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Out of context Vinesauce Joel: Vietnamese Crystal edition
  • ”Mom if you’re talking about fucking yourself with a crucifix, I do not approve.”
  • “This game just got deep. I mean beyond the existential crisis of ‘bag fuck’.”
  • “See? Winners do use drugs.”
  • “I ain’t fucking no microwaves.”
  • “In this store, you can buy greasy- soda- powers!”
  • “Hee hee, motherfucker.”
  • “End all wars! Just go have some fucking deep-fried chicken.”
  • “Any man, or anything that doesn’t like pizza is probably a skeleton in disguise wanting to eat my eyesockets.”
  • “I found my ass.”
  • “One Direction is pretty sad. They’re just kids puppetated by big money people.”
  • “You have killer machines, go train and go make them kill people.”
  • “If you can’t differentiate between burning alive or drowning, then you’re shit outta luck, pal.”
  • “Thank God I didn’t say ‘celery’.”
  • “This is a phonetic stroke.”
  • “We’re going cougar hunting tonight.”
  • “What gender is Satan?”
  • “Is he talking about giving a lighter a blowjob?”
  • “Holy shit I just realized; I’m Gabe Newell!”
  • “I guess he fucked me real quick.”
  • “Isn’t Estonia where all the cocaine comes from?”
  • “Stop milking me, man.”
  • “So when we last left off, we killed a tree.”
  • “Well I do like to fuck robots.”
  • “It’s like, ‘we’re fucked. Let’s all sing and hold hands as we die’.”
  • “I don’t give a shit about your fucking cameltoe, fuck off!”
  • “I like to fuck my Pokémon.”
  • “I wish I had fuckin’ evolved pants!”
  • “Oh my God, look at that man-meat.”
  • “The ultimate in Pokémon training: Crab-mon! Kingler go fuck yourself!”
  • “I got huge balls too but you don’t call me Santa Claus.”
  • “That’s kinky, but alright.”
  • “Nine-year-old catches God - more at 11.”
  • “You know what I’m trying to say here? I’m trying to say that Jigglypuff is the devil.”
  • “I’m licking balls here, man.”
  • “’HEEEY YOU FRENCH FUUCKS!!’”
  • “He hates me so bad he becomes Iron Man.”
  • “Sin to win.”
  • “I think I got married.”
  • “The most metal birthday present of all! NOOOTTHIIIIINNNGG!!”
  • “It’s like Jeopardy, but you put your dick in a toaster.”
  • “Don’t get trapped or you’ll be sucked to death.”
  • “So Wesley Snipes has joined our party and I’m killing elephants.”
  • “Eat my German soup.”
  • “’I, too, was dipped in a vile of acid as a child, and now I am here to claim my SKIIINNNN’!”
  • “We’re all dying anyway; have some fun.”
  • “Welcome to bootlegs, now you will suffer.”
  • “Get it in! Get it in! Get it in!”
  • “Jesus is already cursed with the sin of man.”
  • “Ah that’s right, good old Barney the Dinosaur.”
  • “I think I’m gonna have a baby.”
  • “Macaroni macaroni give me the Toblerone.”
  • “I guess if I was human cocaine, y’know, sniff me up, boys.”
  • “If I had two I’d have gonads.”
  • “You guys wanna do some sexy science tonight?”
  • “He’s like a human duck.”
  • “As soon as dick-to-puss action happens in this great furry-pile, within minutes, our ATM machines in town will just spew money.”
  • “A beautiful oil canvas of shitting dick-nipples.”
  • “Injection drug. Now we’re talking.”
  • “Dude, he had bees and he said ‘pain’.”
  • “I’m Jesus now.”