boywonderp

ernesthemingay-deactivated20141  asked:

tell me about mattpeter meekins

  • when or if I started shipping it: saorund mid april??i think? ???about a month before school ended so
  • my thoughts: wOW jsut. wat a ship theyre so cute ic ant deal w them but seirously i jsut ???ugh matts gloomy personaltiy vs peters optimistic one while they btoh have a vigilante/hero core personaility iT JSUT.  ITS A VERY GOOD CONTRAST.  ITS SO GOOD,  UGH.  MATTPETER
  • What makes me happy about them: THEYRE JSTU??REALLY CUTE??TI DONT KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM MAKES ME HAPPY.  AMTTPETER IS HAPPINESS.  aND THAT IN CANON THEYRE SUCH GOOD BUDDIES?THEYRE JSUT.  WOW.  BROS. or at least used to be 
  • What makes me sad about them: that in every situation my head  runs through w them the y end up doomed like wow one of them dies or wow pete r goes and dingles his dangle with anoyher person for some reason or another and ITS JSUT.  ITS ALWAYS DOOMED.  also that they dont know each others identities anymore in canon  im jsut?? PETER.  UR LAME. UR DEALS W MEPHISTO.  ALME.
  • things done in fanfic that annoys me: there. .. isnt ebnoguh fanfic for them to tell so just a blanket statement of pETER ISNT A WOOBIE HE IS  more than a WOOB
  • things I look for in fanfic: well characterized???development? ??cute???A fic???in characteR??bles ur fic clarissa.  bles them.
  • Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: matt and kirsten or felicia (????) peter and mj or felicia or johnny wow
  • My happily ever after for them: jUST RLY DUMB DOMESTIC STUFF LIKE TIE FIXING AND OUT THE DOOR SMOOCHES AND IM JSTU. IM DONE W U MATTPETPER IM GONNA DIE UR SO KAWIAI. THEY LIVE IN A JOHNYNLESS EXISTENC E 
  • who is the big spoon/little spoon: peter has a rly rly rlylrylr bad habit of being. ..superclingy but only afte r he falls asleep so matt’ll be the big spoon an d cuddles but in the middle fo the night peterll crawl over him whiletheyre both still asleep mostly and latch on.  its too late matt uve been hooked by the spiderpus and hes not letting go
  • what is their favorite non-sexual activity: probabyl crime fighting??ish???teamups are good and its…relaxing ish sometimes.  but aside from that jsut couch cuddles and pickign otu terrible ties and ugly sweaters and then coming home and “listen to what this kid wrote on his test” and “how can they expect me to defend this guy when hes missing i mean come on” jsut.  dumb cutes.  big homogays.  dumb dumb dumb

ernesthemingay-deactivated20141  asked:

i hate to bother you, but where did you order those boots? I tried to reverse image search, and only got tumblr posts that were unsourced

Ask and you shall receive.

I don’t know how great the quality’s going to be, but I saw the pair I ordered on YesStyle for–well, a lot–first and then eBay, where I got mine (I guess I’ll let you know if they’re good!). The seller I got mine from is sold out, but a quick search led me to these.

Also found a lot of these, these, and these.

Though if you want to make your own shoe wings and save some money, there’s this tutorial that’s been floating around! I actually would have adapted this to laceless boots, but the ones I ordered were really affordable at the time and I might need to replace my boots anyway. They’re worn pretty thin.

25 Days of Christmas Fic - Day 11: Eggnog

“N-No, no, Jen… you don’t understand,” Janet slurred, her sixth cup of eggnog clutched tightly in her hand as she leaned against her friend. “If I had–if I had your confidence, I would….. I would sleep with everyone.”

Jen raised a brow at the obviously smashed Janet Van Dyne. She was on her own fifth or sixth cup of eggnog, but it wasn’t affecting her nearly as fast as it was affecting Jan. 

“Everyone? Like, all of the Avengers?”

“Hell yes!” Janet giggled. “All of them. Every….single….one.” With each word she prodded Jen in the chest. Then she gave a heavy, sorrowful sigh and sagged against Jen’s arm.

“But I can’t.”

“Because Hank?”

“Yeah,” Janet pouted. “Cuz that’d.. that’d be cheating.”

Jen took a sip of her eggnog. “Then why don’t you ask him about having a threesome? That way it wouldn’t be cheating." 

Janet looked up at Jen, her eyes wide as dinner plates, as though Jen had just taught her the secret to the universe.

"Omigod,” she breathed. “Omigod. I could!!” With a squeal, she ran off , heading toward the other side of the room, where Hank was in the middle of a conversation with Tony. 

Jen watched and knew that Janet had shared her idea with Hank when she saw his face drain of color and his eyes nearly pop out of his sockets. She nearly bent double with laughter, and it took her a good two minutes to recover. For the rest of the party, she made sure to glance in Hank’s direction every so often, and she burst into a new round of giggling when she saw that he still had yet to recover. 

What made it even better was that, if what Janet had told her was true, he would probably come around to the idea sooner or later.

boywonderp replied to your post: man theres so many people lately doing homestuck…

i would like 2 request a redraw of this panel

oh wOOPS im guessing there was a picture reply to this as well?? u gonna have to resend it bc fucking spider-man notifications buried eVERYTHING ELSE once again and it wont show more than one reply for each blog yep

misterbombastic replied to your postman theres so many people lately doing homestuck…

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wow u went straight for the kill thATLL BE FUN also challenging note2self: do that tomorrow

 fuckin joel replied to your postman theres so many people lately doing homestuck…

nick fury proclaiming himself as god

one of those isntances where i cant tell if youre being serious or not but ima do it anyway why not right

ernesthemingay-deactivated20141  asked:

i had a dream where i was spider-man once, and i smoked pot in my room (as spider-man in my dream)

That is literally the best omg I started laughing so hard. Obvious things to do as Spiderman yes.

I definitely remember having that I was a superhero and I teamed up with Daredevil (wow shocker I know) but we literally did nothing but eat tacos on the roof of a building. Productive superheroes. 

P sure I had a suit kinda like Black Cat/Catwoman lmao