Life, the Universe and Other Annoyances

Enjolras/Grantaire, Courferre, Marisette

Summary: Marius is one a quest to find his One True Love, Grantaire and Courfeyrac are in a far too good mood since both of them are getting laid regularly and Bahorel might be a bit too unbothered by the recreational drug use in his kitchen. Montparnasse just wishes he would have never made the decision to work in a coffee shop.

Part II of The Life and Times of a Sullen Coffee Shop Employee.

(Part I)(Part III)(Part IV)

Rated: T

≈ 3600 words

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It’s not that Montparnasse hates people who talk. Everyone talks, it’s kind of inevitable, sadly. He just hates people who talk  too much and if he sometimes considers two words too much then well, everyone has the right to their own opinion, freedom of mind, bla bla, some idealistic bullshit, whatever.

So when on a Tuesday morning a lanky, dishevelled young man who looks like he’s about twenty but has an air about him that makes him seem more like fifteen bursts through the door of the coffee shop, steps up to the counter and starts talking… Well, it’s just Montparnasse’s civil right to absolutely despise him.

“Hey, hello, good morning, I’m looking for Courfeyrac, is he here? He said he’d be here, I mean he said so yesterday when he left so I don’t know, I just really, really need to talk to him, it’s important, I met the love of my life!”

Montparnasse stares at him.

“Who the fuck are you?”

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