brad is perfect

Okay, but think about Brad painstakingly packing his bag to hide the Chef Boyardee. Think about him, on one meal a day, knowing he had it and not breaking it open because the moment wasn’t right. Think about him snapping at his team when they go near his stuff, and they think he’s touchy about his personal space, but he just doesn’t want them to feel the secret presents inside.

Freaking Brad Colbert, Humvee dad of the year. I’m never going to be over it.