brad is me

the signs as generation kill quotes
  • Aries: "Gentlemen, we just seized an airfield. That was pretty fucking ninja."
  • Taurus: "You ladies bitch if you get an MRE without a fuckin' Pop Tart."
  • Gemini: "You know, it doesn't make you gay if you think Rudy's hot. We all think he's hot."
  • Cancer: "Naw, naw, naw, Brad. You cannot say that you like Pocahontas. The genocide of my people is turned into a cartoon musical? With a singing raccoon?"
  • Leo: "If my mother ever distributed my likeness without written authorization, I would disown her."
  • Virgo: "You know what happens when you get out of the Marine Corps? You get your brains back."
  • Libra: "See? That's why we can't have nice things."
  • Scorpio: "Bravo Three's commander. Should I shoot him?"
  • Sagittarius: "Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the motherfucking answer."
  • Capricorn: “Well, sir, it's just that you're incompetent, sir.”
  • Aquarius: "At least my mom took me to NASCAR!"
  • Pisces: "Oh my god, he wants to be a ballerina? That's my fucking dream!"

Trevor having no reaction when Ian tells him his mother is bipolar and he has problems seeing her, except for “Oh cool, do you think she can hang out with us tonight? I’m gonna shower, think about it”

Ian expressing his concerns over his mother’s illness and Trevor replying with “I’ll still want to bang you”

Trevor defending Monica from Ian and telling Ian to “move on” without knowing anything about what she did and what Ian had to suffer his whole life

and some people still have the guts to say that Trevor is good for Ian??? Can someone explain it to me???