedding:

  • Who proposed? - Awkward one from saito
  • Who is the best man/men? - it’s either kondou or Hijikata
  • Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Sen.
  • Who did the most planning? - Both since both want it to be perf
  • Who stressed the most? - Saito, he was more of nervous how to handle this thing
  • How fancy was the ceremony? -
    Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - The demon clan of course

Sex:

  • Who is on top? -  Saito
  • Who is the one to instigate things? - Saito
  • How healthy is their sex life? -
    Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  • How kinky are they? -
    Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  • How long do they normally last? - they are the type to go thing slow, sensual and intimate, saito likes skin to skin contact so both take their time to feel each other.
  • Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -
  • How rough are they in bed? -
    Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
  • How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
    No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

  • How many children will they have naturally? - I think it would be 2 one guy and a girl
  • How many children will they adopt? - Due to Kondou-san and Hijikata’s influence , he and chizuru adopts children who would like to learn the way of the sword, may it be a girl or a boy
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Both
  • Who is the stricter parent? - Saito, he is the type of dad that has that one look and the child behaves
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Both
  • Who is the more loved parent? - Both
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both
  • Who cried the most at graduation? - Chizuru of course
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Chizuru

Cooking:

  • Who does the most cooking? - They take turns when it comes to cooking
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Both
  • Who does the grocery shopping? - The two buys it together
  • How often do they bake desserts? - Always cause chizuru and the kids loves to bake
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - 50/50
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Saito
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out? - due to the peace that saito experiences, he had grown a habit in which before returning home, he would have a moment or two to gaze at the peace in front of him and due to him being late of going home, this causes chizuru to search for him and they always end up strolling until dusk
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - None they are both good cook sooo

Chores:

  • Who cleans the room? -  Chizuru but saito insist on helping her but she always say she is the house wifu
  • Who is really against chores? - none
  • Who cleans up after the pets? - Both
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Both this two is the OCD couple okey.
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Both
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Chizuru, and she saves it

Misc:

  • Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Saito had tendency to meditate and enjoy the warm bath he gets
  • Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Chizuru during morning and afternoon, Saito  before they sleep
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays?  - Chizuru always , always Decorates and saito just lets her be
  • What are their goals for the relationship? - To continue their lives for their fallen comrades and friends
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - None, this two enjoys morning stroll.
  • Who plays the most pranks? - Chizuru at times, more of like when saito was enjoying the scenery, chizuru would come behind him and cover his eyes type of prank.