brace yourselves be is coming!!!

Asexual Ladybug, because all your faves are ace! Brace yourselves, Aro Chat Noir coming up next

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Shout out to all the teachers working today, grading and planning right through this federal holiday. And shout out to those of you taking it easy today. Y'all are brave. Brace yourselves, fellow teachers: tomorrow is coming.

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Some summary required


Our cannibal copes with the loss of his great love the same way men do.

He buys himself a big motorcycle.

But this is not a pleasure trip.

Hannibal is following his next victim; so he’s tired, hungry, thirsty and he doesn’t want to be annoyed.

Unfortunately, Dimmond doesn’t feel the same way. Among a few hundred people at the party, he spots exactly the cannibal in the room, and he goes boldly meet his destiny.

Dimmond is safe for now. Hannibal has his dinner to prepare.

Hannibal kills Fell and his wife to take their identities.

Hannibal and Bedelia are in Italy now. People are really rude and killable, so nothing new. But, let’s face it, the real problem is that Hannibal is upset because he can’t see Will.

And he won’t see Will for a very long time so brace yourselves, killings are coming.

Also Dimmond is in Italy.

Dimmond is invited for dinner, so Bedelia can meet him.

At one point, when it’s clear that Dimmond is aware of too many things about them, when it’s clear to Bedelia that it’s not that kind of party, when it’s clear that Dimmond doesn’t smell of dogs and cheap aftershave, when it’s clear that Hannibal is not amused anymore… And it’s Sunday…

Hannibal takes Dimmond to Palermo.

And arranges him like a heart for Will.


They found this note on the heart.

My Cute Little Ortolan, is your wound healed yet? How many more months does it take to come here? You’re taking your time… I’m bored. Nobody makes cannibal jokes here, nobody sends maniacs to kill me and there’s no one who makes puppy eyes like you do.

You’re mad at me, I know.

Is it because I said Winston smelled? I take it back.

Is it because I didn’t want to come to that kennel with you?

I frankly can’t think about other reasons behind your grudge.

I love you.

See you soon.



When winter comes…

  • You’ll hear no lions roar…
  • No stags grazing the fields…
  • No roses growing in the meadows…
  • No snakes in the sand…
  • The sun will cease to warm the land…
  • The krakens will freeze where they swim…
  • The flayed men will rot and wither…
  • No trouts swimming in the river and no falcons flying in the air…
  • Not even the dragons’ breath will warm you in your halls…

And the “Others” will turn man to wight…
Brace yourselves… Winter is coming.

And only the wolves will howl in the long night…

Friends, the time has come. Brace yourselves, for I am going in to Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights. All I know so far is that somebody pitched a remake of Dirty Dancing during the Cuban revolution (didn’t we all feel the lack of Fidel Castro in the original??) and I’m just taking a moment to salute the bold artistic vision that thought those two things ought to be put together on screen