boys you do not want to date

Dating Youngjae Would Include:

Anonymous said: Hi, can you(🍪) also do Youngjae for the dating thing? Thank you!!

Originally posted by yjarssunshine

  • Y’all he’d be so shy at first
  • And most likely make everything awkward
  • But the cute kind of awkward
  • Ya know what I’m saying?
  • My boy would blush and shit
  • Like a lot
  • And then casually try to cover his cheeks not wanting you to see that he was blushing
  • During your first kiss he’d most likely smile, breaking the kiss
  • And he’d just say quietly
  • “Sorry.. It’s just, I’ve been waiting for this to happen for so long..”
  • Which in his head would sound so cute
  • But when he got home and thought about it again
  • He would mentally slap himself not believing how cringey he sounded.
  • I can assure you,
  • He’d be the most sweet and caring boyfriend ever
  • Taking care of you when you’re sick by attempting to cook you soup
  • Would force you into taking your medication even if you didn’t want to cause it tasted horrible
  • He would most likely wrap you around 18382819382 blankets to make sure you were warm
  • Cause let’s be honest,
  • He wouldn’t want to cuddle you at your condition
  • Tbh, he’d take care of in general
  • Constantly texting you or calling you when he was away to make sure you were okay
  • Dates at the park
  • Ft. Coco
  • He’d most likely have a million photos of you playing with coco because cute..
  • No horror movie marathons though..
  • That shit’s scary
  • Sorry girlfriend he ain’t about that life
  • He’d be very possessive over you
  • He’d hold your hand 24/7
  • Just to make sure every guy walking past you two knew you were taken
  • He’d get jealous if you got close and spent time with other members
  • And you would most likely have to assure him nothing was going on between the member and you

~Admin Vanillakookie🍪

anonymous asked:

Harry being grabbed at his concert made me cringe. Really people? I did want to ask, do you think the way the boys are marketed have a hand in this? I know 1DHQ does push the sex angle a lot and push boundaries with dating, life and low key sex questions and it bothers me how objectified they are to begin with. So with the way they're presented could that somehow make people think behavior like that is okay? Despite it being wrong on so many levels.

Of course. I 100% blame 1DHQ. I will never forgive them for LAX.
And there are NUMEROUS mentally unstable people in this fandom, assholes that have no boundaries (there are certifiable stalkers that zoom in on balconies, think posting receipts to out their supposed faves is appropriate, have personal addresses of the boys and their loveds ones, go to their homes, etc) and instead of slapping these insane people with restraining orders, UAs and these perverts/deviants are GIVEN the flight info of the boys, allowed close enough to take pics and allowed at meet and greets. I have explicitly stated that giving out a few VERY PUBLIC restraining orders will make all the freaks fall in line real quick. I hope this incident makes Harry have a solid line of security and keep these gross fans far from the stage. If people can’t act like decent humans and remember these boys are humans, not playthings, then let them deal with the consequences. And if that deprives the decent among us of the boys, so be it. Their safety is more important than anything this bullshit fandom thinks they are “owed”.

anonymous asked:

Same about the guys not wanting to date! Me (18) and this guy (20) have become good friends, were fwb for a short while and then he disappeared. Low ad behold he comes crawling back n basically admits he loves me but still doesnt wanna commit until "hes on his own" like bruh you dont need to buy a house with me to be in a relationship like im not fucking you just to be tossed when you do commit to someone else smh

omg…. i know… like somewhere along the line boys started thinking a relationship = marriage. we’re not signing a fucking contract like i’m not asking you for our bodies to be laid to rest next to each other to be together for eternity like !!!! Just be my boyfriend nbd !!!!

anonymous asked:

hi! do you ship anything in voltron? (i know this is a scary q w/ the fandom so i understand if you don't wanna answer lol)

Hm I don’t have any strong gravitation toward any of the ships in voltron yet. In the meantime, I’m just waiting for that lgbt rep I’ve been promised and for everyone to get therapy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married

top 10 phan moments that make me wanna rip my heart out

yeah, just ten moments among hundreds, let it be part one or something. tell me what i’ve missed because i want more suffering in my life.

10) mind control.

i mean, i appreciate the subtlety. i crave those tiny moments that you only notice when someone points them out to you. but this! you can’t miss this one, this moment is shoved down our throats. this is so “i’m allowed to do that to you, to be in your personal space, and gaze into your eyes for no reason, just because i want to”. and phil’s face in that moment, so much joy and mischief, he claps his hands and gazes back.

9) chest touch.

drama queen howell strikes again, it hurts to rewatch it srsly, why is he so extra? but what is phil doing ladies and gents? he slaps his chest in the weirdest way possible, he brushes it, it’s like he wants to shove him but reassuringly and the movement happens so fast you have to pause for a second to comprehend it. that sweet gentle boy is so fond of dan’s unnecessary commentary and yeah, it completely distracts us from what dan is saying at that moment.

8) feel my heartbeat.

was that necessary, really? like, i don’t ask my friends to feel my heartbeat when i’m scared, that was such a “horror movie at first date” bullshit, that’s not what people do?? and when dan does feel that beautiful hummingbird heart, phil just covers his hand with his own palm because yes, you gotta feel it very close, no air between your hand and my chest. dan immediately looks into the camera to show us that yeah, i know you’re there, nothing strange, and makes a comment about phil dying. wow.

7) phil the delivery man.

i don’t know what to say. it’s so simple but why does phil have to make such an act of bringing dan his charger, why does he talk in that stupid voice?? they have a banter, and then phil FIXES DAN’S CHARGER FOR HIM, like what?? who asked you to do that? where’s my IT guy au (literally, he’s got glasses, look at him). and before he leaves he plays the piano that nerd, what an attention seeker, and then bows!! is he tipsy? did he have a pre-liveshow orgasm or something? dan laughs fondly and it’s all i need in the world.

6) child beer.

what’s happening and does it even matter. phil’s hiding on the floor, but why? to surprise us? eh whatever. so he’s got that magical japanese powdery stuff and he wants dan to taste it. the biggest problem for me here, ahem, i mean the thing that just kills me every time is that phil spends the whole time (eight minutes) on his knees and he looks so cute when he makes that beer, holds it close to the camera, and then lets the foam sit so dan can have the ultimate child beer experience.

it reminds me of that hot chocolate video, where he does something so trivial but he’s so gentle and loving about it. i still don’t understand why they didn’t do a simple taste test like bros, but phil had to make it for dan, he wanted to see his reaction. and then he tries it as well, touches the glass rim with his lips at the same place where dan’s mouth just was (gross).

and i just can’t ignore how that boy sneaks past dan’s room after that, he’s playful, he stops to say that he googled something and dan was wrong, and domesticity, i wanna die.

5) sleeping phil on tour.

i kinda wanna talk about the angle here because i don’t understand how it was filmed (camera is pretty static, dan’s hand reaches from the side, not behind), but i don’t know if it matters here. what matters is how gentle dan is. of course, he starts with classic nose tickling, which is what “messing with a sleeping friend” usually implies, but then he frees one strand of phil’s hair and just lets it fall. wow, fantastic prank, dan.

and let’s separately discuss that pout/kiss phil does after he opens his eyes. i know you want a slow mo replay, so here we go:

that’s what i call “im gonna stay asleep but i love you”. where’s the nearest cliff so i can fling myself into abyss?

4) the look.

context what context. why did they keep it? why did they put it on fullscreen instead of hiding in the corner? two full-length looks dan, really?? you know what he looks like, why do you have to examine him like that in front of us you slut. and it just passes, without acknowledgment, they just turn back at us simultaneously and I’M STILL DEAD at that moment, i don’t care what happens next.

3) snoot. proot. (i just filmed you doing that)

i don’t even care what it was. something about piano sounds or whatever, but this video haunts me. THERE’S SO MUCH TO IT. first, phil is lying on dan’s bed (at least in the official version it’s dan’s, not mutual), just chilling?? and dan’s working i guess. so they are not actually doing something together but it’s a cozy evening, why would they spend it in different rooms? dan says something, idk, and phil replies “yeah” in that deep voice I SWEAR i haven’t heard from him before. dan makes the sounds again, like can you believe he’s an actual dork in real life, it’s not an act, he’s actually the weirdest boy alive, and he so obviously doesn’t know he’s being filmed. because when phil says “i just filmed you doing that you’re so weird”, he’s so delighted, he laughs at himself, he turns around, his hair is pushed back omg they are both so sleepy and i rejoice. i think this video gives us a rare but fantastic insight in their everyday life, phil must be keeping so much silly videos like that on his google drive and we never get to see them BUT SOMEHOW he posts this one, probably because dan is cute and he wants everyone to know it.

2) you loved it. you wanna do it more.

so, yes. you know this one. where do i even begin?? they play this dragon quiz and then 1) phil says “you loved it” in the strangest voice, like the voice we never hear from him, it’s deeper and quieter, he looks at dan even though dan’s not looking back; 2) dan is looking down as if he’s fiddling with an ipad or something, it’s almost a bts moment, something they would usually edit out. AND THEN THREE SECONDS OF SILENCE while dan kinda processes what’s going on and phil still looks at him expectantly. seductive as fuck. and now this quiet “alright”, i’m just… dan looks like he’s gotten the hint, so he’s a little embarrassed and they share the softest laugh. 

the thing is, we know how often phil makes sexual innuendos and dan always reacts the same way: he looks into the camera, he throws a witty comment in, he puts it on display to show us that there’s no intimacy in that moment. but not this time. i don’t understand why they didn’t edit it out. i just… don’t.

1) pantless liveshow
this is the ultimate. this is the weirdest and the most awesome thing these two gave me and i’m not even sure what can top that. the moment when phil decides to grab the humidifier and show us, he looks at the screen, says “one second” and stands up very awkwardly while dan turns the laptop away from him and makes the weirdest “how you doing” face. 

WHAT THE FUCK. did they think we were so used to them weirdos that we wouldn’t even notice that shit? but fuck, they do it again, they want to show us the spray and dan goes “should i go get it? you have to do phil’s corner”. like, i can’t function, i honestly can’t. AND THE WORST PART is when dan returns and we can see him covering his legs with a blanket just too fast like it’s not that cold boy come on.

i have no explanation and i have every explanation. i don’t deserve all this suffering.

remember when kaz brekker told inej ghafa he refused to be the one to mark her body after everything she had been through?? because i sure do. the tattoo was mandatory for everyone in the dregs except her bc self-proclaimed monster kaz brekker had the decency to respect her past trauma & he didnt want her to feel like anyone owned her. and the first thing he did after purchasing her indenture was get her proper clothes?? and a knife??? lbr when will your fave ever

pidge who lowkey really wants to go to prom but she doesn’t want to go alone so she decides just to get over it, except then lance, hunk, and keith find out and decide to all be her dates

they split the cost of her ticket and then help her shop for a dress and do her hair and makeup

pidge ends up having three different colored corsages, and not to mention the best prom pictures ever

the boys take turns dancing with her, spinning her around the room and tossing her in the air, and it’s the best night of her life

i. he won’t stay. the boy who tastes of cigarettes and whiskey won’t love you. he will take your heart and he will take her heart and he will leave you both shattered on the floor. the boy with long eyelashes and chapped lips will not love you. he will trip backwards upstairs trying to impress you and he will give you promises of strawberry ice cream and hand-woven dreamcatchers and true love and he will break all of them. he will not love you.

ii. he won’t stay. the boy with the bright hair and loud voice won’t love you. he will terrify you, arriving like a hurricanesweeping you up, tossing you around and he will call it love. he will write lovely words that will fill your heart, but his words will not be for you. the boy with soft sweaters and warm hands will not love you. he will tell you beautiful, honey-coated lies and he will make winter feel like summer and on Christmas, he will leave you for another in a town 300 miles away. he will not love you.

iii. you won’t stay. the boy with a sweet smile and gentle words will love you. he will hold your hand and he will hold your body, but he will not hold your heart. he will introduce you to his family and his friends and tell you his story and he will plan for the future. the boy with summer eyes and wild ideas will love you. he will give you first dates and chocolates and flowers and he will teach you to dance, slowly and softly, and he will give you the world you do not want. you will not love him.

iv. you will want to stay. the boy with dimples and never-ending eyes will try to love you. he will not make promises, he will not give you flowery words, but he will give you laughter and a warmth unlike any other. he will slowly fill you, he will take over your thoughts and he will teach you about God and you will meet his brother and he will tell his sister about you. the boy with sun-kissed skin and a blazing soul will try to love you. he will ask to read your poems and you will give him your art and he will meet your friends and give you a nickname and he will try. he will try. you will ruin his love.

-titled, “how to become your demons” by e.b.

Entertain me!

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?

Riordanverse Characters As Things I’ve Seen/Heard/Said at Work

Grover: That guy who opened his wallet and a bunch of sticks came out

Percy: “If I get hit by a car in the parking lot, will I still get paid?”

Annabeth: “Get back here you Danny Devito looking motherfucker”

Frank: “Have a good boy”

Hazel: That lady who had two alpacas in her pickup truck

Leo: “If you use too much cleaner in the oven it can blow up.” ‘Ok, but how much is that…hypothetically speaking”

Jason: “How many times do I have to get hit in the head before I don’t have to come to work anymore?”

Piper: That delivery person who always asks if they are looking sexy

Nico: *buys his boyfriend a coffee* “wow, cheap first date”

Reyna: “Are you bleeding?” “Yes, but I’m wearing two pairs of gloves so it’s okay.”

Will:”Do you want your receipt?” “No thanks, I can’t read.”

Magnus: That guy who came in at 10:30 at night completely sober without a shirt and only wearing 1 shoe

Samirah:  “If I take a dime out of the leave-a-penny-take-a-penny, does that make me an asshole?” “Yes”

Alex: “Your total is $4.20.” “420?” *whispers* “the weed number”

Hearthstone: I need to wear this jacket at all times…for the aesthetic, Gary.

Blitzen: Those group of guys dressed in neon and drove a group of bright, rainbow jeeps. Referred to as the Brigayde. 

Carter: “Maybe you should do your job better.” “Maybe you should mind your business.”

Sadie:  That person who always wears a unicorn onesie and only comes in after 10 pm. 

Zia: “I am not a white girl. I don’t drink. I have standards”

Walt: “Shrek is my spirit animal”

Apollo: That person who threatened to call the news on us because we wouldn’t give them a discount on gas

Meg: “Please don’t kill moths. Their lives mean more to me than yours”

Calypso: *chugs an entire 16 oz Red Bull in one sitting* “God is dead”

richie: this date is boring

eddie: this isn’t a date. i said i was going to the store

richie: then why did you invite me?

eddie: i didn’t. i specifically said “don’t come with me” then you said “fuck you eddie i’ll do whatever i want!”

bts // you calling them daddy for the first time

JIN

 he would be kissing your neck, your jaw, your collarbones, your shoulder, everywhere. his hands would be playing with the hem of your shirt, preparing to take it off. every place he kissed had you whimpering underneath him, you just wanted him to be inside of you.

“please hurry daddy, i need you so bad.” you whinned, bucking your hips up into his boner. the nickname you had just given him made his eyes wide. he pulled back from kissing your neck only to smash his lips onto yours.

“i think i really like that nickname jagi.” he growls lowly, finally taking off the rest of your clothes and making you moan the new name all night.

Originally posted by whitetvlips

YOONGI

 as soon as you guys started dating, he made sure you knew that he liked being called daddy. you weren’t sure how you felt about calling him that in bed, so the first few times you did fuck you didn’t call him by it. 

  one night he was pounding into you mercilessly. sweat was dripping off the both of you. both of your hair sticking to your foreheads. moans were coming out of your mouth every few moments. he was making you feel so fucking good.

“mmh daddy.” you moaned out loudly, almost screaming. 

  his ears perked up, a smirk growing on his face. he stopped inside of you  momentarily, happy that you finally called him that.

“i’ve been waiting for you to call me that baby for a while now.” he quickly said before pounding out into 10x faster than he was before. from then on, you always called him the nickname. 

Originally posted by mllestardust

HOSEOK

 it first started as a joke you had made a few times around him. you noticed that as soon as you said it, he would tense up, but still laugh. 

  one day, while you were making dinner, hoseok came home from practice a bit early. he came up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist, nuzzling his head into your shoulder. 

“oh hey daddy.” you joked, continuing to stir the meal that was in the pot. you expected hoseok to laugh, but this time he didn’t. he pushed his hips into your ass, making you feel his hard cock. “hose-” you were cut off by him turning you around and pushing you into the wall, making you drop the spoon you were stirring with.  

“i really like that name jagiya, you should call me it all night tonight.” hoseok said into your ear before kissing all the way down your neck, making sure to get all of your sensitive spots. 

Originally posted by mysourceofhoseok

NAMJOON

 before you even started dating, you were a fan of bts. being a fan made you know that namjoon was 100% into being called daddy and you were too. so, the first time you guys had sex he didn’t even have to say anything, you just moaned out to him.

“ahh daddy.” “daddy please go faster.” daddy don’t stop, you feel so good.” 

“you dirty, naughty girl.” he would chuckle, making all the hairs stand on your body before drilling into you at a even faster pace he was going before. 

Originally posted by simondismydaddy

JIMINIE

 when you and jimin had sex, it was the best thing ever, literally. he would always be the submissive, which you enjoyed, but you wanted to switch things up at times.

“daddy, are you going to fill me up really good tonight?” you would purr into his ear. his cock would twitch in his pants, loving the sound of the name. something in him completely switching. 

“oh baby girl, you know i will.” he smirked and pulled you into his body, grinding his hips into yours. “i will have you shaking underneath me.” 

Originally posted by amsimaria

TAEHYUNG

 it would happen the night when he got jealous. you were at the dorm with him and boys, watching a movie. all of the boys would be trying to talk to you, basically flirting, knowng that it gets taehyung mad. taehyung was fine with them, knowing what they were doing, but finally lost it when hoseok put his hand on your upper thigh. taehyung immediately grabbed you, dragging you to his room. 

“tae what are you do-” you would be cut off by him kissing you roughly, pushing you onto his bed.

“call me daddy tonight, alright kitten?” he asked as he briskly pulled your shirt and shorts off. 

“okay daddy, anything for you.” you responded, loving how dominate he was being.

“i want you to be really loud, make the boys know who owns you.”

Originally posted by infiresgirl

JUNGKOOK

you had always been into calling your partner daddy. something about it just made your knees weak and your panties soaked. when you started dating jungkook you had read a few things saying how he wasn’t really into being called daddy and what not. knowing this made you kind of upset, but you still liked him a lot. you stayed clear of not mentioning it to him or anything, not wanting to scare him away. but when it accidently slipped when you were having sex, you didn’t know what would happen.

“mmh daddy.” realizing what you said, you shot your eyes wide open, meeting the same exact expression on jungkooks.

“what did you just call me baby girl?” he asked, his expression fading into a slight smirk and a cocked eyebrow.

“uh. daddy.”

“mmh daddy likes the sound of that.” he groaned and then began to grind into you as hard as he could, making you the happiest you could ever be with your sex life. 

Originally posted by toxicpurplelove

❀ masterlist ❀

➺ Bold - Triggering/Mature Content

❀ Series ❀

➺ Not even a choice [PT 1] [PT 2] [PT 3] [PT 4] [PT 5 FINAL]

➺ Skinny Love *collab w/ @pancakpop* [PT 1] [PT 2]

 Forbidden Love [PT 1] [PT 2] 

❀ Imagines ❀

 Surprises (KNJ)

Let me love you (JJK)

➺  Softball Player (BTS)

➺  Sex Before Marriage (PJM)

➺  That Girl (MYG)

 Marriage Isn’t Everything (KTH)

❀ Moodboards ❀

➺  Summer x Yoongi

➺  Prince Jimin

➺  Pink x Hoseok

➺  Purple x Namjoon *namjoon day special*

➺  Brown x Jin

  Red Neon x Jungkook

Late nights x Taehyung

Dancing x Jimin

 Black/White x Jimin *jimin day special*

 Pink x Jungkook

 Grunge Yoongi

 Black/Mint x Yoongi

 Nap time with Yoongi

❀ Icon & Edits ❀

 BTS Icons

 Simple MinJoon Icons

❀ Blurbs ❀

 Hoseok as a boyfriend

 Single dad!Jungkook

 Jin as a boyfriend

 Jungkook as a boyfriend

❀ BTS Reactions ❀

➺  BTS reaction to you being a hardcore gamer and anime fan

BTS reaction to their s/o writing a song

BTS reaction to you being silly and clingy when sleepy

➺  BTS reaction to their s/o having a hoarse voice when sick

BTS reaction to another member being close to their pregnant wife

 BTS reaction to finding out you are rich

BTS reaction to finding their s/o’s blog/youtube channel

BTS reaction to you being jealous of their makeup stylist

BTS reaction to you accidentally turning them on

BTS reaction to you back-hugging them sleepily

BTS reaction to finding their pregnant wife dancing

➺ BTS reaction to you never going out

BTS reaction to their s/o having a big port wine stain

BTS reaction to another MC saying something bad about their s/o

BTS reaction to their s/o being embarrassed to receive skinship

BTS reaction to meeting your parents for the first time

BTS reaction to their s/o fainting on stage

BTS reaction to doing a kiss scene

BTS reaction to their s/o being physically disabled

BTS reaction to finding your ideal type

BTS reaction to you singing one of their songs

BTS reaction to their s/o’s acceptance speech

➺  BTS reaction to you attempting suicide

BTS reaction to finding out you’re bisexual

BTS reaction to you buying a goat

BTS reaction to a song written about their past relationship

➺ BTS reaction to becoming parents as a teenager

BTS reaction to you being a cuddly drunk

BTS reaction to their little sister doing scandalous things on sc

BTS reaction to finding a fanfiction of another member

BTS reaction to you coming out as asexual

BTS reaction to believing in aliens

BTS reaction to their s/o being a translator

➺  BTS reaction to their s/o pranking them

BTS reaction to a big age gap

BTS reaction to you writing a sentimental song

BTS reaction to a reality show with their child

BTS reaction to overhearing their crush crying

BTS reaction to their younger brother disrespecting them

BTS reaction to you finding them making pancakes in their boxers

BTS reaction to their s/o being a great choreographer

BTS reaction to an asthma attack

BTS reaction to fans not liking you because you act like Tae

BTS reaction to their s/o wanting to shave their stubble

BTS reaction to their s/o asking them to take their virginity

BTS reaction to their s/o’s comeback towards haters

BTS reaction to ‘50 shades of black’

BTS reaction to you being a backup dancer for another group

 BTS reaction to seeing you cry for the first time

 BTS reaction to you having menstrual pain

 BTS reaction to their little sister being in an idol group

  BTS reaction to finding you asleep while waiting for them

 BTS reaction to their s/o eating a king crab really fast

 BTS reaction to working with their one night stand

 BTS reaction to their sibling getting hurt

 BTS reaction to their S/O getting hurt when they’re on tour

 BTS reaction to you having a watercolor tattoo

 BTS reaction to you having a nightmare about them dying

❀ BTS Groupchats ❀

➺ Jimin comments on your Father’s Day post

 ➺  Hoseok, Namjoon, and Jungkook fight for your attention and find out you’re dating Yoongi

➺  The boys comfort you after finding out your boyfriend cheated

Finally meeting their foreign friend

➺  Confronting you about drinking and doing drugs

➺  Them being cute to make you happy after rejection

➺  Finding out you’re a top supermodel

➺  Worrying about their younger sister

➺  Collabing with BTS

➺  Bad puns

➺  They get jealous of you being a fan of INFINITE

➺  Poly relationship with Yoonmin

➺  They come to you about their insecurities

➺  They worry about you when you’re stressed and miss them

➺  You want cuddles and kisses

➺  You’re being followed so you text them

➺  Them finding out you’re pregnant from the hospital

➺  Poly relationship with Taekook

➺  The boys talk you out of suicide

➺  They find out you’ve been sneaking out to the studio to make music

➺  Your parents find out you’re in a poly relationship with Yoonseok

Asking Yoongi and Hoseok to be in a poly relationship

➺  Yoongi and Jimin confess to you 

➺  The boys wonder why you don’t audition for a company

➺  You break your leg and the boys worry about you

 Vkook gets jealous (poly relationship)

  They find your chibi drawings of Yoongi

They ask about you speaking Patois

 Confronting them about the ‘DNA’ teasers

 Questions

 You want attention

 Sibling!Jimin & you are tired of bangtan’s shit

❀ BTS Snapchats ❀

 ➺ Supportive snapchats from their S/O’s story

➺  Goodnight snapchats

➺  They miss you while on tour

 Study breaks

 College badboy!Hoseok

 Bf!Namjoon just wants to see you (smile) again

 College au! with Namjoon

 Snaps with bf!Yoongi

❀ Maknae/Hyung Line ❀

➺  Anxiety attacks [Maknae Line] [Hyung Line]

➺  Making them feel better about their looks [Hyung Line]

➺  You’re insecure about your weight [Hyung Line]

➺  Mental breakdown over your scars *Hyung Line* [Jung Hoseok/Kim Namjoon] [Min Yoongi/Kim Seokjin]

➺  Pregnant from a rape that happened while they were on tour *Hyung Line* [Jung Hoseok/Min Yoongi] [KIm Seokjin/Kim Namjoon]

➺  You get into a fight with them [Hyung Line] [Maknae Line] | Part Two [Hyung Line] [Maknae Line]

➺  You’re on your period and you ask them to get you things [Hyung Line] [Maknae Line]

❀ Kim Taehyung ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  Taking your bra on tour

➺  Confesses to stop you from going on blind date

➺  Taehyung is dating a black girl and she rants about anti-blackness in the kpop community

➺  The boys try to get you and Taehyung together

❀ Kim Namjoon ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  Jealous over Namjoon’s Tinashe lock screen

➺  Protective older brother

➺  Fluffy texts with Namjoon

➺  The boys try and get you and Namjoon together

➺  Best friend Namjoon confesses

❀ Kim Seokjin ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  Cupcake and chicken thieves

➺  Daily best friend texts

➺  Older brother Jin doesn’t approve of your relationship

➺  His way of implying it

➺  Jin gets jealous of Yoongi

 Comforting Jin

❀ Park Jimin ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  Outfit opinions

➺  Awkward Situations

➺  Fuckboy Jimin

“I’m sorry…”

 Thought-Provoking Texts

 “Happy Birthday Loser” *jimin day special*

 Jimin’s Just Really Disappointed *jimin day special*

❀ Jung Hoseok ❀ 

➺  Morning texts

➺  “Are you calling me a liar?”

➺  You getting a puppy instead of a bunny

➺  He makes you feel better when you are on your period

❀ Min Yoongi ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  “I sent those over a year ago”

➺  Yoongi lamely confesses in the wrong chat

➺  “I want…”

➺  Your dad finds weed in your room

➺  Yoongi acts cute to get your attention

➺  Yoongi gets jealous of Taehyung

➺  Yoongi having an Armenian girlfriend

 The boys get you and Yoongi together

❀ Jeon Jungkook ❀

➺  Morning texts

➺  You and only you

➺  Saying how much you love each other

➺  Acting cute to get your attention

➺  You try to set Jungkook up on a date, but he accidentally confesses [PT 2]

➺  The boys give Jungkook horrible advice

“BATMAN IS NEVER JEALOUS” - Bruce Wayne x Reader

#5. “Who the fuck is this guy!? “My brother….” “Sure! Sure he is!”

Here we go for jealous Bruce Wayne, because that’s what this prompt inspired me to write. Boom, hope you’ll like it I’m a bit unsure about this one, feedbacks are welcome : 

(My masterlist blog here : https://ella-ravenwood-archives.tumblr.com)

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Damian was a bit confused. Usually, on patrol, they would like…do things. Catch criminals. Stop bank robberies. Save widows and orphans.

Yes, Damian was utterly confused as to why tonight, his father and him were following…his mom. Not Talia. You. He never considered Talia his mother, he came to that realization the first time you made him hot cocoa and cookies after he had a rough day, and just…talked to him. Asked him how he was feeling. Just genuinely cared for him, something Talia Al’Ghul never did. 

She was his mother, but you were his mommy. 

And so, tonight, as he was jumping from a building to another, following you through the dark street of Gotham, he wasn’t really sure what was going on. 

Oh my God…Were you a criminal ? Was he going to loose you because his father was going to put you behind bars ? But he loves you ! How could he ? 

If it came to that, Damian decided that he would fight his dad, giving you enough time to escape. Yes. He would save you. There was no way he was letting his mommy go in prison, no matter what she did…

His father was talking to Dick about something happening in North Gotham. He then proceeded to call Tim to ask him to go to the docks join Jason because some big drug deal was going on…And once again, Damian wondered why they were tracking you instead of taking care of the real issues. 

He looked down in the street, you were at a small cafe, ordering a huge cup of coffee, that he knew was probably the blackest beverage ever. You liked it that way. But that’s it. You were getting coffee. Sure it was 10:30 pm but like, you couldn’t always just stay at the Manor right ? You’d be bored ! 

Besides, you were a writer, you often came to get coffee at night with your notebook, you always said it brought you lots of inspiration (he loved your stories, and was your number one beta reader). 

It wasn’t an unusual thing for you to be out, getting coffee (even if Gotham was dangerous at night, you knew how to defend yourself thanks to your Husband’s training, and besides, one of your sons kinda always had an eye on you anyway…just to be sure), so again, why were they here ? Why weren’t they on the docks, with Tim and Jason, to fight some real criminals ? 

Bruce refused to let Damian patrol alone so far, which is why he was with him, but usually, he’d explain what was going on you know ? Not able to contain himself anymore, Damian asked : 

-Father…why are we spying on mom ? 

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Do you ever have a crush on a band member but like in a friend way? Like ‘i don’t wanna kiss your face but I wanna friend the hell out of you’ or 'i dont want you to take me on a date but id like you to mentor me in life and take me on adventures’

POT Dating Tips

1. Always confirm the same day that you guys are meeting. These men have crazy schedules and they can cancel on you same day, best to know before you do your hair & makeup. 

2. Never drive or uber a long distance to meet them. They should offer to come to you and if they don’t they should offer to uber you. I always get ubered to my dates, I never give them my real address obviously but somewhere close that I could walk or a place I could drive to and leave my car. Driving or ubering a far distance because he said he would reimburse you isn’t worth the risk. These men ain’t shit! they will lie to you. Don’t risk being out of gas or money, never worth it. 

3. Always vet them before you meet them, nothing worse than going on POT date to find out he wants to pay you 200 per meeting. ASk questions nothing to invasive but just enough to see if can meet your needs. If you want monthly allowances make sure he’s open to that. IF he wants to do per meet to start, discuss how much. You can obviously negotiate a better price in person, but make sure you guys are in the same range $$$.  Don't’ waste your hair/makeup and a cute outfit on a fuck boy who thinks he’s a sugar daddy. NEVER go on the POT with someone who gives you weird vibes, I mean if he’s weird over the phone he probably won’t be better in person, nothing is worth your safety. 

4. Be cute but comfortable, Opt for the heels that are more comfortable over the ones that may look better with the outfit.  Nothing worst than being out and having your feet hurt the entire time. 

5. Be sexy and alluring without showing too much. I have big boobs so no matter what I wear their gonna show, but I always wear dresses that aren’t  too tight or show that much cleavage. He may want to take you to social events with his colleagues or friends, you don’t want to show up on your first encounter with your boobs out or a dress that barely covers your ass. You want to give off a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets vibe. You don’t have to spend much to look great, Forever 21 or Zara has great dress options that are affordable. Macy’s always has in store sales on shoes ( Got a couple of heels from there), DSW also. A little black dress with some cute heels and some simple accessories can go a long way, ladies. For new sugars, you can spend under 100 bucks buy a cute outfit that you can re-wear to multiple POT dates. Ball on a budget until you can get him to take you, to Saks ;)

6. Knowledge is key! reading book  Ho Tactics and the art of seduction has really stepped my sugar skills up. Body language and confidence is everything! This may sound silly but I practice my faces in the mirror so I can get an idea of what I’m looking like when I say certain things, also what angles i look best in so I know how to tilt my head or smile. You have to mindfuck these to give you everything you want but never had. I always give eye contact it shows that you are really engaged it also turns guys on. I always order martinis or wine because of the way the glass fit in your hand. Eating a  olive off a  toothpick while eye fucking a guy will drive him crazy. Always ask follow up questions, whens he’s going on and on about his job or life, in general, show that your interested make comments be engaging. Also, brush up on current events, I use the SKIMM to help keep me up to date on current events. Be pretty but also cultured.

7. Always choose a high-end restaurant in your area. I usually yelp and look for restaurants with $$$ that has the best reviews, I legit have been to areas in D.C that I wouldn’t have been able to afford or even heard of. Set your standards high and don’t lower them. Don’t ever go out with a guy who thinks going to some cheap chain restaurant is acceptable. Like your makeup shouldn’t cost more than the menu. Gain knowledge on the nicest spots in your area, if he wants to take you somewhere lower end that’s the easiest way to spot a Splenda. If it doesn’t go anywhere at least you got to go to a nice ass restaurant, ate some good ass food, and drank some wine that cost as much your textbooks. Still a win. 

8. If you’re meeting for a quick date such as Starbucks ( which I don’t even recommend, they give me Splenda vibes)  make sure you choose a time when it’s not too pack. You don’t want to walk into a packed Starbucks with the line to door and no seats for your first date it sets an awkward tone. You want to be in a quiet setting where you can discuss the arrangement privately, without random people walking by every minute.  Choose a time after lunch, or later in the evening. 

9.Safety First! Never give out private information, give out fake email address, phone numbers, etc. The only thing I’m truthful about is that I’m a student and my age. Never get into a POT car, or go back to his place. I also send my friends my location so they know where I’m at all times. Also download a safety app, very useful. If a guy gives you weird vibe excuse yourself to the bathroom and call a uber, try to find a different exit and leave his ass. Never meet up in a sketchy area or place. Make sure the place is public and that it is quiet but moderately packed. Never meet up too late in the night, and don't’ over a drink. Overdrinking puts you in a bad head space which can lead to a bad situation that could be unsafe. I have no more than 3 cocktails on date depending on the time we are together. These sites are filled with psychos, be careful !. 

10. Last but not least Never give up the pussy until you get yours. Things happen maybe you drank too much, or he was really cute so the chemistry was there but it is never a good idea to sleep with POT before the arrangement has been hashed out.  This is not normal dating and he is not your bf. Unless he’s paying your bills, tuition, rent or aiding your makeup addiction why does he deserve pussy???? Always get your first, these men will fuck and dip out never to be seen again. GIving him quick access will not get your bills paid sis, don’t do it. Before you think about giving him some think about your rent that’s about to be due, the tuition you still have to pay, that car payment, or Rihanna new makeup line that’s about to drop.  Pussy is power use it wisely!

Feel free to add on ladies. Pusssy is power, let’s encourage each other and help each other to mindfuck these men! #TeamVagina

Prompt: Date Night!

It’s Fanfic Sunday! (Monday whoops, ran a little late because I got carried away with the writing) Prompt is Formal Event + aquarium date, suggested by an anon and the discord chat! <3 Thank you so much and I hope you enjoy the read! Will try to do the other prompts next time! Read it under read more!

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Bygones of the Sun | 02 (M)

Originally posted by hobismole

Genre: Angst/fluff/(future)smut || dance captain!hoseok, bad boy!au, uni!au

Pairing: Reader x Hoseok

Length: 5.0k

Summary: Jung Hoseok was once the sweetheart of the school, the dance captain whom every girl, including you, can’t help but fall head over heels for. But like the force of the ever-glowing sun, everything that rises must also set. A year of inactivity later and he’s now the school’s resident bad boy. You’re a firm believer of allowing the past be the past, and yet you can’t help but wonder where the risen sun has gone into hiding—because perhaps its shadows have out-shined its own radiance.

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A;N: Things and people you meet are not always what they seem. 

Pairing: StilesxReader

Author: thelittlestkitsune

Warnings: Smut. 18+ Explicit Content.

Word count: .9,612

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