boys that make me go asdfghjkl

after watching jikook playing 4d games all i thought is how cute jimin is when he was having trouble with the console(?) but then he was staring at jungkook’s direction only to realize that the boy was so immersed in the game to pay attention to him (and after look at how cute his slight pout is asdfghjkl) but then jungkook like the ever-so-attentive bf that he is realized jimin’s distress and press the whatever button to help him and all is well again. my point is i love the fact that w/o uttering any words, jungkook can do exactly what jimin wanted w/ just a stare in his direction :’)

Vernon As A Father

Originally posted by thehouseofkpop

“could you do vernon as a father please”

I feel a little weird with writing about Vernon being a father, but maybe it’s just because he’s two years older than me and I still feel like that’s a little young seeing that I’m 17 and he’s 19 (American age), but idk. If it makes you guys happy I will try my best! It might be a little awkward, but I hope you enjoy and feel free to request more boys! xx


  • Alright
  • To be blunt here, I really don’t know all that much about Vernon
  • Maybe it’s because I’m that 1% of the fandom that’s not really attracted to him??
  • Don’t get me wrong he’s freaking hot
  • But it might also be because he’s off limits to me according to one of my friends iDK
  • Honestly I see him more as a best friend material to me rather than boyfriend material
  • But I’m going to try my best to make this seem not awkward but that probably won’t happen so bare with me
  • I feel like Vernon would be the type to want and wait until Marriage before starting a family
  • Like he wouldn’t want to take things too far at first and would much rather just kind of want to take in his relationship while he could
  • But once he got married and was settled down for a year or two he would be all for the thought of having a baby
  • Vernon would be the type to feel really nervous about becoming a father
  • Mainly because he wouldn’t want to do anything that could ruin the way his child would think about him
  • He’d be most nervous about dropping the child or yelling at it or something like that
  • But with a little reassurance I’m pretty sure he’d feel 50% better about starting a family
  • So when the topic came up at dinner one day he nearly chocked on his food before asking you to repeat yourself
  • When you did he knew that his ears weren’t lying to him and he’d nervously scratch his neck and respond to you
  • “uh yeah…kids kind of scare me so…”
  • When you would ask what was so bad about children he would just kind of rant to you about all of his fears about becoming a father
  • You understood him though because you were just about as scared to become a mother but tons of people start families and most of them end out just fine
  • You told him that he might not be the perfect father but if he tries his best he could turn out to be just fine for his future child
  • “okay [y/n], let’s have a baby”
  • aND BAM
  • After a rough night in the bedroom ;)))
  • You felt that you for sure were going to get pregnant from that
  • And it wasn’t just because Vernon took it a little rougher than expected
  • not that you would complain (what am i saying i am currently writing this in church pls help me)
  • A couple weeks later you began getting some of the symptoms and you were kind of excited
  • I mean, it’s not like you were potentially carrying a little fetus inside of you phhhttt
  • But you didn’t want to freak Vernon out so you set up an appointment for yourself
  • You were nervous through the entire thing
  • (shot game: take a shot every time I mention the word nervous)
  • After the ultrasound the doctor looked at you with a smile and pointed at the screen a picture of a little tiny fetus cell
  • “congrats mrs chwe, you’re preggers”
  • You were really happy but really scared at the same time because even though Vernon was okay with the thought of having a baby you still didn’t really know how her would react
  • So you decided to wait a bit and tell him in this really cliche way
  • You waited about a month or so before putting your plan into order
  • One day after Vernon came home from practice you decided to make him this really nice meal
  • But somewhere inside it you hid a tiny pacifier
  • You were impatiently starring at Vernon the entire time during the dinner
  • Kind of creeping him out a bit but he just shook it off
  • And then he saw it
  • He pulled the object out with his chopsticks and just kind of looked at you weird
  • “are you trying to poison me”
  • And that’s when you just kind of gave him a look like brUH
  • Vernon just kind of sat there really confused while trying to process why there was this object in his food until you literally had to spell it out for him
  • “dude i’m pregnant”
  • “wait…what”
  • It would take a couple minutes before he would finally smile and walk over to where you sat before picking you up and spinning around
  • He honestly would feel so happy despite feeling so nervous before about becoming a father
  • But something he couldn’t resist is the excitement of having a little boy or girl to look after with his wife
  • Vernon would be so careful with you from the second he found out about your future baby
  • Like he would be that gentleman
  • He would be the man to always hold doors for you and hold your hand as you walked up the stairs
  • He would even put his jacket over the puddles so you wouldn’t slip and fall
  • He’d be so sweet and walk with his arms tightly around your waist to support your back even though you didn’t have a bump yet
  • And asdfghjkl daddy vernon makes me feel so fluffy
  • For your 4 month checkup Vernon would be so happy to finally find out the gender of your child\
  • Secretly it’s been killing both of you on the inside
  • You both didn’t want to state your opinions on the gender to each other out loud because this wasn’t something you wanted to fight over
  • But the boys on the other hand would constantly pester Vernon with their thoughts saying that he was going to have a mini man who will have amazing rap skill just like his daddy
  • But Vernon would internally curse them out because he really wanted a little girl to spoil someday
  • But that’s not something that he would say out loud
  • But here you are now laying on a chair with your shirt lifted up slightly as the doctor rubbed gel over your stomach causing you to giggle at the ticklish contact
  • Vernon would just kind of stand back in awe at how adorable you looked as you giggled
  • Once the picture was displayed upon the screen the entire room became silent as the doctor tried to figure out what gender the baby was going to be
  • The doctor turned to the two of you with a smile and pointed at the picture of your baby
  • “Congrats you guys, it looks like you’re going to have a little girl someday”
  • And Vernon literally shouted in a loud New York accent “yES!!”
  • You and the doctor both looked at him in shock of his reaction causing him to sheepishly look away and rub the back of his neck with a small “sorry”
  • You only rolled your eyes and motioned for him to come to you so you could kiss him
  • Which he happily obliged to
  • Omg Vernon would go so hard while shopping for his little girl
  • Picking out the cutest “my daddy is the best!!111!!” onesies and “my dad is a stud” bibs
  • You would smack him at his choice but just roll your eyes in enjoyment because your husband was so corny and you loved it
  • Telling the boys about the gender would be something
  • Like Vernon would stride into practice one day with some much pride and confidently hand the ultrasound to the boys like
  • “yeah, that’s right bitches, I’m having a daughter”
  • And they would just kind of stare at him in shock before telling him to fuck off for being too cocky
  • And Vernon would just kind of be like “wut”
  • But the boys would be happy anyways because that meant that they had a little girl to help spoil
  • The entire nursery would be pink
  • This baby would be so spoiled to the point where her mobile would a chandelier and her crib would be a canopy
  • But she was going to be Vernon’s little princess someday so she had to have the nicest things
  • The first time you would feel the baby kick would be late at night
  • It kind of shocked you because you were confused as to why your stomach was being punched from the inside
  • And once you realized it your face would just
  • :O
  • And you would immediately smack Vernon until he woke up just so that way he could feel your belly too
  • But Vernon was like still half asleep so when he placed his hand on your stomach he was like half paying attention
  • And then he felt it
  • bOI
  • It was like something sparked inside of him and suddenly he became really wide eyed and wide away at this point
  • And he would just rub your belly and start talking to your little girl about anything and everything
  • You fell asleep to the soft sound of Vernon trying his best to sing your little girl to sleep to get her to stop kicking you
  • Mood swings would be hell for Vernon because he never knew what to say around you
  • Like one minute you would be bawling your eyes out at a kitten commercial and he would try to comfort you but only get flipped off at in the end
  • And when you tried to rip his clothes off one particular night when you felt horny
  • He tired his to flirt back only to get smacked in the end and scolded by you for having him say “such crude things”
  • The poor boy would feel so confused on what he was supposed to do
  • But luckily the mood swings were one of the better symptoms of your pregnancy
  • Because let’s just say that Vernon could not deal with making ice cream with pickles and kimchi every night
  • That was just a no no
  • Your cravings honestly weren’t that often though
  • And you really did have to hand it to him in the end because he was being such a trooper for you
  • Vernon was so nervous when it would come to your final days until the due date
  • He was even more nervous when he found out that the baby was going to be late
  • It was like 2 weeks after the due date and both of you were growing a little bit worried so you guys went into the doctor
  • The doctor gave you another ultrasound and frowned slightly
  • “Babies usually shouldn’t be this late, but by the looks of it there is a possibility that your daughter could be sick”
  • The doctor told you that they would need to give you a c section before anything could happen
  • The last thing you needed was to get sick as well
  • Vernon was as pale as a ghost by this point
  • There was basically a 50/50 chance he could lose his baby or his wife
  • Or even both
  • The doctor told him that he would need to get dressed in scrubs if he chose to be there for the surgery
  • Vernon gulped and nodded before following a nurse out to go get changed
  • Meanwhile the doctor took you to an operating room to get you set up
  • When Vernon arrived he strutted straight to you trying to look sexy to lighten the mood but failed when he tripped on a wire
  • You laughed and squeezed his hand as the doctors put you on anesthesia
  • He wouldn’t let go until you were fast asleep
  • Actually the doctors had to pull him away because he refused to let go
  • Vernon stood behind the tool table and out of the way next to a nurse who was keeping track of your heart rate
  • She gave him reassurance saying that it was rare when a girl would die from a c section
  • But that didn’t really help any because there was still a chance that he would lose you
  • Good thing that the c section was a success
  • The baby didn’t cry due to the fact that it seemed to be dead at first
  • The doctor called Vernon over so he could help out
  • He told Vernon to take off his scrub shirt so he could place the child against her father’s chest to try and heat her up so she would stay alive
  • Vernon did as he was told and held his daughter tightly to his chest praying that she would stay alive as the other doctors fixed up his wife
  • A couple hours later you woke up in a different hospital room while the lights turned off and soft humming could be heard in the room
  • Vernon sat in the corner still shirtless as he rubbed the back of your daughter who was hugged tightly to him
  • When you asked him what he was doing he looked up at you with a wide smile and explained everything the doctor had told him
  • It turns out that your daughter had cold intolerance which made her severely sensitive to chilly and cold air
  • Apparently it had to do something with the lack of body fat in your child’s body
  • She was pretty skinny after all
  • But you didn’t mind though because it only made her special
  • The doctors had given you strict directions on how to deal with your daughter’s condition
  • You and Vernon actually managed the newborn pretty well
  • And despite her being cold most of the time to the point where it hurt her physically,
  • She was actually a pretty quiet baby
  • She rarely cried and wasn’t as needy as the doctors made her seem
  • Vernon loved that about her
  • In fact he loved everything about her
  • He was nervous about being a father at first but he knew that this was really worth it
  • One of his favorite activities was rocking his little girl to sleep every night
  • And then making sure that she was wrapped up all comfy cozy in her princess crib
  • She really didn’t know how lucky she had it to be Vernon’s daughter
  • Like any girl would give just to be tucked in every night by the man
  • Plus she was even more spoiled by her uncles
  • The first time she was introduced to the boys Vernon almost had to shield her body away from them in fear that they would crush her
  • The boys were a lot more gentle than he expected and his daughter seemed to warm up to them pretty easily
  • One person in particular she seemed really comfortable with was Joshua
  • She seemed to cuddle up to his chest and fall right asleep
  • Vernon had to admit he was jealous
  • But she looked so cute and warm all snuggled up to his fellow American liner
  • Ever since then his daughter always was really close to Joshua
  • She even requested for him to show up to all of her birthday parties as she grew older
  • Joshua was kind of like a best friend or an older brother to the little girl rather than an uncle
  • Not that he really minded though
  • He was just really happy that he was able to spend time with Vernon’s daughter
  • Your daughter grew up becoming really attached to Joshua and much rather than going to you or Vernon with you her problems she would go to Joshua
  • Vernon was kind of hurt that she chose Joshua over her own father
  • But you tried your best to help him understand that it’s easier for a girl to go to a trusted friend rather than her own parents and that she would warm up to them eventually
  • But sadly even through her teenage years she didn’t really warm up to her father
  • It wasn’t until her first heartbreak caused by a dick who cheated on her when she went running to her daddy instead of Joshua
  • Which actually shocked both you and your husband
  • But neither of you complained because she just really needed the comfort of her father at the moment
  • And Vernon swore to that day that his daughter would never have her heart broken by a boy ever again
  • Despite your daughter being a looker
  • She got picked on a lot at school because of her condition
  • She wasn’t allowed to go outside and play in the snow with her classmates during breaks
  • She wasn’t allowed to go ice skating with her friends
  • And it eventually got to the point where she fell into a sort of depression and wouldn’t talk to anyone
  • She coped with it pretty well though and took advice from both your and Vernon to find something that would distract her from her problems for a while
  • And she found a passion that matched her father’s in rapping
  • She looked up to many artists like Dreke, Iggy Azalea, and other famous rappers
  • One of her friends had secretly recorded her rapping and uploaded it online
  • She became an overnight sensation
  • You were quite shocked when you woke up to watch the news and saw your daughter’s video on the news
  • When you asked her about it she said she didn’t know someone had recorded her
  • But she didn’t really mind though
  • She began getting calls and messages from people all over asking if she would want a record deal
  • Which she gladly accepted to sign a deal with Capital Records in LA
  • Although it meant moving out of Korea and away from her family
  • She was happy that her parents were so supportive over her decision
  • Vernon even offered to go with her if she wanted
  • But she refused and told him that she really wanted him to stay in Korea to be with his own group
  • Vernon understood though
  • He just really wanted to spend time with his daughter
  • Both you and Vernon became really proud of your daughter
  • She became a huge inspiration to people everywhere
  • She was considered one of the most successful rappers in America
  • Vernon even got his manager to allow his daughter to be the opening act for Seventeen on tour
  • Your daughter never really fell in love
  • She didn’t want to get her heart broken like the way that she did all those years back
  • It’s not like she minded though because she was already too busy to be involved with that kind of commitment
  • So she didn’t end up getting married
  • But you weren’t really too upset over that
  • It’s what mad your daughter happy
  • And if that made her happy than the two of you were happy
  • And that’s all that you ever really wanted since the beginning

|| S.Coups || Jeonghan || Joshua || Jun || Hoshi || Wonwoo || Woozi || DK || Mingyu || The8 || Seungkwan || Vernon || Dino ||

Things that make me feel a lot better (Seventeen edition)
  • Boonon in the switched part version
  • Woozi’s face when everybody makes him doing aegyo
  • Jeonghan’s reaction to Seungcheol dancing to “Up and Down” by EXID
  • DK’s presence
  • SoonSeok 
  • Meanie moments
  • Joshua’s chocolate song
  • Seungcheol kissing everybody (especially Samuel, that always makes me go asdfghjkl)
  • Joshua unbottoning his shirt
  • Joshua and Minghao doing b-boy together
  • Dino’s laugh
  • Those pictures with Mingyu’s tummy hehe
  • The sexy Hosh
  • That very intelligent and academic conversation between Mingyu and Seungkwan in English
  • Vernon memes 
  • Woozi chasing Mingyu with the guitar
  • Seungcheol sleeping on Woozi
  • The trend #JoshuaDancesToAnything on vine
  • Seungkwan reaction after every aegyo
  • Seungkwan and DK dancing to girl groups 
  • Jun being a cute vampire
  • PREDEBUT WOOZI
  • Wonwoo’s sexy stare haha
  • Basically them…they make me happy

What makes you happy about Seventeen?

Reasons to borrow your bf’s clothes:
• asdfghjkl
• they’ll smell like them
• if you are smaller than them then they’re all big and baggy
• it is scientifically proven boys clothes are naturally comfier
• makes you feel 10x cuter instantly
• did I mention they smell good???
• and are big and comfy???
• CUTE
• look at all these reasons go do it steal a shirt
• and if you don’t have a bf remember it for future reference
• and if you don’t like boys you could steal your gf’s I’m sure you’d look totally adorable

BTS- WOULD YOU RATHER GAME

I was tagged by the amazing @forever-young-got7

Originally posted by sehuns-bubblebum

Would you rather:

- build a snowman with v OR have a snowball fight with j-hope 

(But I want to use V as a shield lmao.PLS. I’M BAD AT THIS)

- get coffee with suga OR get ice cream with suga 

( yeah I basically just went on a date with yo man @jinssmile Sawry >.<)

- go to the cinema with jimin OR the amusement park with Jungkook

I’ve been to the cinema over 100000 times, but I’ve never been to an amusement park <333 so JUNGKOOK LETS GO GO GO~~~

Originally posted by dabbingjungkookie


- do a dance cover with j-hope OR sing a duet with jin

I sing but I still don’t know about much dancing so let’s stick to jin lmaooo

- kiss rap monster OR cuddle suga

Sorry I stole your baby again T_T @jinssmile

- babysit with jimin OR dogsit with v

OMG IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS AF !!!!!! Just imagining  chim being all triggerred by diapers makes me laugh,

- meet j-hope’s family OR have v meet your family

I want to learn  more about hobi and I’d bring my friend @kimimimirumi with me <3333…and oml my family is too crazy to invite any sane human over ( even tho tae is not that sane) LMAOOOO

Originally posted by teacuptaehyung


- film a commercial with j-hope OR film a sketch with v

It’d BE SO FUN <3333

- hug jimin OR hold hands with jungkook

oKAY YES. I PICKED BOTH.I CAN’T JUST ABANDON JEON IN THE DARK WHEN HE’S MY FAVORITE.BUT I STILL WANT TO BE IN JIMIN’S ARMS.( I’m such a hoe wtf is wrong with me)

Originally posted by mintsugakookies


- go to paris with jin with OR to london with suga

I stole your man again @jinssmile….. lollllll Madelyn I bet you’re making plans to steal jungkook from me for payback x) but yoooo LONDON SOUNDS SO COOL!!!

film a drama with jin OR do a photo shoot with rap monster

I always wanted to try out acting <33333 !!

attend an award show with rap monster OR wear couple t-shirts at the airport with jungkook

Yes I did it again. I want to dress fancy okay? It’s been a while since I wore a gown T_T LET ME ATTEND THE AWARD SHOWS WITH NAMJOON. I WANT TO BE CUTE WITH JUNGKOOK TOO EVEN THO I FEEL LIKE WE’D BOTH BE EMBARASSED TO DEATH IF WE SHOWED WEARING THE SAME SHIRT LOLLLL

- spend a lazy day with suga OR explore a city with j-hope

I need me more action in this life. Laying down with Suga shouldn’t be something I want since I’m already lazy everyday LOLLLL

-fall asleep next to jimin OR wake up next to jungkook

Yeah you can say that I’m a sucker for JIKOOK. I’d love to sleep next to chim >.< but then again JUNGKOOK IN THE MORNINGS IS MY AESTHETIC HE’S THE CUTEST ISH EVER. BUT BRUH.HE’S GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK AFTER SEING WHAT MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE IN THE MORNINGS LMAOOOO

Originally posted by yourpinkpill


- make up a silly rap with v OR a silly choreography with jin

I can’t rap AT ALL lollll Let’s attempt a weird dance yup.

- have a fun picnic with j-hope OR a fancy date with jin

It’s been a while since someone took me out somewhere nice…Jin pls make me feel like a princess, even though you’re the princess x)

- have jungkook serenade you OR have v sing you to sleep

I live FOR THIS. IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION? Jungkook singing in general is making me melt , but then if you talk about serenading me THEN ASDFGHJKL???!! BOI I’D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. YOUR VOICE HAS THE CAPABILITY TO BRING TO TEARS T_T

- have a dance party with j-hope OR sing karaoke with suga

I did it again… @jinssmile lol I LOVE TO HEAR YOONGI SING HIGH NOTES. MADELYN YOU HAVE TO CONTRIBUTE AND COME WITH US!!!YOUR VOICE IS AMAZING!!!

- go camping with jimin and v OR go to the beach with rap monster and suga

The forest and I share a very bad relationship , but I’ve rarely been to the beach even tho I love it so much!!! Going with the hyung line SOUNDS EXCITING AF!!!

- cook with jin OR bake a cake with jimin

I baking OMGGGGG YESSSSSS!!!!

- have a sleepover with the hyung line OR a birthday party with the maknae line

I want to spoil maknae line with yummy food <3333 but then I want to gossip with the hyung line. IT’D BE LIT AF!!

- celebrate halloween with jungkook, suga, v and j-hope OR christmas with rap monster, jimin and j-hope  

I NEED COP JUNGKOOK! OF COURSE I’D CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN WITH THESE DORKS!!!

Originally posted by jayfatuasian


….

Oh……So the next part is….kinda…. suggestive so I’ll cut it here for those who are underaged and the ones who ARE MATURE ENOUGH FOR SUCH CONTENT YOU CAN SCROLL DOWN.


 IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF BTS,AN UNDERAGED CHILD OR A GUY NAMED JEON JUNGKOOK I SUGGEST YOU DON’T SCROLL DOWN. DON’T RUIN ME OR YOURSELVES GUYS.YOU’VE BEEN WARNED. 

Originally posted by cleolux





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anonymous asked:

Could you maybe do a list of some good SoMa blogs to follow? I'm sorry if I'm being a bother, but it would be nice if you did :)

Nope nope, totally not a bother anon, don’t worry about it!

Though, I’m probably just gonna start throwing people’s names I remember at random from the fandom for you. Wow, am I even coherent right now?


Here are the awesome people you should follow for top quality SoMa content (fanart, fanfics, headcanons [a lot of ‘em are experts at making us go through SoMa feels], theories, roleplays, asks, reblogs of soma content, and them being awesome): 

professor-maka

ilarual

l0chn3ss

eisschirmchen

khaleesimaka,

sojustifiable

fabulousanima,

makapedia,

moonplata,

0daysoflifeanddeath,

oliviajoytaylor,

mrsashketchum,

absolutrash,

grigori-girl,

xwynn,

lueurdelaube,

awesomeasusual,

lunar-resonance,

askalbarn,

ask-scythe-boy,

chaoticlivi,

soul-dwelling,

and a LOT more (OH MY DEATH, I’M SO SORRY TO THE AWESOME PEOPLE I DIDN’T GET TO ADD, asdfghjkl somebody help me fill up the list)


I’m probably forgetting a lot more of people in the list and I feel bad for that but trust me, everyone in the SoMa fandom is amazing and friendly and welcoming and did I mention amazing? That has to be repeated, yes.

You could also browse the tags soma, soul x maka, everything is soma, and other SoMa related tags to see other people who post SoMa content.

There are a lot of SoMa dedicated blogs there but a lot would post fanworks without sourcing the original artists, which kinda (nope, it really) sucks. So yeah, support the original artists~

Hope this helped :D

(also, if anyone can fill up the list as well and add them up because I’m really forgetful, that’ll be great, thanks!)