brad pitt on friends

types of friends (tag yourself)
  • the mum/mom friend
    - very loving
    - always worrying about friends
    - cares a lot
    - has a crush on brad pitt, probably
  • the dad friend
    - cares about friends but sometimes kinda distant
    - tells bad jokes
    - sometimes embarrasses friends but they still love them so its ok
    - the cool awkward friend
  • the sister friend
    - no one can pick on their friends except them
    - nice usually but can be deadly
    - embarrassing sometimes but loveable
    - surprisingly good with advice
  • the brother friend
    - annoying but loveable
    - has a rivalry with their friends
    - makes bad jokes
    - constantly has to be reminded that they can’t fight everything
  • the grandma friend - loves hugs
    - always has sweets with them for reasons unknown
    - makes things for their friends
    - loves friends to bits
  • the aunt/uncle/pibling ?? friend
    - kinda distant
    - really nice
    - laidback
    - their friends like spending time with them even if they don’t often
  • the cousin friend
    - kinda distant and their friends don’t see them often
    - when they do see them you’re like temporary best friends
    - cool as hell
    - understands
  • the fifth-cousin-three-times-removed friend
    - who are they
    - loves their friends
    - their friends hardly even recognise them
    - these friends keep quiet about it and pretend they know this person

The puzzling thing about Stephen Colbert is that he’s very friendly but distant with his female guests, but a shameless flirt with every attractive man who crosses his path. The first time I noticed that I assumed I was reading the situation wrong, and the second time I thought maybe I was missing an inside joke or something, but now I have to wonder - does he do that because he’s naturally flirty and a) he doesn’t want to make his guests uncomfortable (because, well, being hit on by someone who’s interviewing you is not the best experience for women but, like, Brad Pitt doesn’t mind his married friend horsing around - different context) or disrespect his wife or b) this is actually a subconscious thing and he genuinely finds guys attractive and he just can’t help himself? 

Whatever the reason, he’s absolutely adorable. 10/10 would protect until the end of times.